Texas opens as a 7 point underdog @ Iowa State

[texifornia 56,564]

Ya dumbass

 

[BigHorn'13 3,357]

20 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I can immediately tell when someone has no taste the minute they use the word “dope” when describing clothing

Terribly sorry that my vernacular doesn't ring nicely to one's ears. 

It's the bee's knees?

[Orange&White 5,516]

All black ISU uni's vs All white UT Stormtroopers?

 

[Valmy77 13,123]

2 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Terribly sorry that my vernacular doesn't ring nicely to one's ears. 

It's the bee's knees?

It's looking swell, old sport. 

[Goodman 3,273]

33 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I can immediately tell when someone has no taste the minute they use the word “dope” when describing clothing

[BERT 4,351]

I see those all black uniforms and i start quietly chanting  "mean machine, mean machine, mean machine" 

[Bullneck 19,027]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Ya dumbass

 

[Droopy 2,624]

I know it's not the most popular opinion, but I feel like we win on Saturday. Not sure why at this point as I can see us losing for sure, but keep getting the feeling our next loss is going to be at the hands of those douche bag rape enabling morons in Waco. Here's to hoping my gut is right, about this weekend.

 

🤘

[Rabidhorn 121]

+7 sounds right. Texas wins by 3.

[Hurtlocker 2,208]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ya dumbass

 

That is not a font for old eyes

[nunna yo bizness 1,687]

7 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

That is not a font for old eyes

I thought it was just me.  Apparently not.

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

 UT Stormtroopers?

 

Y’all know this is why we suck right?

[ImissWallyPryor 9,045]

7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Iowa State gonna be fired up for Texas...

 

At least I won't think we're playing USC this time.  That was embarrassing.

[El Hornarino 371]

The Cyclones have been drinking Clamato and hanging out at Hot Topic.

[LTtxfan 49,010]

DP

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

It's the football Brooklyn Nets! Why is everyone wearing their dumbest alternates against us this year?

because it worked for TCU?

 

Just wait until Baylor breaks out the highlighters

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[Player 4,575]

Iowa State gonna be fired up for Texas...
 

Now you see that evil will always triumph.

Because Mensa is dumb.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

46 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

DP

 

They're having fun with it.  

[BigHorn'13 3,357]

Yeah, I laughed. 

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]

I’ve been thinking about this line a lot. Weird. Breaking my cardinal rule and getting on Texas. Going to be a field goal game, one way or the other.

[Cap Hooked 68]

6 hours ago, Mileslong said:

I can immediately tell when someone has no taste the minute they use the word “dope” when describing clothing

Ok boomer

[El Squared 1,793]

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Iowa State gonna be fired up for Texas...

 

Looks like they hired the same designer Elton John hired for the cockroaches, so I guess we are done.

Edited November 14, 2019 by El Squared

[Tex Pete 20,188]

On 11/12/2019 at 3:20 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

 

It was 4 degrees up here this morning. New record low for the date.

 

-4 in western Iowa Tuesday morning. Have had snow Sunday night and today since I’ve been up here. 

[Cajun 11,675]

8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

DP

 

So, you were havin’ sex with the little fella then?

[Girdwood 118]

At least Iowa State’s jerseys don’t look like NASCAR. The current Texas uniforms are an embarrassment to DKR. Just awful, horrible shit. 

[MirrOlure 14,638]

At least Iowa State’s jerseys don’t look like NASCAR. The current Texas uniforms are an embarrassment to DKR. Just awful, horrible shit. 

Uh...they have the exact same 150, Big XII, team logo and Nike swoosh that we do.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,606]

They are only dressing in all black uniforms so as to absorb as much heat from the sun as they can since the temperatures are looking to be *checks forecast* around the temperature that CO2 turns into a solid with a steady down precipitation of a sleet/snow slurry.

I'm also told, the cyclones are also fielding skis for this game for their receivers and crampons for their offensive and defensive linemen. Back to you Tom.

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

-4 in western Iowa Tuesday morning. Have had snow Sunday night and today since I’ve been up here. 

Having fun bouncing across frozen dirt?

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

So, you were havin’ sex with the little fella then?

Pollard’s from Wisconsin, so, yup.

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

 

Grief is the ultimate aphrodisiac

[Skipper 6,106]

16 hours ago, Droopy said:

I know it's not the most popular opinion, but I feel like we win on Saturday. Not sure why at this point as I can see us losing for sure, but keep getting the feeling our next loss is going to be at the hands of those douche bag rape enabling morons in Waco. Here's to hoping my gut is right, about this weekend.

 

🤘

I feel better about beating Baylor than I do ISU.  Baylor's offense has struggled big time their last 2 games.   Really interested to see if their D can slow down the Sooners because if they can't I don't see them staying in the game at all.   

[Valmy77 13,123]

I don't have a feeling at all about Iowa State...but then I didn't have much of a feeling about Kansas State either.

I don't get the deal about the weather in Ames. It has been in the 30s all week here in Austin and it is going to be warmer come kick off in Ames. It is going to be great football weather, even for Texans.

 

Edited November 14, 2019 by Valmy77

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

I don't have a feeling at all about Iowa State...but then I didn't have much of a feeling about Kansas State either.
I don't get the deal about the weather in Ames. It has been in the 30s all week here in Austin and it is going to be warmer come kick off in Ames. It is going to be great football weather, even for Texans.
 

It snowed earlier this week. Won’t be bad at all by Saturday

[Ghost of Shag 2,584]

Hope is a dangerous thing.

[texifornia 56,564]

6 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Uh...they have the exact same 150, Big XII, team logo and Nike swoosh that we do.

That dude is finding a way to make a good argument really fucking annoying by shotgunning it into every remotely tangential argument (though at least ISU doesn't have a word on the chest as well).

[LTtxfan 49,010]

 

[Not a cat 5,622]

AI, Snow Aggy, and the rest of Clone Nation-

I'm driving down from the Twin Cities Saturday a.m.- need to drop a package off at the Delt house for a neighborhood kid then attend a tailgate in S8 (NE corner of stadium).  Any parking recs to easily kill two birds with one stone?  I'll be arriving 11 or 12 if that helps.

Thanks in advance.

[tantric superman 4,667]

I wore some ragged old long johns to walk the dog this morning and I was fine.  Felt toasty.

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

AI, Snow Aggy, and the rest of Clone Nation-
I'm driving down from the Twin Cities Saturday a.m.- need to drop a package off at the Delt house for a neighborhood kid then attend a tailgate in S8 (NE corner of stadium).  Any parking recs to easily kill two birds with one stone?  I'll be arriving 11 or 12 if that helps.
Thanks in advance.

Look for a yard that’s charging for parking. They ticket all street parking in that neighborhood on game day

[The Golden Hat 299]

The temperature in Ames on Saturday will be about the same as it was in Austin earlier this week. Big fucking deal. We are going to kick their asses on their own field.

[gmr548 16,531]

We are going to kick their asses on their own field.

The forward pass has been banned?

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[BigHorn'13 3,357]

Purdy gonna look like Aaron Rodgers 

Rose gonna look like Eric Weddle or whatever the fuck that one white safety's name is. 

Campbell gonna look like Tony Dungy and their cheerleaders are an assortment of 10s any man would go on a hunger strike for while getting stoned for 5 straight years. 

Lady, gentlemen, futureman.... We're DOOMED!

[LTtxfan 49,010]

18 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Purdy gonna look like Aaron Rodgers.  Rose gonna look like Eric Weddle or whatever the fuck that one white safety's name is. Campbell gonna look like Tony Dungy and their cheerleaders are an assortment of 10s any man would go on a hunger strike for while getting stoned for 5 straight years.  Lady, gentlemen, futureman.... We're DOOMED!

Hello...

 

[SnowAggy 154]

2 hours ago, Not a cat said:

AI, Snow Aggy, and the rest of Clone Nation-

I'm driving down from the Twin Cities Saturday a.m.- need to drop a package off at the Delt house for a neighborhood kid then attend a tailgate in S8 (NE corner of stadium).  Any parking recs to easily kill two birds with one stone?  I'll be arriving 11 or 12 if that helps.

Thanks in advance.

What Al said...but could you park at the Delts and get a ride w/ one of them down to S8?  Maybe they'll all already be there...considering we used to be at S4 by 0500.

[Zharkov 288]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Hello...

 

Post it again... 🙂

[BigHorn'13 3,357]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Hello...

 

 

Just now, Zharkov said:

Post it again... 🙂

No gawd dammit. 10s. Ten. A Teeeeeeen.

[SnowAggy 154]

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

No gawd dammit. 10s. Ten. A Teeeeeeen.

"Yes"

[texifornia 56,564]

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

No gawd dammit. 10s. Ten. A Teeeeeeen.

Redhead seems feisty and fun

Blonde seems like she'd be hiiiiiiigh maintenance.

But obviously, we're splitting hairs here.

[LTtxfan 49,010]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Redhead seems feisty and fun

Blonde seems like she'd be hiiiiiiigh maintenance.

But obviously, we're splitting hairs here.

 

 

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Edited November 14, 2019 by LTtxfan