Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[SimonBolivar 10,961]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Holding them to three is a big here

Pretty sure their kicker has been shit all year too.

 

 

[Surly Bevo 25,225]

Just now, usmc0331horn said:

Herman sucks. How can it be year three and this is the team he has built?

Because we have now hired two one year wonders instead of finding a guy who actually built and sustained a program for some period of time.  Say what you will about Mack, but he had done that at UNC

[hookem48 4,703]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

You send a huge blitz. They easily convert because or DBs don’t know want a fucking crossing route looks like 

well they sure as hell won't see one in our practices 

[nineliveslost 2,801]

how many of us think they wont score here?

[Cajun 11,754]

Sam cannot be our QB in the 2nd half.

Gotta be someone who can produce more than he has.

[Cap Hooked 68]

Just now, usmc0331horn said:

Herman sucks. How can it be year three and this is the team he has built?

Because he hired an incompetent, shitty staff

[Horn80 6,135]

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

It helps to have an actual offensive scheme

Texas offense is hot mess.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,398]

CAtch the ball

[AUS-97HORN 11,824]

cant int it... that would just be too much to ask for

[Hefeweizen 5,347]

Awful looking team.  Just terrible coaching.  Every play that’s made is athletic ability.  They are in bad positions, unoriginal play calling, and horrible personal selection.

[GreenspointTexas 9,689]

Pick that shit

 

 

[Nivek 16,999]

Brock Purdy is 30 times the QB that Sam is

My 8 yr old could run and pass all over this defense.

[alphahorn 1,637]

never thought i'd miss charlie and i don't because there's no evidence that he has left

[Coach pop a bitch 5,501]

Delayed blitz plz

[RPM 26,368]

damnit

[burntorangebongos 10,752]

That looked so catchable.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,539]

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

You should expect entire staff back. 
Tom will trot Sam/injury card out. 

I didn't need bad news, I'm already watching this "team". 

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

here comes a score...

[Radical Larry 28,664]

Gotta pick that off, Boyce.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Herman will kneel the ball when we get it to go to the locker room

[Michael Knight 12,997]

Wow he actually made a play on the ball

[Nueces River Rat 5,559]

Holding them to a FG is an aggy like moral victory.  Fuck this chit. 

[TexArcher 38,081]

Nice play, Boyce.  That could end up being big.

[El Squared 1,814]

22 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I cannot believe that play call.

Actually the problem is we can believe it.

[Bruh Man 3,160]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

By the time ISU completed that pass, Mitchell had just made it to the line of scrimmage on his delayed blitz ... and ran up the back of one of our other guys who was being blocked to boot.

Lol fucking Orlando.

Someone with video editing skills should really make a cut up of this. It happens a dozen times a game. 

[Dark Horse 2,297]

So far Orlando has out coached Mensa. Think about that one.

[bigcigar 1,165]

Woah. Boyce actually made a play. I’m shocked.

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

might be enough 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

This game is all ass alley.

[hookem17 485]

Nice to see some get their head around and knock away the pass. 

[GotThatFire 166]

 Good defense by Boyce but interception wasn’t even a thought in his head. Weird. 

[LonghornSean 4,025]

Can’t wait to see us call time outs and go three and out to give ISU another chance to score before the half.

[AUS-97HORN 11,824]

although... thats the SECOND time I have seen our DB's actually turn around before the ball gets there this drive.   so maybe we are slightly improving 

[GreenspointTexas 9,689]

Purdy is playing like dogshit and our defense is having one of their best halves of the year

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Looking forward to us bravely taking a knee.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,539]

Boyce turned around. Washington gonna be upset 

[Vito Andolini 9,135]

Good job, Boyce

[Coach pop a bitch 5,501]

Boyce

[orangebird 1,079]

59 total yards by the offense in the half.  Fucking fire Herman and Tim Beck immediately.

[Mdhorn 5,990]

That 3 points Fuckhead gave away sure looks better now.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,639]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

You send a huge blitz. They easily convert because or DBs don’t know want a fucking crossing route looks like 

And we don’t affect the qb because the blitzers are too far away and the dL is held. 

[Redneck Mutha 8,020]

Boyce with a nice play?  WTF am I seeing? 

[C-Man 27,286]

10-0 ... might as well be 100-0. It don't make a shit.

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Welcome to Peytonville.

[Ghost of Shag 2,619]

Boyce acting like a badass when that should have been an easy pick.

 

[Nueces River Rat 5,559]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Herman will kneel the ball when we get it to go to the locker room

Yep.  His vagina has shown all game long 

[Rhinotx 500]

Just now, Cap Hooked said:

Because he hired an incompetent, shitty staff

But it’s aligned

[TexArcher 38,081]

Total yards 203 - 59.

[Bevo14 8,382]

11 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Hell yes the faster that season gets here the faster he's gone 

Fine but you're getting the bill for all the alcohol and meds I'm going to need

[Sejjr 3,246]

Are Eagles and Smith playing in this game?