Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Have to be down 2 scores to wake up. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

We scored 

[Disco Missile 456]

Wow dude

10-7 and I'm fucking ELATED

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

hmm.  Glad we didn’t take a knee.

[BrazilHorn 6599]

What a fucking catch. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Man, that's a huge swing to get 7 back in about half a minute.  We needed that in the worst way.  Get a stop after halftime and we're back in this thing.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Maybe we should start throwing the ball like that the whole time?

[Radical Larry 28589]

Just now, Mileslong said:

Really?

No shit. Misspelling "plane" is awful.

[nineliveslost 2753]

Just now, Underdog said:

Big score there, doesn't ISU get the ball to start the 2nd half? 

yes

[immortal13 4059]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

wow I think that's a td

 

[hookem48 4687]

thank God there was a camera on the goal line because it's not always there 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

thats a espn top 10 play 

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

That ISU defense was so Orlandoish on that drive. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Eagles looking good.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Sweet! We are in this game now.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

what the fuck?

we won a replay?

holy shit!

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

so now, that 4th and 2  call seems really fucking stupid.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21196]

Just now, Underdog said:

Big score there, doesn't ISU get the ball to start the 2nd half? 

yes

[bigcigar 1164]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

why does this team only show up when there is 65 sec left in the half?

It’s amazing what happens when they’re forced to just play instead of fit a Mensa agenda. The pieces are there....

[Horn80 6119]

That is big.  Throw to Eagles more in second half plz.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

For as shitty as this half has been that was a damn good drive by Sam

[orangebird 1079]

Just now, C-Man said:

30 seconds to go 75 yards -- where the fuck was that for the first 29 minutes?

Wasted on dives right into the Iowa State D-line.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

When Eagles matures, I can't even imagine how much better he'll get. He's a stud who makes some mistakes, but he's got a bright future. 

[Richter 2259]

Watch our defense or ST immediately go back to being horrible.

[Jmac1704 10]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Should have be tied if we kicked that FG instead of going for that 4th down.

But the binder said run the exact same play again

 

[Mileslong 4727]

needed that.. huge.

That’s what she said...

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, bigcigar said:

It’s amazing what happens when they’re forced to just play instead of fit a Mensa agenda. The pieces are there....

Yeah.  Just let Vince be Vince 2.0. 

[hookem48 4687]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Maybe we should start throwing the ball like that the whole time?

ask Iowa State to play prevent the whole second half 

[Disco Missile 456]

That's a hell of a comeback after what really should've been a soul-crushing drive by ISU.

Holding them to a FG and then immediately driving 75 yards for a TD changes everything

[SilasCoade 2622]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

wowzers.      we somehow get a review that we dont get fucked. 

 

 

Jesus that missing 3 points looms really really fucking large

it always does b/c fuck mensa

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Nice explanation. Otherwise, a receiver could catch the ball in the end zone and the D could hold him in the air and shove him out

[RPM 26320]

Everything we did before that last possession was bullshit.

[Atticus 3973]

That's a huge momentum swing going into halftime. Hopefully they dont go sucking each other's dicks yet though. ISU is gonna adjust, and we should too.

[Tex-19 2872]

Definitely excited about the future with Eagles. Tons of talent and it's starting to show

[Nivek 16928]

It’s amazing what happens when they’re forced to just play instead of fit a Mensa agenda. The pieces are there....

Cant have them not bleeding clock and making Orlando’s squad look like shit.

[FloridaHorn 4754]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Maybe we should start throwing the ball like that the whole time?

Sure, and maybe we can talk ISU into to playing prevent the whole second half

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

thats a espn top 10 play 

For sure. Dude is a magician 

[Pato del Muerto 52494]

Nice td. I assume it endures isu marches down the field to start the 2nd half. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

[Dark Horse 2280]

When Eagles matures, I can't even imagine how much better he'll get. He's a stud who makes some mistakes, but he's got a bright future. 

But Mehringer tho

[Colonel Mustard 325]

gotta be a mental killer for ISU.. They obviously out played us and was the much better team, had everything go their way and only leading by 3...

[LonghornJudas 1097]

Jon Heacock...It's Herbie Heacock! duuuuuuuuuuh!

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

We get the ball, maybe even the wind in the third qtr

[Atticus 3973]

Our O LIne needs to play much better if we are gonna punish them for their defensive alignment.

[Disco Missile 456]

Beating a dead horse here, but if we had simply kicked that 37-yard FG.....

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

That's a huge momentum swing going into halftime. Hopefully they dont go sucking each other's dicks yet though. ISU is gonna adjust, and we should too.

I mean

[Zavala 1384]

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Wow when play calling isn’t predictable we can move the ball??!!  Who would of thunk, too bad it takes us being desperate to get good play calling every game!  Fuck you Tom

Imagine, if you just play offense trying to score and running sugar the whole time you actually move it. Aggressive, fast, using misdirection, and fucking lining up quick really pays off.

Mensa has been trying to "protect the defense" by going really slow and getting 3 and outs. That's retarded.

Score.

Fucking.

Points.

It gets the momentum. Puts the pressure on the opposing offense, and of course, WINS THE GAME

THE GAME ISNT DECIDED BY WHO TOOK THE MOST AIR OUT OF THE BALL YA DUMBFUXKINF DIPSHIT FUXK MENSA FUXK UOU

[Hook1997 5354]

We should be up by like 14 atleast, have much better players and can dominate but this is one of the worst coached teams ever.  Herman is getting up there with Charlie in that about now. 

[Wishbone 4759]

I’m happy that we’re still in the game. Doesn’t change my opinion that some heads need to roll. We should NEVER be happy to just “be in the game” with anyone.

[BrazilHorn 6599]

What a fucking catch.