Minny Vikings @ Dallas Cowboys Game Thread -- Blues at home, why the fuck not?

[Ghost of Shag 2,584]

Dak didn’t run the ball once tonight.

Not once. In a game where they were keying in Zeke.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

2 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Those last three calls on that drive were just, well, I do not know what that was. I do know that losing at home to a team with Kirk Cousins as the opposing QB is ridiculous. Dallas handed this game to a mediocre team. A real franchise would hand Garrett his walking papers in the tunnel after the game. Actually a franchise who cared about winning would've fired Garrett 5 years ago. 

cousins is like top 8 MVP considerations brah

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Well, the good news is that we don't have to see that shit-eating grin for the press conference.

[Vito Andolini 9,115]

Offensive line got their ass kicked. .500 level coach garners .500 type results.

[Horn80 6,075]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

MN defense win it shutting down Zeke. Because our coaches are shit. How does Jerry not see this? 

Have you not been paying attention since JJ left!  Jerry is the problem.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Brutal, self-inflicted loss right there. Definitely on the coaching staff as they got too cute and outsmarted themselves in the red zone.

Congrats, Vikes. And this time I mean it, @MNLonghornFUKM

the reverse jinx shit had me laughing hard. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

dak’s not the answer.  give him that contract and we are doomed for another decade in the desert. 

You are confirmed retarded. Defense lost us this one.

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

2 minutes ago, NowThis said:

needs to be replaced asap. Have no idea why he was drafted that high, nothing special about him + college injuries.

Connor is trash. Taco is off the team. Hill is trash. These are top round picks of the last 3 drafts. Pathetic.

[dcar00 14,036]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

dak’s not the answer.  give him that contract and we are doomed for another decade in the desert. 

Garrett isn't the answer.   we are doomed because of Garret.  we couldn't even get to the NFC chamionship with Romo

Edited November 11, 2019 by dcar00

[Drew 2,331]

MN defense win it shutting down Zeke. Because our coaches are shit. How does Jerry not see this? 

Narrative will be “Minnesota shut down Zeke to win the game...just let Dak do what he wanted...” which is not what happened.

Dak destroyed them. The coaching decided to keep running for NO reason and cost them the game by running it stupidly late. Not just on 2nd and 3rd on the last drive. But also by running it 1st and 2nd on the drive before.

Add the defense being absolute garbage and that’s a recipe for disaster.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

Genius play caller seemed like regard on that last Cowboys series. Fourth down call was brutal.

Dak coulda scrambled for the first down instead of that horrible sideline pattern. WTF is wrong with him. There was virtually no chance of completing it, and he just let it fly. That's the difference between him and Rogers.

[futureman 22,419]

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Hey look. Just like ducking clockwork. This clown.

I know you’re upset.  it’s never fun when you realize you’re not that good and your quarterback isn’t a winner. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,430]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

the reverse jinx shit had me laughing hard. 

Ditto, man. Fun game. Kinda feel like management gave it to y'all with some extreme stupidity down the stretch, tho.

[Horn80 6,075]

8-8 coming again.

[dcar00 14,036]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Dak didn’t run the ball once tonight.

Not once. In a game where they were keying in Zeke.

yep. this loss is all on Garrett.

[Drew 2,331]

You are confirmed retarded. Defense lost us this one.

You right one both counts. And coaching.

It’s time. Make the move.

[Firemans4Horn 17,854]

Cowboys coaching staff was so confused on what they were trying to do clockwise. A playoff team understands it’s their ball last win or lose. The cowboys tried to hedge their bets in case they didn’t make it. Running a play at 2:02. Snapping the ball with 25+ seconds on the play clock twice. 

They were all over the place. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

This is an 8-8 team. Congrats to Garrett for getting 10 years.

[DougO 5,239]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

8-8 coming again.

Not sure about that. May be optimistic.

[tx 3 putt 76,453]

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

yep, even though Austin is a threat to house it.  Garrett's football IQ is borderline special ed.

He’s a piss poor head coach 

[Horn80 6,075]

Austin’s speed on punt return was their best shot.

[UpperWestside 6,136]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

cousins is like top 8 MVP considerations brah

Good to see you are drinking the kool-aid. It is honestly funny watching fans defend him until you see him destroy your hopes when the game matters most. He is the best 3 quarter QB in the NFL. If Cousins is your starter you have no shot to ever win a game that matters in January. 

[Drew 2,331]

Dak coulda scrambled for the first down instead of that horrible sideline pattern. WTF is wrong with him. There was virtually no chance of completing it, and he just let it fly. That's the difference between him and Rogers.

Oh shut the fuck yo Futureman light. The play call was for Zeke there. The LB made a greater play than the play call.

There was no reason to scramble there.

The ONLY mistake Dak made all night was not keeping it ok at least one of those read options. He needs to keep it more. But he doesn’t need to scramble.

[Apex73 313]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

dak’s not the answer.  give him that contract and we are doomed for another decade in the desert. 

I hope you are being sarcastic.  Dude probably played the best game he ever has tonight and they took the game out of his hands on that ridiculous back to back zeke run plays when he hasn’t done shit all night.  Prescott marched them right down the field from inside their own 10.  Not sure what you were watching.

[DougO 5,239]

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak coulda scrambled for the first down instead of that horrible sideline pattern. WTF is wrong with him. There was virtually no chance of completing it, and he just let it fly. That's the difference between him and Rogers.

I was looking for an option run by Dak that whole series. It's not like handing off to Zeke up the middle on 3rd and 2 was a big surprise. Those last two plays killed them.

[TornACL 7,685]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cowboys coaching staff was so confused on what they were trying to do clockwise. A playoff team understands it’s their ball last win or lose. The cowboys tried to hedge their bets in case they didn’t make it. Running a play at 2:02. Snapping the ball with 25+ seconds on the play clock twice. 

They were all over the place. 

The hedging your bets strategy, is a total pussy move. Plus, if you score the TD with a minute left you've left them enough time to go down and tie it with a FG. 

[Drew 2,331]

I know you’re upset.  it’s never fun when you realize you’re not that good and your quarterback isn’t a winner. 

Like usual you’re not here at all for the entire game. Dak was amazing tonight.

The fact that you continue to troll to bait people is ridiculous.

Keep spewing your idiotic takes. Stick to trashing the coach and owner. Not Dak. That dude is money.

[Party_Taco 3,678]

Austin’s speed on punt return was their best shot.

Set that aside though... we’ve got 4 yard passing routes to explore with less than 30 seconds left.

[futureman 22,419]

2 minutes ago, Apex73 said:

I hope you are being sarcastic.  Dude probably played the best game he ever has tonight and they took the game out of his hands on that ridiculous back to back zeke run plays when he hasn’t done shit all night.  Prescott marched them right down the field from inside their own 10.  Not sure what you were watching.

what was I watching?  I just watched rain prescott get stomped by kirk fucking cousins. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

16 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

If Dak had kept it, that wouldve been a TD

I don't believe it was a zone read. It was clearly a straight handoff because Dak didn't ride the handoff nor was he looking at a defender to make a read. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,430]

Y'all responding to @futureman are straight getting trolled. He's not even a Cowboys fan. How can you not see it?

It's funny cuz he is so in your heads.

[J.R. 150]

Just now, futureman said:

what was I watching?  I just watched rain prescott get stomped by kirk fucking cousins. 

You do appreciate they weren’t playing 1 on 1 right?  Cause if they were Dak dunked on his ass all game long. Man your takes are stupid even for a troll. 

[futureman 22,419]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Like usual you’re not here at all for the entire game. Dak was amazing tonight.

The fact that you continue to troll to bait people is ridiculous.

Keep spewing your idiotic takes. Stick to trashing the coach and owner. Not Dak. That dude is money.

you need to open your eyes, drew.  garrett isn’t taking the snaps. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,854]

 

[Apex73 313]

Just now, futureman said:

what was I watching?  I just watched rain prescott get stomped by kirk fucking cousins. 

Prescott didn’t get stomped by anyone.  Again not sure what you were watching.  Dude had 397 yds and 3 tds tonight.  And was marching them right up the field when the coaching staff decided to take the game out of his hands.  

[futureman 22,419]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Y'all responding to @futureman are straight getting trolled. He's not even a Cowboys fan. How can you not see it?

It's funny cuz he is so in your heads.

I’ve been a cowboys fan for 30 years.  and I’m a much better fan than vic and some of these other clowns who wish we’ll lose so the coach will get fired.  I want to win every goddamn game but I just understand that we won’t because of our limitations at certain positions.  I make people aware of it and they attack me. 

[Drew 2,331]

Prescott didn’t get stomped by anyone.  Again not sure what you were watching.  Dude had 397 yds and 3 tds tonight.  And was marching them right up the field when the coaching staff decided to take the game out of his hands.  

He’s trolling man. That’s it. It’s his Schlick. He thought Mike white, who was cut and is bagging groceries is a better QB.

Only a troll would blame Dak at all for that loss.

[dcar00 14,036]

fuck Jerry Jones.  I wish I had a chance to laugh in his face just once for keeping jason garret for 10 years as his head coach.

[dcar00 14,036]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I’ve been a cowboys fan for 30 years.  and I’m a much better fan than vic and some of these other clowns who wish we’ll lose so the coach will get fired.  I want to win every goddamn game but I just understand that we won’t because of our limitations at certain positions.  I make people aware of it and they attack me. 

Lulz.  you suck  Garrett couldn't win with Romo you douchenozzle.

[futureman 22,419]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Only a troll would blame Dak at all for that loss.

he didn’t win the game, Drew.  he lost the game. 

[Horn80 6,075]

7 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

Set that aside though... we’ve got 4 yard passing routes to explore with less than 30 seconds left.

Ya that was a fucking joke

[Jive Turkey 12,570]

i don't know why i get upset with these losses.  we still may sneak into the playoffs at 9-7 as the NFC East winner.  then we lose in the opening round, and we're no closer to getting to the NFC championship game than last year.

 

[Braff Zacklin 13,430]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ve been a cowboys fan for 30 years.  and I’m a much better fan than vic and some of these other clowns who wish we’ll lose so the coach will get fired.  I want to win every goddamn game but I just understand that we won’t because of our limitations at certain positions.  I make people aware of it and they attack me. 

LoL whatever you say, man.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Yea I thought Dak played great...but we have some pretty shitty CB's.

[Firemans4Horn 17,854]

Dak was incredible

 

 

 

[Tired Horn 734]

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

dak’s not the answer.  give him that contract and we are doomed for another decade in the desert. 

Well, in all fairness, with Jerry still at the helm, we're probably doomed for another decade in the desert no matter what.

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

We have the players. Coaching no big deal- futureman

[Horndog 2,218]

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dak was incredible

 

 

 

3&2 - run left -3 yards

[TexArcher 37,543]

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

dak’s not the answer.  give him that contract and we are doomed for another decade in the desert. 

As a neutral observer, Dak is not your problem.  He's a perfectly serviceable quarterback surrounded by talent.

Your problem is that there are several million Madden players who can outscheme your coaches.

[Firemans4Horn 17,854]