Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!

[immamac 44201]

Fuck those pussies up. 

Hook 'Em 

Texas by 35 in a stunning return of all the talent on the team.

[Biff Tannen 46063]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

Bad news is Klieman is a better head coach so...

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Pussy gonna get defeated this day.

[Pancho 46062]

 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Texas by 35 in a stunning return of all the talent on the team.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

If the pussy is purple, it either received a good and proper fucking or is rightly infected.

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

I don't really feel like crying today, so just win. 

[horngasm2020 116]

I got some Bushmills and Shiner. ready for another shitty Saturday disappointment.

[LTtxfan 49912]

Horns need some good mojo.... 

 

         Hook 'em!!  🤘

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Anyone know who we have for announcers today?

[RPM 26565]

12 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

If the pussy is purple, it either received a good and proper fucking or is rightly infected.

whynotboth.gif

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

in preparation for monday's presser, the state department and the pentagon are mobilizing at airfields around the world....

[Pancho 46062]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Anyone know who we have for announcers today?

Dave Pasch, Greg McElroy, Tom Luginbill

[LTtxfan 49912]

 

[Bateshorn 9989]

Could not be more meh for this game.  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

yea we already knew that

[Neonmoon 38130]

This is going to be a fun Orlando drinking game 

[Zavala 1384]

Horns by fiddy

[Zavala 1384]

50 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Toughest road to the playoffs.

Playoffs?

[Izhmash 577]

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This is going to be a fun Orlando drinking game 

Please explain the rules.

[RamjetFDO 10642]

Fucking Lowell picking Kstate to win...

[DixonHur 11943]

Anyone got an alternate streaming site?  Sporturge seems to be down...at least for me

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

5 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Please explain the rules.

Just drink. Dont ask questions. Just drink.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, Izhmash said:

Please explain the rules.

1. Every delayed blitz - drink 

2. Every third and long easily converted - drink

3. Every DB that never looks back as ball is completed - drink

4. Every 50 yard bomb completed - drink

5. Every game winning drive by opposing JAG QB - chug one bottle of grain alcohol 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Anyone got an alternate streaming site?  Sporturge seems to be down...at least for me

It's working just fine for me.

[RollLeft 5088]

Lets do this bitches!  F U Greg

[clapclapclap 9000]

5 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Please explain the rules.

Eat hot sauce until it comes out your nipples

[MillerEP 30839]

Kansas state beat blowu so if Texas beats Kansas state then through transitive property Texas best blowu.

It’s just math.

[Izhmash 577]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

1. Every delayed blitz - drink 

2. Every third and long easily converted - drink

3. Every DB that never looks back as ball is completed - drink

4. Every 50 yard bomb completed - drink

5. Every game winning drive by opposing JAG QB - chug one bottle of grain alcohol 

MY LIVER!!! 

[RollLeft 5088]

Baker eating cereal looks like a disgusting slob.  F U Progressive!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Spamming Baker Mayfield commercials during a UT-KSU game seems like a great marketing strategy for Progressive.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Why the fuck is that cock gobbler on my screen?

[Dbeasy 15527]

Could not be more meh for this game.  

Could you care less though?

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

woke up to some morning sex,  shot an 87 in golf, surely Texas can ruin this day 

[Izhmash 577]

Oh shit, we deferred!  WTF!

[RollLeft 5088]

F U  Purple people!  

[Modessit 5665]

I'm here. Let's win.

[DixonHur 11943]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

It's working just fine for me.

Blast!  Maybe I've been banned due to suspected child porn activity after watching the pedo state game.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

woke up to some morning sex,  shot an 87 in golf, surely Texas can ruin this day 

That sounds a lot like the way the cell phone flop out story started...

[RollLeft 5088]

Damnit Thompson take a better angle. 

[Radical Larry 28815]

Orlandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[cabowabo 4646]

Lol. 

[Smax 3800]

.......

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

How does that math work? 4 yard run from the 25 ends up at the 30?

[NAVY 6910]

Texas can’t into third down is 

[Modessit 5665]

Well, at least we now know they didn't work on the defense during the bye week.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Texas defense wanted to make a statement starting off...and unfortunately they did.

[Izhmash 577]

LMAO

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22242]

Well this should be fun