Supreme Court goes to strip club, gets in fight at White Castle. Somehow Not Florida....

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

Back in May, three Indiana judges got into a fight. It was the crescendo of an incident brimming with colorful details: a gaggle of judges drinking the night before a judicial conference, a failed attempt to visit a strip club called the Red Garter, a brawl in the parking lot of an Indianapolis White Castle.

The altercation apparently started sometime after 3 a.m., when one of the judges, Sabrina Bell, raised a middle finger at two men yelling from a passing SUV, and ended after one of those men shot two of the judges.

In between, the three judges took a number of actions that "discredited the entire Indiana judiciary," according to an opinion posted by the Indiana Supreme Court this week, suspending the judges.

The court found that the three — Andrew Adams, Bradley Jacobs and Sabrina Bell — had "engaged in judicial misconduct by appearing in public in an intoxicated state and behaving in an injudicious manner and by becoming involved in a verbal altercation." Adams and Jacobs engaged in further judicial misconduct "by becoming involved in a physical altercation for which Judge Adams was criminally charged and convicted."

The document lays out the events as soberly as possible, but the details remain spicy:

"While in town to attend a statewide educational conference for judicial
officers, 10 hours before the program convened, Respondents walked the
streets of downtown Indianapolis in a heavily intoxicated state. When
Judge Bell extended her middle finger to a passing vehicle, neither Judge
Adams nor Judge Jacobs discouraged the provocation or removed
themselves from the situation."

 

The three had ended up at a White Castle after trying to go to a strip club at 3 a.m. and finding it closed. A fourth judge went into the White Castle, while Bell, Adams and Jacobs stood outside.

Two men in the passing vehicle, Alfredo Vazquez and Brandon Kaiser, parked their car after the gesture from Bell.

Bell and Vazquez traded further insults. A physical altercation ensued among the four men, with Adams and Vazquez allegedly hitting and kicking each other as Jacobs and Kaiser wrestled on the ground. Kaiser then allegedly pulled a gun and shot Adams once in the stomach and Jacobs twice in the chest.

Adams and Jacobs were both seriously wounded and required emergency surgeries; Jacobs was hospitalized for two weeks.

Bell tried to stop the fighting by pounding on the door of White Castle for help and calling 911 once shots were fired.

While at the scene, Bell was recorded on video telling police detectives something akin to "I feel like this is all my fault," though the opinion notes that Bell "was intoxicated enough that she lacks any memory of the incident."

Kaiser, who allegedly shot Adams and Jacobs, has been charged with 14 crimes related to the brawl, including four charges of felony aggravated battery, according to The Indianapolis Star.

The court suspended both Jacobs and Bell for 30 days without pay. Adams, who pleaded guilty in September to one count of misdemeanor battery, is suspended for 60 days without pay. He was sentenced to 365 days in jail but was required to serve only two.

In the White Castle incident, the court said, the three judges "gravely undermined public trust in the dignity and decency of Indiana's judiciary."

The court says its penalties are designed "not primarily to punish a judge, but rather to preserve the integrity of and public confidence in the judicial system" and, when necessary, to remove those who are unfit.

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[Doc Reeves 6434]

She looks like a brawler. 
 

bet she’s a demon in the sack.

 

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3892]

Umm that's 3 dudes 

[conVINCEd 21477]

6 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

She looks like a brawler. 
 

bet she’s a demon in the sack.

 

 

Switch hitter.

[Dennis Taylor 19292]

The Aristocrats!

[clapclapclap 9000]

You be the judge

 

[Walser 1125]

woof

[Nice Guy Eddie 13709]

When Keeping it real goes wrong.

[DallasGatr 216]

Ive had a few of those nights in Indy. And lets just say you’d much rather eat a White Castle than anything working at the Red Garter.....

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

10 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Umm that's 3 dudes 

Yeah, you ain't gonna be singing the One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other song here.

Edited November 15, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

[B00M 6726]

"I feel like this is all my fault,"

 

well, yeah. 

if surly had judges, it would be these assholes.

Edited November 15, 2019 by B00M

[Guest Lobo]

12 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

She looks like a brawler. 
 

bet she’s a demon in the sack.

 

 

I scrolled very slowly and read the whole story, and thought it sounded like a sketch from the old MTV show, 'The State'

Then I get down here to see what the three judges look like, and yep...the female judge is none other than Michael Ian Black in drag.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Fucking loved the State

[G650 14423]

3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Fucking loved the State

This x100.

 

$240 worth of pudding. Awww yeahh.

[El Diablo 4232]

I'd let her pound my gavel.

#noshameatall

[gecko 1104]

not bad for Indiana

[deadshank 24654]

17 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

She looks like a brawler. 
 

bet she’s a demon in the sack.

 

 

Which one is the chick?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

5 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Which one is the chick?

the one with the least facial hair. 
 

again, I know surly standards are high, but for Indiana that’s not bad and you can tell she’s got a king-fu grip. Also, she obviously doesn’t have any self respect despite being in a high position of power. 
 

bro, I bet you could get her in a dog cage

Edited November 15, 2019 by Doc Reeves

[Doc Reeves 6434]

13 minutes ago, gecko said:

not bad for Indiana

*nose

[deadshank 24654]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

the one with the least facial hair. 
 

again, I know surly standards are high, but for Indiana that’s not bad and you can tell she’s got a king-fu grip. Also, she obviously doesn’t have any self respect despite being in a high position of power. 
 

bro, I bet you could get her in a dog cage

So she’s Indiana hawt?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, deadshank said:

So she’s Indiana hawt?

More like Indiana doable when you’re drunk. 
 

you take what you can get on the plains 

[Underdog 29105]

10 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Which one is the chick?

The one with a jump shot. 

[hullabelew 3730]

17 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The Aristocrats!

Bravo!  Bravo!

[deadshank 24654]

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The one with a jump shot. 

Set shot.  Chicks can’t jump. 

[El Diablo 4232]

21 minutes ago, deadshank said:

So she’s Indiana hawt?

Hoosier daddy.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

In the deep dark hills of central Indiana.  That’s the place where I trace my blood line.  And it’s there I saw on a hill side gravestone, you’ll never leave White Castle alive.

[DoobieWah 1528]

[Parliament 14563]

In the deep dark hills of central Indiana.  That’s the place where I trace my blood line.  And it’s there I saw on a hill side gravestone, you’ll never leave White Castle alive.

Pretty good, but you need a meth reference of some kind.