Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

4 WR do 3 yard curls against press coverage. Outfuckingstanding!

[victory88 5668]

For once, the fucking reporters better ask him some fucking tough questions with regards to how he constantly embarrassing this program with his pathetic coaching.  The guys hasn't won shit to deserve any leeway.  Fuck his arrogant piece of shit self.  

CDC... you're the fucking guy in charge.  It's time you step in and help this damn amateur and his staff of fucking high school and Division II coaches he brought along with him.

[Tex-19 2872]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

3rd and one and even ISU knew we weren't running... Kill me now

Of course they did. We weren't lined up in the Sam dive formation

[hookem48 4687]

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

Fuck why didn't we run on 3rd and short

were you not watching the first half?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Run the fucking ball on 3rd and 1!!!!

Lol... Good one... We can't get a yard

[FloridaHorn 4755]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I didn't know that it was all about making friends. I thought it was about winning championships

Agreed....I don’t give a shit if they all hate each other, as long as they kick ass together for 3 hours every Saturday 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

Those routes were a fucking joke. Did we have anyone running a slant?

Every receiver ran 1 yard and stopped. Fucking hilarious!

[Rhinotx 499]

1 minute ago, Smax said:

Greg davis offense in effect

I wish we had a GDGD offense right now. It was better than this shit. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12199]

And to think our ISU residents were worried about us winning lol

[Nivek 16929]

Coach boom for DC

He sucked. Remember when k-state ran the same play 50 times with success and only threw 2 passes? No fucking thanks.

[F250 28775]

Whoever is calling the offense is obviously high as fuck.

[Lat22 4014]

Sam is hurt. He’s scared to run and he can’t throw. Put Casey in there dammit. 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Can't wait for Herman's sniveling post game presser antics  after this game.

[clownin72 197]

Total dogshit

[immortal13 4059]

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Fuck why didn't we run on 3rd and short

Because we touch ourselves 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Just now, victory88 said:

For once, the fucking reporters better ask him some fucking tough questions with regards to how he constantly embarrassing this program with his pathetic coaching.  The guys hasn't won shit to deserve any leeway.  Fuck his arrogant piece of shit self.  

CDC... you're the fucking guy in charge.  It's time you step in and help this damn amateur and his staff of fucking high school and Division II coaches he brought along with him.

For once, the reporters should just skip the presser. 

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

I havent missed a horn home game or game inside the state of texas in 158 straight games. Been in person at em all

 

 

 

Im not traveling to baylor game

[Bruh Man 3160]

4 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

It's not a question of talent. I've only heard what others have said. There are a few guys that aren't well liked by the team and he's one of them.

Name them. Jake, who else?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12199]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

I take it back, THIS is the most punchable face ever. Herman is second. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

We’re baaaaack!!!

That's what the opposing defensive line has been saying to Sam all season.

[Disco Missile 456]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I didn't know that it was all about making friends. I thought it was about winning championships

From what I understood, the coaches wanted the players to work it out but they weren't and the locker room was having problems.

Apparently Herman stepped in and handled it and it made most of the players happy, and some players not happy.

[Mdhorn 5949]

2 minutes ago, Armypilot said:

I love how the only pass route we can run is a curl.  Run. Turn. Stand there. Incredibly difficult to cover it seems.  

it's why we recruit tall outside receivers.

[FloridaHorn 4755]

Just now, Rhinotx said:

I wish we had a GDGD offense right now. It was better than this shit. 

Unfortunately, those are now known as the good ol’ days.

[RPM 26320]

Just now, F250 said:

Whoever is calling the offense is obviously high as fuck.

I'm calling offense? No wonder we're fucked.

[Captainant 27667]

Just now, F250 said:

Whoever is calling the offense is obviously high as fuck.

Same, dude. It's the only way I can enjoy Texas football anymore. 

[ChemicalHorn 355]

Blow it up and start over. Ain’t winning shit with this staff. Last year was a fluke.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Baylor, coming back from a rapefest on their campus has a better coach and team than we do.

This is our concern Dude.

 

And when Baylor wins tonight, the real shit show will start.  If this is ousux's down year and Baylor takes the B12 championship,

mensa should be let go right away.  Belly Tattoo owns his ass.  Ruhle will be another coach who can punk mensa on the reg.

Makes no sense to wait.

 

 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Sam is hurt. He’s scared to run and he can’t throw. Put Casey in there dammit. 

Should have kept Shane and sent Sam packing to SMU.

[Dark Horse 2280]

Here comes the blow out.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

I just saved a ton of money by switching car insurance. Canceling donations and season tickets to this shit show 

I haven't had season tickets since this decade's shit show started in 2010, after having them for the previous decade+.

Think of all the money I've saved!

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, Nivek said:

He sucked. Remember when k-state ran the same play 50 times with success and only threw 2 passes? No fucking thanks.

Right. Boom was great for Rice. Not much anyone else

[burntorangebongos 10710]

How the fuck is Ehlinger getting sacked so much?

[Stunns38 3460]

Face is SO punchable

[Dnaguy 11964]

Time out. Amazing. This team is shit.

[immortal13 4059]

Looked like we were going to get a sack on that last play. Cant have that.....timeout!!!!!

[Captain Ron 12876]

We called a timeout?!?!?!

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I didn't know that it was all about making friends. I thought it was about winning championships

Fuck friends.

[dcar00 14208]

Just now, Lat22 said:

Sam is hurt. He’s scared to run and he can’t throw. Put Casey in there dammit. 

he's not hurt.  Mensa's O sucks and Sam can only see the OL

[Bullneck 19090]

We lost to LSU by 7.  Never looked the same after that.  What happened?

[MillerEP 30455]

Maybe when we lose this and it finally dawns on the coaches and players that we have no shot at the big12 title we can finally get back to having fun watching and playing.

[ztejas 43445]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Outside of DD is there anyone on this team that can sniff an NFL draft?

Sure. But that's not really the issue. Sterns projects to play on Sundays. CJ will get a look. Others will get chances. Maybe Keontay.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Are Texas WRs routes just single line sticks in the playbook?  How many times on these replays do we see guys run to a spot, turn around, and then just stand there.  No wonder Sam can't throw it to anybody if they aren't instantly open.

Because when you have all world superior talent, your WR just out runs the little sisters of the poor. Did you not get the memo?? No need for those silly tricky routes...

[NAVY 6740]

The stupid burns 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, immortal13 said:

Because we touch ourselves 

Then we are certainly fucked

[bigcigar 1164]

2 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:

Sam is so bad at being a QB. It’s astonishing

If you think a better qb fixes the issues, you’re going to be sad forever. If you can sit on every single route, every play, it doesn’t matter if Tom Brady is back there...you’re not moving the ball.

[Bevo14 8311]

Just now, ChemicalHorn said:

Blow it up and start over. Ain’t winning shit with this staff. Last year was a fluke.

Should've known it when Mensa was acting like it was a miracle season.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

HAHAHHAHA.  So I guess TEXAS can not get anyone better, right?  Fuck this clown.

 

[Party_Taco 3726]

What in the fuck was that 3rd and 1 play call?! Run the god damn ball!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Didn’t like the 12 yard cushion on 2nd and 2?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

At the press conference someone should ask Herman what kinds of drugs they were doing