Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Charlie Strong did a better job of coaching the team than what is on display today.

This is beyond bad football.

[Mileslong 4728]

Worst flop since Case McCoy

[HuntinHorn 986]

Fucking Oline pussies

[RamjetFDO 10577]

I hate this Bose/Alexa commercial. Punchable.

[Zavala 1384]

I keep hearing Priest Holmes instead of Reese Hall or whatever.

Time to start drinking.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Embarrassing. Again.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Iowa St apparently Is just the best team in college football. Don’t let the 4 loses fool you.

Lowell Galindo was basically saying this during the pregame show lol

[Dnaguy 12015]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Omg. That sums up our entire team 

Yep.

This whole season is a big dick trip / fall on your face.

[ztejas 43524]

Just now, Zharkov said:

Run, Run, Pass, Punt...

Fred Akers?!?

Akers' teams actually played defense. 

[BrazilHorn 6624]

Another terrible offensive performance where the punter is the only positive. 
 

A Herman Special. 

[Disco Missile 456]

We have the only 3rd down conversion in this game. But just the one.

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

sam threw that shit when johnson was laying on the ground  this is the most embarassing football team in all of FBS.  honestly is there anyone on this team outside of DD and maybe ROJO that would play anywhere else? 

[NAVY 6747]

Wow. Our punters are great from all the in-game experience 

[Bevo14 8355]

Kidnap Campbell and his staff and leave Mensa and Co. behind

[Henry Hill 3156]

Having a duel for shittier side of the ball. Offense is running away with the contest.

[Knoxtnhorn 6064]

4 possessions; 1 FD.  Is that good?

[RPM 26328]

Current score Jim Beam Black 3, White Boy 0.

[C-Man 27239]

4 drives, 1 first down ... is that good?

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

sam threw that shit when johnson was laying on the ground  this is the most embarassing football team in all of FBS.  honestly is there anyone on this team outside of DD and maybe ROJO that would play anywhere else? 

either that or a sack

[Tom Chairman 264]

Pretty sure the 1921 Longhorns would kick the piss out of this team.

That's racist.

[Zavala 1384]

Offense goes 3 and out THREE FUCKING TIMES AND A GOOSE EGG and people will blame Orlando.

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

This team isn’t any fun to watch 

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

First time we’ve punted 4 times in a row in over a year

 

 

isu clearly studied

[Cap Hooked 68]

Our OL is trash. Having a bad QB and OL does not equal success in football

[TommyGufano 6021]

15 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Where the hell is Roschon?

That fixed everything 

[LTtxfan 49320]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We're probably using the wrong cleats

Might be right...

[ClubWhatever 12154]

It really looks like we didn’t practice any of the plays we are running. 

[C-Man 27239]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

4 possessions; 1 FD.  Is that good?

 

Just now, C-Man said:

4 drives, 1 first down ... is that good?

Good minds think alike!

[Ghost of Shag 2615]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

sam threw that shit when johnson was laying on the ground  this is the most embarassing football team in all of FBS.  honestly is there anyone on this team outside of DD and maybe ROJO that would play anywhere else? 

He had to throw that. Had guys all over him. It wasn’t Sam’s fault.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

sam threw that shit when johnson was laying on the ground  this is the most embarassing football team in all of FBS.  honestly is there anyone on this team outside of DD and maybe ROJO that would play anywhere else? 

he was getting wrapped up as he threw, but this all on the OL. Getting manhandled. 

[Zharkov 289]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Akers' teams actually played defense. 

True.  Dammit.

[Horn Dogg 3930]

Watching this team isn’t fun whatsoever.

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

33 yards

 

1 first down

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Just now, Zavala said:

Offense goes 3 and out THREE FUCKING TIMES AND A GOOSE EGG and people will blame Orlando.

Oh no, it's also Herman. He just seems content with sucking shit on offense and (hopefully) winning by luck by 1 pt

[Richter 2261]

Our defense has been horrible all season but seems to have It’s best moments when the offense doesn’t show up. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1394]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

If he didn't trip, he was gone.

Actually, that ball might have been overthrown, which caused the runner to change his stride, throwing him off

[Juke_Em 47]

Just need to keep it close...Campbell will get scared and keep us in it as evident by the last possession but we need to make them pay with the chances we have.

[Chrispy_ 105]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Kidnap Campbell and his staff and leave Mensa and Co. behind

I seem to say this no matter who we play. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

This a slow smooth butt fucking. Long and slow.

[Cap Hooked 68]

Good job Overshown. Just overrun the play. God our coaching sucks

[Horn80 6131]

2 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

Run, Run, Pass, Punt...

Fred Akers?!?

In fairness, his teams were FG, FG, FG, FG with defense.  This team can’t do shit.

[Bevo Num1 1021]

Let's do something with this break.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

D saves us this drive.

 

INT

[Mother mopar 3321]

Boom!

[Chooky 13317]

Tom Herman's run game is Greg Davis but in shotgun formation. 

[Pancho 44880]

There ya go

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

4 possessions; 1 FD.  Is that good?

4 possessions, 4 punts, 33 total yards.

[Disco Missile 456]

3 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Charlie Strong did a better job of coaching the team than what is on display today.

This is beyond bad football.

The shark has been jumped. 

Charlie was a Super Nice Guy™, but that's just silly.

Edited November 16, 2019 by Disco Missile

[Surly Bevo 25089]

I'd like to get excited about that pick

 

But here comes the offense

[MillerEP 30492]

Finally got an int