The "Baby it's cold outside" thread.

[mulletpelini 5211]

12 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Go home Langdon... you're drunk

I've always found Langdon pretty fucking hot

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[Deej 76793]

I'm contemplating moving from Austin to Fergus Falls, Minnesota, the land of my people. Fuck Texas heat. Give me snow to my rooftop.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Brace your shelves

http://hint.fm/wind/

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm contemplating moving from Austin to Fergus Falls, Minnesota, the land of my people. Fuck Texas heat. Give me snow to my rooftop.

ayy welcome neighbor!

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

11 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm contemplating moving from Austin to Fergus Falls, Minnesota, the land of my people. Fuck Texas heat. Give me snow to my rooftop.

My buddy moved from Austin (lifelong Texan) to Duluth a few summers ago. He was posting pictures of his great new life that summer and those10 days of fall they get there. Was living back in Texas by Xmas. 

I moved from St. Croix, USVI to Iowa in a February for no reason at all. How's that for smart? 

 

[South Austin 52508]

54 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

I moved from St. Croix, USVI to Iowa in a February for no reason at all. How's that for smart? 

Witness protection program?

[Parliament 14260]

I'm contemplating moving from Austin to Fergus Falls, Minnesota, the land of my people. Fuck Texas heat. Give me snow to my rooftop.

Fergus has the World's nicest Walmart. Serious

[crash_davis 23113]

28 minutes ago, Parliament said:

13 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm contemplating moving from Austin to Fergus Falls, Minnesota, the land of my people. Fuck Texas heat. Give me snow to my rooftop.

Fergus has the World's nicest Walmart. Serious

that's like bragging about a hot obese chic.

[Continental Op 3934]

This is bullshit.  If we have to tolerate upper 90s in October why can't we have 60s/70s all November? 

[BabaYaga 15298]

5 hours ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

My buddy moved from Austin (lifelong Texan) to Duluth a few summers ago. He was posting pictures of his great new life that summer and those10 days of fall they get there. Was living back in Texas by Xmas. 

I moved from St. Croix, USVI to Iowa in a February for no reason at all. How's that for smart? 

 

Sounds fun.  Mom's originally from Iowa.  Been there exactly one time.  

[formermav43 4606]

I like the cold.

[South Austin 52508]

34 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

This is bullshit.  If we have to tolerate upper 90s in October why can't we have 60s/70s all November? 

Too many of us touch ourselves.

[Native Horn 3504]

Cold front appears to have hit 78746

[Red Five 40859]

I was jogging when it hit. Don’t think I’ve ever felt a shift in temperature like that before.

[Biff Tannen 45687]

2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

This is bullshit.  If we have to tolerate upper 90s in October why can't we have 60s/70s all November? 

Because you touch yourself.

[Biff Tannen 45687]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Too many of us touch ourselves.

Kinda beat me to it, but I like the way I said it better.

[Biff Tannen 45687]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I was jogging when it hit. Don’t think I’ve ever felt a shift in temperature like that before.

"jogging"

[clapclapclap 9000]

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Kinda beat me to it, but I like the way I said it better.

I don't want to see what you did there.

The winds behind the front haven't been as bad as predicted.  Being Vet Day I was expecting the launch of The Liberation of Deciduous Leaves, but other than a few tossed in the initial gusts, they've been hanging on.  So far just some gentle swaying of the trees.

[South Austin 52508]

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

"jogging"

I believe it's “jogging”or “yogging.” It might be a soft “j,” I’m not sure. But apparently you just run for an extended period of time.

[Homercles 10205]

So is the ground still warm enough to keep this rain from turning into ice on the roads?  Looks like only hill country schools on delay so far.  

[the idoit 165]

I'm contemplating moving from Austin to Fergus Falls, Minnesota, the land of my people. Fuck Texas heat. Give me snow to my rooftop.

My mom grew up on a farm south of St. Cloud so this hits close to (her) home.

Homercles: likely but overpasses and bridges can flash freeze as it gets below 28 or so.

[RPM 26321]

Brrr in 76262...

Edited November 12, 2019 by RPM

[atomheartbevo 89670]

My weather apps say snow in Austin.  I ain’t seen shit.  

[KaiserSoze 998]

It's probably an old forecast from a bathroom at J. Black's.

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[Homercles 10205]

My districts Facebook page is becoming a jumbled mess as everyone posts ‘following’, ‘F’ or even just a period instead of using the ‘turn on notifications for this post’...dumbasses.  I personally don’t want a delayed start but there’s no denying it’s wet and about to go below freezing out there.  

[Biff Tannen 45687]

The way we drive in weather in this town, let's just shut it down for the week.

[bschoolprof 6254]

hope yall have hit HEB already.  Shit's gonna be off the hook if it's snowing/icing.  

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Just now, bschoolprof said:

hope yall have hit HEB already.  Shit's gonna be off the hook if it's snowing/icing.  

And it might not be open

[bschoolprof 6254]

[Brisketexan 105142]

Definitely spitting rain and snow in 78759.

And I was driving from Houston to Austin as the front was in between. I saw the line - seriously, I could see dust kicked up on the road, hit that line, and it was an instant wind and temp shift. Watched my car thermometer, and it dropped from 77 to 60 in ten minutes.

[CleverNickname 1311]

I was up at the ranch (Mullin) building a treehouse/clubhouse for my kiddo - taking advantage of the holiday. Temp dropped from 66 to 36 with haste. 

[SquishMitten 10408]

Fuck it’s cold out. And it’s too gotdamn windy to keep the blankets over my plants.

[Homercles 10205]

RRISD on a 2 hour delay

[atomheartbevo 89670]

15 minutes ago, Homercles said:

RRISD on a 2 hour delay

Austin will wait until the last minute, although they said they should know by 3am.   Fuckers.  

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[utee94 15823]

Pretty heavy sleet at my house in the CP now, and the temp just dropped below 32.  Gonna be an icy mess up here tomorrow morning.

 

[huge 3793]

Still a positively balmy 44 here in the crime free Montrose.

[KaiserSoze 998]

Still a positively balmy 44 here in the crime free Montrose.

I haven't heard that reference in decades, well done.

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[Homercles 10205]

Yeah definitely a mix of ice and rain in cedar park.  Not sticking yet though.  

[Baboontyme 2812]

I've never seen a snow storm like this up here this early in the year. I have a pretty good memory. It's always been rare to see anything sticking before early December. I'd have to say we have 6" and it's still coming down. WTF. 

[Helobious 9454]

High 30s in San Antonio. I often say I think of moving back to the RGV because the winters up here are too fucking cold & people look at me like I’m crazy. Life’s too short to deal with cold weather.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I'd have to say we have 6" and it's still coming

 

 

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[Brisketexan 105142]

Had snow and freezing rain here earlier, now it’s all sleet I’m 78759. Wooden deck is an ice rink. Cars are starting to freeze over. Tomorrow morning is gonna be a damned mess.

[Paper_jam 831]

Sleet in NE Austin (78754).

 

[atomheartbevo 89670]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Had snow and freezing rain here earlier, now it’s all sleet I’m 78759. Wooden deck is an ice rink. Cars are starting to freeze over. Tomorrow morning is gonna be a damned mess.

Yep, cars icing over big time in 56. 

Meanwhile, Austin ISD does as little as possible to acknowledge the weather.  

[Radical Larry 28620]

[formermav43 4606]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

High 30s in San Antonio. I often say I think of moving back to the RGV because the winters up here are too fucking cold & people look at me like I’m crazy. Life’s too short to deal with cold weather.

The only thing that makes me sometimes think about leaving Texas is the incessant heat. The cold is awesome.