Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[ShowMeALoss 143]

Do we have any trick play that we can use to get some momentum? 

[Apex73 313]

This shit makes Shawn Watson look like a genius.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Can we just start next season already?

[Michael Knight 12977]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

5 possessions, 1 FD.  W[ooooooooo!!@@@

2

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

Have we attempted a pass beyond the line of scrimmage this quarter

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

 Time to hit the bourbon. 

Hard. 

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Is there a channel that shows abortions?

FS1

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Craig James is gonna neg u for the porta potty timeout. 

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

My lazy ass yellow lab sitting here next to me could call this offense better.   Fire Mensa today!   

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Goddamn Sam must be Heisman caliber to have to overcome this abortion of an offensive staff

[BoomerSooner2578 217]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

2 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

Still have UT winning this. Pretty surprised at the play-calling on offense, but I'm counting on halftime adjustments. 
7-7 at half, prolly.

Well you're an idiot

Cool. I'll bow out of the thread. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Hey, the run game really worked last week and Herman said he had no idea who we were playing next week.  So it makes sense. 

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Our offense is so generic that it’s nauseating.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10233]

I should just stop watching games and follow Surly. Way more entertaining and enjoyable

[Tom Chairman 264]

So when the D gets its shit together the O catches the aids. Ok.

[Radical Larry 28585]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Is there a channel that shows abortions?

FS1 is currently airing one.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

I really can’t understand how inept we are on offense. I mean, we’re not capable of creating anything.

[Dnaguy 11947]

Our cleats are not long enough. It’s obvious. Get off your asses equipement guys and do your job. It’s so fucking obvious.

[Richter 2258]

Watch.. in a bit the offense will show signs of life and the defense will suddenly not be able to stop anything...

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Watch the 4K feed. No ads at all.

Dude you are my fucking hero.

This is one in a million because I have shit Xfinity and there's only like 10 games all year in 4k on this shit I think.

Hells yeah.

[D_Goose 489]

Calm down guys, Mensa is just trying to "establish the run"...

[Disco Missile 456]

2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Our O line is nonexistent.

 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what the fuck is wrong with our offense. 

Nailed it

[Bevo14 8304]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Can we just start next season already?

Hell no. Not with Mensa and his fuckin yokels in charge.

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

This is the worst offense since Watson and it may be worse

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

FS1

Beat me to it. Mensa is a fucking idiot.

[brojangles2 786]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

This is the worst offensive performance by a UT team in a long time.

Texas Bowl vs Pig. This is the same shit. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

If we go scoreless in the first half and fail to convert a turnover into points----i swear.......

any participation ribbon mensa defenders left?

 

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Just now, ShowMeALoss said:

Do we have any trick play that we can use to get some momentum? 

What for it'll get us a first down and the OC will just go back to bullshit

[wood 11225]

Going for it on 4th and 2 down 7-0 in the 2nd quarter at the 20 with the wind at your back screams panic. It sends the message that you have to tie the game up right now. It's stupid.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

 Time to hit the bourbon. 
Hard. 

Glad I chose that route before the game even kicked off.

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

Roschon has had a rough day.  2 drives have ended because of his mistakes.  The play calling is unbelievably conservative.  I understand we are limited with WRs but damn.

[Dark Horse 2280]

We can't get a 1st down against Iowa Fucking State?

21st ranked defense. Have you been paying attention?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10233]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

FS1 is currently airing one.

On every week

[Braff Zacklin 13558]

Iowa State's best defense ... is whoever is calling the plays for Texas today.

 

And somebody please buy Roschon a pair of cleats.

[RPM 26318]

Just now, Apex73 said:

This shit makes Shawn Watson look like a genius.

I'm not on that ledge, but you're not wrong.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

we have had 3rd and short 3 times? so far today.... havent converted 1

[Helobious 9448]

Only bright side is that it’s doubtful ISU will be able to move the ball the rest of the game. Offense/coaching staff need to pull their heads out of their asses. 

Edited November 16, 2019 by Helobious

[RamjetFDO 10575]

My lazy ass yellow lab sitting here next to me could call this offense better.   Fire Mensa today!   

How much does your Lab want per year?

[Mdhorn 5948]

the thing about that last turnover was they got nothing from it because fuck head went for it to prove the offense wasn't floundering.  The defense gave the offense a gift and Herman shat on it.

Edited November 16, 2019 by Mdhorn

[Neonmoon 38129]

Leitao is better at selling drugs 

[hookem48 4687]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what the fuck is wrong with our offense. 

oline is a bunch of pussies for the 10th year in a row

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Hell no. Not with Mensa and his fuckin yokels in charge.

Hell yes the faster that season gets here the faster he's gone 

[victory88 5663]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Have we called a single running play with any kind of misdirection?  Option, counter, designed cutback ... anything?   This is like the Shawn Watson version of running the ball.   Tim Beck probably is calling plays again.

We just enjoy sending guys into brick walls I guess.  

This is Herman's fucking offense.  This is his staff.  These are his players.  No fucking excuses for him.  He can go take his dumbass mensa self and get the fuck out of Austin.  We hired a fucking fraud twice in a row.  

[dcar00 14181]

Campbell would be beating Herman 28-0 if they switched sidelines.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Why are these abortion doctors dressed up in longhorn uniforms? I thought Halloween was over. Fuck this nightmare shit. ISU Freshman moving the ball on us. 

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Leitao is better at selling drugs 

A drug dealer should have never been allowed to come to Texas

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Our offense continues to fuck its own face 

Ahh, the old Marilyn Manson play from middle school..

 

[TexasIsBetter 275]

10 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I used to really enjoy watching Texas play. Now it’s like getting kicked in the nuts over and over and over.

I had a vasectomy yesterday that was more fun than watching this

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

They're going dep

[54_Strat 34]

Our defense will wear down if the offense doesn't get its shit together.