Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[bigcigar 1164]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We deferred on the opening kickoff

Wait, what? So ISU Charlie strong’d it?

[El Squared 1802]

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

if mensassclown  wants to be here beyond this season, he better fire at least half of his staff and hire some real coaches

Why would  he do that ? He is too smart , he has a plan , relax, it’ll be just fine.....

[Neonmoon 38129]

Predictions for 2nd half? 

i predict Herman shits the bed 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

This Texas team gives me anxiety.

[tejas60 3533]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Not only that, wtf are we saving the RJ pass option for???

The last game before playing ou

[wood 11227]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

didn't he miss a chip shot last week?

Yep ... So when was the last one before that?

[Underdog 28711]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Well done, Texas D. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Mensa can go fuck himself with a Buick if he doesn’t get this shit right.

As long as that goddamn jingle never disgraces my speakers again.  I hope the schlubs the wrote that is raped with a rusty trombone every night for the rest of their natural life.

[bigcigar 1164]

5 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We deferred on the opening kickoff

It appears you are incorrect.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

if mensassclown  wants to be here beyond this season, he better fire at least half of his staff and hire some real coaches

Agree, but it really doesn’t solve the problem. I worried about qualified coordinators turning us down when mensa was hired. Maybe he tried to hire good coordinators but they wouldn’t work under him. So he did the whole comfort hire thing. If we fire coordinators, we might face the same issue. What decent coordinator wants to work under mensa?

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Lube up! 

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

i know this team doesnt make a single half time adjustment so I dont expect much.  But i hope bobby B gets his manhood back this half 

[MillerEP 30491]

Ok Texas time to show up

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I am excited for our 2nd half adjustments. 

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

27 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

It's like Herman looks at the scoreboard and realizes "oh shit we have to play for real now"

this. it's maddening.  we did it last week. spot 2 scores. OH - now we have to actually play like we did last year.

it's like aggy has a 25 million dollar swiss account with therm's name on it and he gets paid weekly based on the amount of torture he dishes out to the fans.

[Surly Bevo 25053]

You gotta be fucking kidding me

[UTEX_ME 4766]

ballgame

[alphahorn 1637]

of course

[C-Man 27230]

Are you F'ing kidding me?

[Horn Dog 9875]

Hahahaha

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

we suck ass so much.   from a literal 15 yard sack to a 75 yard TD pass because our entire D forgets to cover a guy

[Hagbard Celine 10871]

what adjustments?  that was picture perfect peak orlando.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

God damn it

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

haha....sigh

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

And just like that.   Before we had a chance to lube up

[Neonmoon 38129]

One play 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Ouch

[bigcigar 1164]

There’s the defense we know

[Brothahorn 10087]

LOL..Fucking LOL

[Irish Wrist Watch 1385]

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

It appears you are incorrect.

Too fucking bad, too

[EuroHorn 3265]

Hahaha!

[oh_snap 694]

Lol

[Smax 3800]

our season in 1 play

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I am excited for our 2nd half adjustments. 

Yep.  Just like I figured. 

[Girdwood 118]

All you can do is just laugh 

[Zepol87 9188]

Of fucking course.

[HiggyBaby 2538]

Can we just leave Orlando in Ames?

[Colonel Mustard 325]

make the fucking sack... ffs

[Zepol87 9188]

Of fucking course.

[Radical Larry 28643]

That shit went from almost getting a sack to long TD ricky-fucking-tick.

[ztejas 43477]

Wow

[Guadaloopy 10974]

Well...  the D did get the ball back for the offense quickly.  

[Bruh Man 3160]

Fucking idiots.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

We’re fucking hopeless.

[burntorangebongos 10747]

fuuuuuuuuuck. we have to answer andget ourselves out of this hole.

[DaysOff 7951]

NICE BLITZ FUCKFACE

[Dbeasy 15068]

Our players can’t be this stupid.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Well, that sucked.

[Rabidhorn 121]

Nice defense, Ray Charles could have completed that pass.

[hookem48 4700]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep ... So when was the last one before that?

don't know, but someone saying he's automatic when he missed a chip shot last week was pretty funny