Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Holy shit, that throw. 

[ztejas 43538]

Jesus Sam

[hookem48 4703]

maybe Sam is just over rated as hell 

[alphahorn 1637]

fuck that pussy cameron rising, if he had any balls at all he could be the starter here

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

its really obvious that Sam has some sort of core body injury.

he runs hella timid, and hes not putting his whole body into the throws he is making causing the ball to float. 

 

 

and damn, we shudda got a 15 yard kick catch penalty there

[GreenspointTexas 9675]

33 yards in first quarter for us

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Sam is not the same after the OU game.

LSU game 

[Bigbend1812 12939]

We run a super techmo bowl offense

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Ehlinger plays like a pussy now 

FIFY

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

Sam Shakey on that throw

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Sam is looking like a second stringer on any team in the Big 12. It's because of coaching

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Why do we hate the middle of the field? 

[RPM 26355]

Our fucking head isn't into this game. Need to get our mind right and fast.

[Hook1997 5402]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I swear to god I can predict our plays 80% of the time 

Imagine what people who get paid to watch film on the other side can do?  It’s comical at this point Herman is a fucking sham oil salesman 

[Dnaguy 12081]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This play calling is from pop warner football

This.

Tom Herman playing to no get blown out.

He knew we couldn’t win this game.

[TexArcher 38070]

Hey, 6-and-out is twice as good as 3-and-out.  We're getting better.

[jw4381 3095]

Something is wrong with Ehlinger. Captain Obvious 

[WBT 20670]

Why does Herman autopunt now between the 50 and +40?  His first year he went for it quite a bit.

[HuntinHorn 986]

Why does everything we do develop so fucking slowly....like a got damn jr high offense out there ..  We run the slowest damn zone read in D1 ball.

[Zharkov 289]

Lets run

pass

okay punt

[alphahorn 1637]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

its really obvious that Sam has some sort of core body injury.

he runs hella timid, and hes not putting his whole body into the throws he is making causing the ball to float. 

 

or he just sucks, i'm fearing whatever lightening he had is gone. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Our coach is the embodiment of special needs 

[Zavala 1384]

RB screen.

Sluggo or post wheel.

On defense, just play a conventional goddamn 4DL nickel.

[Bert Orange 1120]

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Once again we are going to have to overcome shit offensive play calling

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Do we ever have pre snap motion?

[Ghost of Shag 2615]

Where the hell is Roschon?

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

its really obvious that Sam has some sort of core body injury.

he runs hella timid, and hes not putting his whole body into the throws he is making causing the ball to float. 

 

 

and damn, we shudda got a 15 yard kick catch penalty there

you look at his runs last year he was Teabow just steam rolling and concussing dudes.   this year hes running like make a wish water boy who catches his first collegiate pass

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Great. Sams playing scared today. Just scrap the fucking qb run game. He’s not even a threat anymore

[GreenspointTexas 9675]

Run the motherfucking goddamn cunt shit fuck bitch raping piece of shit bastard AIR RAID already

 

 

its 2019!

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just an undisciplined, poorly coached team.  Fatterson was absolutely right. 

[Horn80 6131]

Defense needs to get a turn over.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Welp boys...I guess we will just have to be happy with one first down.

Yep. Proud of the kids. They played hard 

[LTtxfan 49358]

Surprised to see Iowa State DL blowing Horns OL up so much on run plays?

Texas looks sluggish...

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

What a joke

[UTEX_ME 4766]

chew that gum mensa fuck

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Why do we hate the middle of the field? 

Because Sam can’t see it.

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

Just now, HuntinHorn said:

 We run the slowest damn zone read in D1 ball.

its only a zone read if the qb actually KEEPS the ball occasionally

[ShowMeALoss 143]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

fuck that pussy cameron rising, if he had any balls at all he could be the starter here

If you think TH would start anyone besides Sam, I don't know what to tell you.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10357]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Why do we hate the middle of the field? 

Other teams have been putting players there causing confusion...plus we practice against our D and everything outside is successful

[RPM 26355]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Hey, 6-and-out is twice as good as 3-and-out.  We're getting better.

Developing a rhythm

[Tom Chairman 264]

or he just sucks, i'm fearing whatever lightening he had is gone. 

Yep might be regressing to the mean

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, jw4381 said:

Something is wrong with Ehlinger. Captain Obvious 

Ribs.

Since LSU he's been weak sause. He was better as a freshman. "Game manager" sucks dicks.

Wish Ro Jo didn't have to save the day at RB and he was in there at QB getting experience.

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Do we ever have pre snap motion?

 Our linemen do about once every 7 or 8 plays. 

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

we blitz and dont get close to him again.....   

[Etexhorn13 3053]

Not sure why we are even trying to do on offense...

[Mdhorn 5987]

What happened to the HUNH for Texas?  

[Dnaguy 12081]

Dude went uncovered on his whole route.

[bigcigar 1165]

Iowa state isn’t even covering the middle of the field because they know we ignore it. So tired of this Mensa bullshit

[Henry Hill 3156]

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Imagine a delayed handoff in first and Sam run on second?!   Fuck Herman, it’s So fing predictable 

I don’t get the continued delayed handoff approach. It hasn’t worked all season and won’t work today. So lets couple a few more with some busted bubble screens and hope for the best.