Bob Stoops To Florida State?

[Vic Mackey 46927]

According to "sources" from a Tallahassee news channel, this could happen. Sources: FSU nearing deal with Bob Stoops to become next head football coach

Sources: FSU nearing deal with Bob Stoops to become next head football coach

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Bob Stoops could become the next head coach of Florida State football in the near future, according to sources. We've heard the announcement could come as early as the end of this week or early next week, and that a deal is really close to being done.

Stoops coached at Oklahoma from 1999 to 2016, winning a National Championship in 2000, a 13-2 win over Florida State. Stoops won ten Big 12 Championship titles in his time in Norman, and was a six time Big 12 Coach of the Year. He retired from coaching in June of 2017, but has since returned to coaching, as in February of 2019, it was announced Stoops would be the head coach and general manager of the Dallas Renegades in the XFL.

Along with Stoops taking over as head coach, sources said that Kendal Briles will remain on staff as offensive coordinator, while Jim Leavitt would be retained as defensive coordinator. The source went on to say that with keeping Briles on staff as offensive coordinator, it could turn into a head coach in waiting role. Stoops is 59, would want to groom a successor before he retires.

This is a developing story. We will update this story as we learn more information.

 

https://www.wtxl.com/news/local-news/sources-fsu-nearing-deal-with-bob-stoops-to-become-next-head-football-coach

[Captain Obvious 516]

Stoops is wondering if FSU is dumb enough to give him a contract similar to Jimbo at Aggy.

[Red Five 40627]

That would be many, many bags of dicks.

[Brock Sampson 289]

Stoops thought they said "semen-holes"

[tx 3 putt 76294]

LuLz 

[GotThatFire 166]

Mack vs Stoops again

[LTtxfan 48952]

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Mack vs Stoops again

Not in 2020 unless both teams make ACC Championship game...

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Firing a coach within 2 years makes your school toxic, right?  Hiring a proven coach would be unpossible.

 

[Dewey 3280]

Then Lincoln Riley to the renegades, mark Stoops to the sooners? Serious though, wouldn't be surprised if he goes to FSU 

[Treefidy 1463]

@jdhorn92 must be the new porta potty girl with this from yesterday 

What I’m hearing is Bob Stoops as head coach. He’ll bring Venables with hiim as DC, with the idea that Venables assumes the position in a year or two. Briles will stay on as  OC if they can’t get Joe Brady from LSU.

either that or Allison reads surly

[ChiTownDoc 21097]

Lol.  You can’t convince me this doesn’t scare Mack.  He will never win anything of significance there but he will continue to own butterteeth.  Congrats?   I guess the 5M is nice too.  

[Michael Knight 12878]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Firing a coach within 2 years makes your school toxic, right?  Hiring a proven coach would be unpossible.

 

A proven loser and piece of shit?

[RPM 26208]

Please make this happen. I don't want to watch him coach in Dallas.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

3 hours ago, Treefidy said:

@jdhorn92 must be the new porta potty girl with this from yesterday 

What I’m hearing is Bob Stoops as head coach. He’ll bring Venables with hiim as DC, with the idea that Venables assumes the position in a year or two. Briles will stay on as  OC if they can’t get Joe Brady from LSU.

either that or Allison reads surly

Wow.  This sounds like something from the aggy coaching search.  “I’m hearing Bob Stoops.  He’ll bring in Urban Meyer and Nick Saban as assistants if they can’t get Jimmy Johnson and Bill Belichick.”

[taybo20 2815]

36 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Wow.  This sounds like something from the aggy coaching search.  “I’m hearing Bob Stoops.  He’ll bring in Urban Meyer and Nick Saban as assistants if they can’t get Jimmy Johnson and Bill Belichick.”

Haha exactly!

[NowThis 931]

hire MIke for DC , give up 578 yards a game, sweet buyout of $17 mil after 2 years. Profit for the Stoops family.

[nnm 36041]

4 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Firing a coach within 2 years makes your school toxic, right?  Hiring a proven coach would be unpossible.

 

Are you suggesting that perhaps CDC should fire Mensa and hire Stoops?  Is that really what you want?

[DaysOff 7843]

Yes. I'd take the entire ou staff past or present. I like winning.

[LTtxfan 48952]

23 minutes ago, NowThis said:

hire MIke for DC , give up 578 yards a game, sweet buyout of $17 mil after 2 years. Profit for the Stoops family.

 

Mike Stoops will be FSU's new motivational speaker that "lives in a van down by the river"

 

Edited November 5, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Wait.  Something thinks Brent Venables is going to be a DC somewhere else?

[closetojumping 62141]

Can we not do the thing where a bunch of dumbasses read a clearly fantastical post and take it seriously? Fucking fuck don’t be morons, please. Just once. Just this once? Shit. 

[mdmost 42827]

I'd say poor Mack but he's used to losing to Florida State. 

Edited November 5, 2019 by mdmost

[Doc Sam Beckett 5782]

Lulz Kendal Briles as HCIW. Yeah, you lost me there.... 

[faerleeb 0]

Can we not do the thing where a bunch of dumbasses read a clearly fantastical post and take it seriously? Fucking fuck don’t be morons, please. Just once. Just this once? Shit. 

That’s asking a lot...


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[Steamboat1874 4032]

Shit if this is true it is a pretty damn smart move for FSU.

Say what you will about Stoops but he can coach and recruit.

[SA-KC_Horn 1293]

Well....the state of Florida is shaped like a dick, so no surprise there.

 

[Steamboat1874 4032]

5 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Well....the state of Florida is shaped like a dick, so no surprise there.

 

A limp one.

[6th Street 6354]

Scares you to death. 

[n64ra 1076]

7 hours ago, Treefidy said:

either that or Allison reads surly

Who doesn't?

[Underdog 28443]

They'll get Mark Stoops and like it. 

[TreatyOak 16148]

8 hours ago, Brock Sampson said:

Stoops thought they said "semen-holes"

[Leanderman 2266]

Free Shoes University is a perfect place for that slime ball. Let the cheating begin in 3, 2, 1.

[Horn80 6075]

Smart move to hire a proven HC unlike Texas seems to do.

[Guest Lobo]

Yep, this is a good move for FSU and for Stoops.  I am jealous for all involved.  They're in a better position to compete with Clemson than we are with Baylor.  

Edited November 5, 2019 by Lobo

[NowThis 931]

Mack can't get away from Stoops.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Bob Stoops said the shape of florida was a huge selling point for the job

[6th Street 6354]

I think Stoops is just trolling Mack at this point

[Jive Turkey 12567]

I hear George Seifert is looking at houses in DFW. Word on the street is that he’s the next Dallas XFL coach. 

Edited November 5, 2019 by Jive Turkey

[markstanco 12501]

31 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

 Let the cheating begin in 3, 2, 1.

Begin? 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

no fucking chance this happens

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

“Sources” (voices in my head) tell me it’s Tom Herman.  He will bring Orlando and try to get Greg Davis as OC.  If not, he will get Shawn Watson. 

[gmr548 16481]

Didn't know FSU alums had the dicks in the bank to pull this off.

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[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

A limp one.

What’s there to get excited about?

[The People’s Elbow 707]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Can we not do the thing where a bunch of dumbasses read a clearly fantastical post and take it seriously? Fucking fuck don’t be morons, please. Just once. Just this once? Shit. 

It’s a Vic Mackey thread. Water rises and falls to its own level, and the guy is a dogwhistle for chromosome-deficient mouth breathers. 

[TexArcher 37506]

36 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

no fucking chance this happens

Why not?

FSU has a big brand name in a high school football hotbed, alumni with deep pockets, and a history of questionable recruiting and keeping kids eligible no matter what (academic fraud, Jameis Winston, etc).  

They'll let Stoops run amok and they'll help him cover up the minor stuff like a player breaking a girl's face or kidnapping his girlfriend with a screwdriver to her throat or beating his baby mama or collecting money from a fake job, etc.

This is like Ramsay Bolton and Cersei Lannister locking eyes across a crowded room and smiling seductively...

 

[El Diablo 4232]

The longer growing season and cheap labor would make FSU very attractive to an entrepreneur and hardcore connoisseur with a voracious appetite for fresh, um, produce.

[Armybrat 40710]

9 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Mack vs Stoops again

Mack shitting in his Depends.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Why not?

FSU has a big brand name in a high school football hotbed, alumni with deep pockets, and a history of questionable recruiting and keeping kids eligible no matter what (academic fraud, Jameis Winston, etc).  

They'll let Stoops run amok and they'll help him cover up the minor stuff like a player breaking a girl's face or kidnapping his girlfriend with a screwdriver to her throat or beating his baby mama or collecting money from a fake job, etc.

This is like Ramsay Bolton and Cersei Lannister locking eyes across a crowded room and smiling seductively...

 

Stoops quit at Oklahoma because he was independently wealthy and tired of sucking up to 17-yr olds. That would still be true of any college job he takes. 

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

My first thought is no way, but then I have no idea what Stoops is doing coaching in the XFL, so I have to assume he's still into cashing paychecks. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

8 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Stoops quit at Oklahoma because he was independently wealthy and tired of sucking up to 17-yr olds. That would still be true of any college job he takes. 

He retired really suddenly and the official story is that he was done and finally found a guy in Riley that they wanted to keep around.  
 
I always wondered if it was more the latter than anything else.