Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!

[Yuk 1510]

Nice to see our WRs just standing there with their dicks in their hands on that third down.

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2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Is Texas better than tcu? Generous.

Let’s revisit this discussion in about an hour and a half.  Should have an answer then.  

[OU Sucks 8747]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

KI can’t run.  Bench him.

Mensa loves him for some reason.  Wouldn't start RJ if his life depended on it.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I haven't been this meh about Texas football since makovic. 

Are you kidding me? Did you sleep through Strong’s tenure?

[Cap Hooked 68]

Just now, Thetexashammer said:

If our offensive line can't protect, we have like literally no shot. 

You want them to protect for 40 fucking min??? Sam has all fucking day and then decided to just take a sack instead of throwing it away. He has played like absolute garbage these past few games

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Ingram tackled himself twice.

[MIkeHoncho 1899]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Herman can't adjust to the blitz. We are fucked

But in his press conference Monday he'll tell us all that they only blitzed other teams like 20% of the time.  I mean - no way would they have watched other teams blitz us successfully and increase their percentage.  That wouldn't be fair.  

[SubliminalHorn 6690]

And offense sputters. Typical. Nice coaching, Tom 

[Pato del Muerto 52356]

1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

If our offensive line can't protect, we have like literally no shot, it'll be 66-3. 

They protected fine that series 

[Junior Miller 1502]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I haven't been this meh about Texas football since makovic. 

2nd year game 1 of Strong. 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

there really isnt a team left on our schedule that we can beat,  i know its been said many times, but jesus the 3rd play of the game goes for KSU longest score then of course we shit ourselves on offense the strength of our team.  

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Remember the good ole days of complaining about the LBs playing too close to the line? 

I'd pay good $ for the mugging lb defense

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

Dicker has a lilt to the left at longer distances...

[Blackcat00 759]

Dicker is terrible just like this fucking coaching staff. Fuck this program 

 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

What does everyone want tonight?

Tacos! Tacos!

 

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[LTtxfan 49007]

C'mon Horns... LET'S FUCKIN GO!!!

[RollLeft 5040]

How about we fuckin punt TOM!

[UTEX_ME 4754]

team looks like they have quit besides Ehlinger 

[Radical Larry 28529]

Haven't these veterans been through enough?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

It’s laughable me to think that anyone could think we would run away with this game. I get blind hope, but this team is trash 

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

Already on my second beer.  I’ll be drunk by half 

[Valmy77 13122]

Just now, RollLeft said:

How about we fuckin punt TOM!

Man that would be exciting.

[Beau Vine 54013]

7 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I wanted to post this about 20 minutes ago but I've been trying to unretard my computer since then.  Texas is second in the country at converting on 3rd downs.  K-State is second in the country at preventing 3rd downs from being converted.  Whoever wins that battle wins the game.

Texas has Todd Orlando running its defense.  K-State does not have Todd Orlando running its defense.

Advantage: K-State.  That's my analysis.

[Hefeweizen 5307]

This is the end.

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

there really isnt a team left on our schedule that we can beat,  i know its been said many times, but jesus the 3rd play of the game goes for KSU longest score then of course we shit ourselves on offense the strength of our team.  

Feels like some are just trying to run the clock out in the season.  

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Mensa loves him for some reason.  Wouldn't start RJ if his life depended on it.

Smells of Mack with him starting Sims over Applewhite.  Promises were made that must be kept.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Skylar Thompson will have a career passing day. 

[victory88 5663]

If KSU scores here, put a fork in it.  Has Herman ever won a game down 14 points as a HC?

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

team looks like they have quit besides Ehlinger 

ahh yeah ehlingerr quit too,  give me last year sam, and this team beats TCU and prob OU

Edited November 9, 2019 by Sgt Hulk

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

3rd and orlando

[OU Sucks 8747]

1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

You want them to protect for 40 fucking min??? Sam has all fucking day and then decided to just take a sack instead of throwing it away. He has played like absolute garbage these past few games

Where exactly do you want him to pass it when the receivers can't get any separation and "he has all fucking day"?

[Longboard Horn 40167]

Welp, I’ve seen enough. Gonna channel surf. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Offense drinking game

1. Ingram falls down at first contact - drink 

2. Sam throws a horrible incomplete deep ball - drink 

3. Sam feels pressure and can’t escape for a loss - drink 

4. Texas drives down the field into the red zone and gets max 3 points - drink 

5. Texas goes three and out twice in a row - shot of alcohol 

6. Texas has one drive to win game - 4 and out - chug bleach 

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

What a clusterfuck. 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Nice recognition, Mitchell.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

There's only one way I can watch all of this.

[Michael Knight 12902]

don't even attempt to tackle

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Amazing all these years later Jordy still has eligibility 

[Longboard Horn 40167]

This team’s performance makes me wanna start drinking 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

why does anyone try to run on us?  look at that cushion 14 yards 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

What the hell kind of wrapping up was that? Taco bell wouldn't even hire that kind of wrapping...

[Funk Doctor Spock 11946]

Fuck this staff. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10150]

Orlando 2019.... "Another receiver running free...."

[Ellellelle 308]

This is not going well.

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

I want to wake up from this 10 yr nightmare of Texas football

[hookem48 4633]

receivers that get across a defender's face, we should try that

[MIkeHoncho 1899]

Let's make Skyler Fucking Thompson look like the next coming of Warren Moon. 

 

[EuroHorn 3204]

Looks like we’re back. Back to the Charlie Strong days. 

[Izhmash 558]

Defender was 3 yds behind him...jesus.