Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!

[Yuk 1,612]

Nice to see our WRs just standing there with their dicks in their hands on that third down.

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2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Is Texas better than tcu? Generous.

Let’s revisit this discussion in about an hour and a half.  Should have an answer then.  

[OU Sucks 9,326]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

KI can’t run.  Bench him.

Mensa loves him for some reason.  Wouldn't start RJ if his life depended on it.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,387]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I haven't been this meh about Texas football since makovic. 

Are you kidding me? Did you sleep through Strong’s tenure?

[Cap Hooked 68]

Just now, Thetexashammer said:

If our offensive line can't protect, we have like literally no shot. 

You want them to protect for 40 fucking min??? Sam has all fucking day and then decided to just take a sack instead of throwing it away. He has played like absolute garbage these past few games

[HornsOverIthaca 2,339]

Ingram tackled himself twice.

[MIkeHoncho 2,010]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Herman can't adjust to the blitz. We are fucked

But in his press conference Monday he'll tell us all that they only blitzed other teams like 20% of the time.  I mean - no way would they have watched other teams blitz us successfully and increase their percentage.  That wouldn't be fair.  

[SubliminalHorn 6,995]

And offense sputters. Typical. Nice coaching, Tom 

[Pato del Muerto 53,345]

1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

If our offensive line can't protect, we have like literally no shot, it'll be 66-3. 

They protected fine that series 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I haven't been this meh about Texas football since makovic. 

2nd year game 1 of Strong. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,334]

there really isnt a team left on our schedule that we can beat,  i know its been said many times, but jesus the 3rd play of the game goes for KSU longest score then of course we shit ourselves on offense the strength of our team.  

[Kel Varnsen 8,682]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Remember the good ole days of complaining about the LBs playing too close to the line? 

I'd pay good $ for the mugging lb defense

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Dicker has a lilt to the left at longer distances...

[Blackcat00 767]

Dicker is terrible just like this fucking coaching staff. Fuck this program 

 

[RamjetFDO 10,642]

What does everyone want tonight?

Tacos! Tacos!

 

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[LTtxfan 49,912]

C'mon Horns... LET'S FUCKIN GO!!!

[RollLeft 5,089]

How about we fuckin punt TOM!

[UTEX_ME 4,257]

team looks like they have quit besides Ehlinger 

[Radical Larry 28,815]

Haven't these veterans been through enough?

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

It’s laughable me to think that anyone could think we would run away with this game. I get blind hope, but this team is trash 

[Nueces River Rat 5,759]

Already on my second beer.  I’ll be drunk by half 

[Valmy77 13,569]

Just now, RollLeft said:

How about we fuckin punt TOM!

Man that would be exciting.

[Beau Vine 55,835]

7 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I wanted to post this about 20 minutes ago but I've been trying to unretard my computer since then.  Texas is second in the country at converting on 3rd downs.  K-State is second in the country at preventing 3rd downs from being converted.  Whoever wins that battle wins the game.

Texas has Todd Orlando running its defense.  K-State does not have Todd Orlando running its defense.

Advantage: K-State.  That's my analysis.

[Hefeweizen 5,419]

This is the end.

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

there really isnt a team left on our schedule that we can beat,  i know its been said many times, but jesus the 3rd play of the game goes for KSU longest score then of course we shit ourselves on offense the strength of our team.  

Feels like some are just trying to run the clock out in the season.  

[Horn80 6,313]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Mensa loves him for some reason.  Wouldn't start RJ if his life depended on it.

Smells of Mack with him starting Sims over Applewhite.  Promises were made that must be kept.

[UTEX_ME 4,257]

Skylar Thompson will have a career passing day. 

[victory88 5,755]

If KSU scores here, put a fork in it.  Has Herman ever won a game down 14 points as a HC?

[Sgt Hulk 14,334]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

team looks like they have quit besides Ehlinger 

ahh yeah ehlingerr quit too,  give me last year sam, and this team beats TCU and prob OU

Edited November 9, 2019 by Sgt Hulk

[Nueces River Rat 5,759]

3rd and orlando

[OU Sucks 9,326]

1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

You want them to protect for 40 fucking min??? Sam has all fucking day and then decided to just take a sack instead of throwing it away. He has played like absolute garbage these past few games

Where exactly do you want him to pass it when the receivers can't get any separation and "he has all fucking day"?

[Longboard Horn 41,325]

Welp, I’ve seen enough. Gonna channel surf. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Offense drinking game

1. Ingram falls down at first contact - drink 

2. Sam throws a horrible incomplete deep ball - drink 

3. Sam feels pressure and can’t escape for a loss - drink 

4. Texas drives down the field into the red zone and gets max 3 points - drink 

5. Texas goes three and out twice in a row - shot of alcohol 

6. Texas has one drive to win game - 4 and out - chug bleach 

[Nueces River Rat 5,759]

What a clusterfuck. 

[LonghornJudas 1,137]

Nice recognition, Mitchell.

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

There's only one way I can watch all of this.

[Michael Knight 13,192]

don't even attempt to tackle

[UTEX_ME 4,257]

Amazing all these years later Jordy still has eligibility 

[Longboard Horn 41,325]

This team’s performance makes me wanna start drinking 

[Sgt Hulk 14,334]

why does anyone try to run on us?  look at that cushion 14 yards 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

What the hell kind of wrapping up was that? Taco bell wouldn't even hire that kind of wrapping...

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,122]

Fuck this staff. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,765]

Orlando 2019.... "Another receiver running free...."

[Ellellelle 349]

This is not going well.

[Kel Varnsen 8,682]

I want to wake up from this 10 yr nightmare of Texas football

[hookem48 4,808]

receivers that get across a defender's face, we should try that

[MIkeHoncho 2,010]

Let's make Skyler Fucking Thompson look like the next coming of Warren Moon. 

 

[EuroHorn 3,287]

Looks like we’re back. Back to the Charlie Strong days. 

[Izhmash 577]

Defender was 3 yds behind him...jesus.