UCF @ Tulsa, 6CT ESPN2

[texifornia 58842]

It's the G5 undercard of the night!

UCF is 7-2 and gradually declining under Okie chucklefuck Josh Heupel. They are #1 in "others receiving votes" in the AP poll, though, so their extremely online jorts-y fanbase has that going for them.

Tulsa has come so so close to beating #19 Memphis and #23 SMU, but they didn't, so they're 2-7. Could this be the big breakthrough?

Edited November 8, 2019 by texifornia

[texifornia 58842]

Tulsa wearing white helmets: Fucking whyyyyyy

Their classic look is so clean.

[Bullneck 19454]

Tuned in just in time for the Reeses Thins commercial.  

[Bullneck 19454]

And the Tailgating commercial from Coke.  Imagine having a tailgate and serving hoagies.  

[Bullneck 19454]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tulsa wearing white helmets: Fucking whyyyyyy

Their classic look is so clean.

Gators do that, too.  LSU has a white helmet/purple jersey version of this.  I don't get it either.

[texifornia 58842]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

And the Tailgating commercial from Coke.  Imagine having a tailgate and serving hoagies.  

Up here in the Northeast, I've had some incredible Italian party subs at tailgates. So much pork-y goodness.

Not as good as fajitas, but nothing to turn your nose up at.

[texifornia 58842]

TD Hurricane!

[texifornia 58842]

I know Tulsa's student body is basically the football team, those ballerinas they showed, and a couple of kids that got lost on the way to Oklahoma State, but even so I'd have thought they'd have more people in the stands with a big team in town.

[texifornia 58842]

And we're tied. Huge fumble recovery for UCF.

[texifornia 58842]

Waaaay too easy for UCF. 14-7. And hey I had a friend that went to Mililani High! Never would have thought it'd turn into QBHS.

[texifornia 58842]

Tulsa gets 3 back. 10-14.

[texifornia 58842]

My GOODNESS that kid was fast. 21-10 UCF. It's getting out of hand.

[texifornia 58842]

Tulsa's back in it! 21-17

[spystud13 2371]

Damn, 70 yds to the house for UCF called back. 

[texifornia 58842]

Just now, spystud13 said:

Damn, 70 yds to the house for UCF called back. 

That kid Killums (Killans?) is soooo fast.

Also LOL Parker Boudreaux. One of the douchiest recruits ever. 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2512969-the-commitment-megastar-recruit-pulls-16000-lb-bus-to-announce-college-choice

[spystud13 2371]

So they get almost all of it back on a pass play instead. 

[spystud13 2371]

That was a fucking sick sideline throw. 

[spystud13 2371]

And that’s how you answer a big penalty. Lefty QB throws a good ball. 

[texifornia 58842]

Aw damn. TD UCF. Gabriel can sling it.

[texifornia 58842]

The AAC sneaking "Power 6" into their conference ad. Cute.

[texifornia 58842]

Man the Tulsa DBs have absolutely no ball skills. Totally whiffing on guaranteed interceptions. Never looking back for the ball when they're running.

[burntorangebongos 10809]

hmmm...sounds familiar. 

[texifornia 58842]

And Tulsa FINALLY accepts one of Gabriel's gifts! INT Hurricane.

[spystud13 2371]

28-24 UCF with 5 left in 3rd. 

[texifornia 58842]

1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

28-24 UCF with 5 left in 3rd. 

I'm getting a real "another heartbreaking underdog Tulsa loss" vibe from this one

[texifornia 58842]

omg I just discovered Tulsa's mascot: Captain Cane. He is something.

[texifornia 58842]

Holy shit what a clusterfuck

[Augustus 3061]

Can't believe there was no targeting.

[texifornia 58842]

Tie game! This Tulsa team has cojones, going for it on 4th and 9.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

UCF with the Tom Herman special teams play.

[texifornia 58842]

Holy shit! Muffed punt Tulsa ball!

[spystud13 2371]

Fucking college Ks, man! 

[texifornia 58842]

1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

Fucking college Ks, man! 

After all the potential game winners the Tulsa kicker's missed this year, dude's going to go through life with WWI-level PTSD.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

2-7, not going to a bowl, won't stop can't stop. Kinda the opposite of us, except for all the losing.

[texifornia 58842]

Yeah that'll fucking do! Gabriel clearly has talent but man he makes total freshman boners constantly

[spystud13 2371]

He made one! 

[texifornia 58842]

Just now, spystud13 said:

He made one! 

Thank God, the poor kid

Hurricane winning woooo

[burntorangebongos 10809]

That fucking kicker! Sheesh. 

[texifornia 58842]

UCF pulling an obvious LSU there.

Also Heupel looks like a COLOSSAL goober. Hard to believe he ever used to be a decent athlete.

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

Just realized that this is the smallest FBS school (by enrollment) vs the largest FBS school (by enrollment).

 

/csb

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

Dammit, this game gonna go to OT

 

ucf playing for the fg here

[texifornia 58842]

Holy shit, UCF just unloading into their own foot.

[texifornia 58842]

Hah! Come on Hurricane!

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

Wtf with that spot

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

Wtf with that 2nd spot

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Tulsa better not fuck this up.

[texifornia 58842]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Wtf with that spot

This is some amateur hour shit. I do think he was a bit short, but not that much.

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

Lotta players for both sides just standing around there on that 3rd down play

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

Lmao commentators didnt see the flag

[AeroHorn 793]

I would punt.