James Harden's Strip Club Rating

[Patrick Bateman 3,916]

This is worth a read.... It's hilarious and informative and thought provoking and crude, all at the same time.  Surly worthy.  What cities do you think has the best Canadian ballet performances?

 

[conVINCEd 21,469]

This is the reason Al Gore invented the internet.

[Pimphand 5,755]

While I like the cut of this man's jib there has to be a better way to rank cities and strip clubs than was chosen. There is no way in hell Salt Lake City beats Atlanta, New Orleans, and Portland.  I'm pretty sure Detroit and Cleveland are better too.  With that said bravo for putting this out there 😂

[Pimphand 5,755]

Obligatory:

 

[MoJames 8,244]

Apparently he included same Male strip clubs, nttawwt.

[CooterBrown 18,014]

While I like the cut of this man's jib there has to be a better way to rank cities and strip clubs than was chosen. There is no way in hell Salt Lake City beats Atlanta, New Orleans, and Portland.  I'm pretty sure Detroit and Cleveland are better too.  With that said bravo for putting this out there

Nothing like some bare ankle and an open milk bar to make the Mormons yearn for a good soaking and leave some 5-star yelp reviews.

[Macanudo 12,979]

I've been to a strip club in Portland.

 

 

Trust me.    Don't.

[NowThis 931]

10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I've been to a strip club in Portland.

 

 

Trust me.    Don't.

Texas has the best.

[conVINCEd 21,469]

3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Texas has the best.

With an NBA team, maybe.  However, if the NBA ever puts a team in Vegas it will be the biggest home court advantage in the history of sports.

[Pimphand 5,755]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I've been to a strip club in Portland.

Trust me.    Don't.

Hahahahah Portland has the most strip clubs per-capita but that also means they have some of the worst too 😂

[Fondren & Main 6,718]

7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

While I like the cut of this man's jib there has to be a better way to rank cities and strip clubs than was chosen. There is no way in hell Salt Lake City beats Atlanta, New Orleans, and Portland.  I'm pretty sure Detroit and Cleveland are better too.  With that said bravo for putting this out there 😂

If you like blondes, then I can most certainly see why SLC would be highly rated.  They almost had me wanting to convert. 😍

[DCA_HORN 725]

I used to live in the same apartment building as him. I can't confirm they were strippers but he would roll in with 2 or 3 at a time.

[Upgrayedd 5,812]

9 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I've been to a strip club in Portland.

 

 

Trust me.    Don't.

Come on.  Mary’s is top-notch 

[DallasGatr 216]

Come on.  Mary’s is top-notch 

I’m assuming your joking. Mary’s is the first place I think of when “horrific strip clubs” is brought up. Great location though.

[Horns RD Standard 67]

17 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I've been to a strip club in Portland.

 

 

Trust me.    Don't.

Was there this past June for a wedding. Went to a couple and they more like Burlesque shows. Reminded me of like a topless Esther's Follies! 

 

He's right...don't waste your time!!!