Minny Vikings @ Dallas Cowboys Game Thread -- Blues at home, why the fuck not?

[Jive Turkey 12,570]

like a hot knife through butter.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Time to get Lee back in there

[satyanash 14,281]

That was five consecutive outside runs to finish that drive. Embarrassing.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

short

[Zepol87 9,172]

Minny RBs on fire tonight. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

He is definitely short, was obvious live

[Drew 2,331]

Or cousins won’t have to throw a damn pass again. Why work anyone ever throw in Dallas?

WTF is the defense doing? They are playing with 7 and not trying to stop the run. Meanwhile the Vikings are selling out to stop Zeke even though Dak/coop is killing them.

Just crazy.

[XYZ 2,154]

The Dallas D got worked like a cheap whore.

[dcar00 14,036]

Richard is way fucking overrated.  someone can have him for a head coach.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

This defense will always be able to be beaten up the middle as long as they keep throwing garbage and undrafted free agents to 1 tech and safety. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,359]

They’re getting 10 yards a run. Wonder if they can get in from the half yard line. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,359]

Just now, Junior Miller said:

This defense will always be able to be beaten up the middle as long as they keep throwing garbage and undrafted free agents to 1 tech and safety. 

They’re not being beaten up the middle 

[Radical Larry 28,529]

TD pass to Rudolph coming up.

[Trey3216 15,325]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

They’re not being beaten up the middle 

Yep.   They’re running right at Robert Quinn and they’re killing that side 

[Braff Zacklin 13,430]

Wow, "yoooooj" penalty there.

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

This defense is so fucking bad. 3 straight drives of getting their fucking ass whipped by the same 3 plays. Zone run, slant and screen pass. Fucking trash.

[Drew 2,331]

Jesus cook is just running up the middle now.

[Braff Zacklin 13,430]

LVE can fill, bruh.

[Radical Larry 28,529]

Stuffed

[Zavala 1,384]

Haha

Nope

Nope

Nope

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Nice goal line stand

[Drew 2,331]

Zimmer isn’t a pussy. He’ll go for it.

 

[Jive Turkey 12,570]

that was easy.

[Braff Zacklin 13,430]

What a shitty call. Thanks, Zimmer.

[Drew 2,331]

Meanwhile Dallas will punt from the 50 yard line in a minute.

Fuck defense. Just enjoy of a tease.

['stache 21,778]

Minny is good, damn. We almost stopped em.

[spystud13 2,371]

Big run, Dalvin. 

[dcar00 14,036]

 of course.  we are a fucking embarrassment.  LVE sucks

[Firemans4Horn 17,854]

Awuzie getting dominated tonight

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Nice goal line stand

Yeah real nice walk in touchdown.

[dcar00 14,036]

can we please fire this whole staff at the end of the year?  Maybe keep moore

[Trey3216 15,325]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

 of course.  we are a fucking embarrassment.  LVE sucks

He got held there, but they’re not calling that 

[Gucci_Suit 2,611]

that was poor. 

[Zepol87 9,172]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Awuzie getting dominated tonight

He wasn't fucking with Rudolph on that ball 

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

Good fucking lord this defense is fucking terrible. Embarrassing. 11 play drive to start the half. 7 minute drive there. Gave up a FG to end the half. 2 straight TDs to start the game.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

The cowboys middle linebacker...LULZ.
Son, this is a man’s game.

[Drew 2,331]

Good job Awuzie. Didn’t even look. Again.

Just horrendous showing by this defense. Letting Cousins light you up. And letting cook just get whatever he wants.

Nobody better give this defense props for shit. They lost the Packers game more than anything else(yes the offense stunk for a quarter and a half but they turned it around and the defense still got torched). And the defense lost the Jets game making Darnold look like a Pro Bowler. At least the offensive was missing 3 of their top 4 receivers and both offensive tackles and the Jets just blitzed them the entire game and they STILL had a chance to win thanks to how tough they were.

[Firemans4Horn 17,854]

Cool start to the drive

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

This is basically someone playing Tecmo Bowl and literally running the same play over and over and just fucking kicking their ass. This defense is embarrassing. 

[Bruh Man 3,160]

What's it going to take to bench this bum Awuzie.

[dcar00 14,036]

maybe the D will get Garrett fired.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

I’m a cowboys fan but I love seeing a team run it successfully with a fullback. Brings a nostalgic tear to my eye 

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

3 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

The cowboys middle linebacker...LULZ.
Son, this is a man’s game.
 

Our LBs are soft. They will get ran off the field against any offense worth a damn. Like the Rams playoff game. They also ran the same few plays and made us look silly.

Edited November 11, 2019 by Vic Mackey

[Drew 2,331]

Cool start to the drive

I didn’t see it. But I’m guessing...run? Probably some slow developing one too. Just seemed like time for a run. Just to catch the Vikes off guard.

They’re going to keep depending on Dak to win on 3rd down and then he’ll get killed when he can’t one time.

[Pato del Muerto 52,359]

I swear the Vikings know if it’s a run or pass. 

[Drew 2,331]

Drew who is giving the D props?

All this past week. After beating the lowly giants all these national clowns were talking about this defense being the real reason they had a chance to go far. And Zeke of course.

[TornACL 7,684]

That little first down pitch to Pollard was a very odd design. I don't know how that play is ever going to be successful. 

[dcar00 14,036]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Our LBs are soft. They will get ran off the field against any offense worth a damn.

yep.  I never got the LVE love.  I think he's a JAG but yeah! he has a cool name and came from 8 man football!

[dcar00 14,036]

we need 8 yards and we go deep to a guy who can't get separation

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

3rd and Orlando