Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

How the fuck is Ehlinger getting sacked so much?

For starters, on 3rd and 1, 4 guys ran 5-yard routes into a tight zone. 

[Cap Hooked 68]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

How the fuck is Ehlinger getting sacked so much?

Half of them are his fault. Shitty QB and shitty OL equals what we see

Edited November 16, 2019 by Cap Hooked

[Slade 263]

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

 

He’s not ready for the big time, he’s a G5 coach and not a CEO. Too many responsibilities and pressure here for him.

 

I'm just wondering what he does all game. He just casually talks in the headset and has this blank stare all the time. 

[Dnaguy 11,964]

Just now, Bullneck said:

We lost to LSU by 7.  Never looked the same after that.  What happened?

Coaching.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Playing away is hard I’ve heard

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

I wish one kid in this team had the balls in the huddle to say fuck see coaches. Instead of everyone running 3 yard hitches. This is what we are gonna do.    I’ll wager we get 3 more decommitts and a few more portals 

[Firemans4Horn 18,049]

We have such a low-t coaching staff. 

[victory88 5,668]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Whoever is calling the offense is obviously high as fuck.

No... I'm high as fuck and I could can call shit better than this.  They are just fucking morons...

[Dbeasy 15,051]

How does everyone feel about financially supporting a coach, via ticket sales or TV watching, that probably only cares about sniffing coke off a stripper’s ass. I’m starting to not feel quite so good about that.

[clownin72 197]

So fucking tired of the weekly excuses. Nothing will change, Herman will just chalk it up injuries with his stubborn ass

[texaslong 678]

ISU needs 2 yards and the DBs are 10

yards off? Jeez

[DixonHur 11,304]

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

We called a timeout?!?!?!

Not like we're gonna need them when we're down 40

[Colonel Mustard 325]

If you get blown out in Iowa you do not deserve to be on the plane back to Texas

[EuroHorn 3,264]

Game was over after the first Texas possession. Next year will be the same. Baylor and OU battling for the top spot in the conference while Texas struggles to become bowl eligible 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

At the press conference someone should ask Herman what kinds of drugs they were doing

Performance decreasing drugs.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Just now, clownin72 said:

So fucking tired of the weekly excuses. Nothing will change, Herman will just chalk it up injuries with his stubborn ass

I wasn’t aware of that. 

[Radical Larry 28,609]

I'd rather watch Lexus Christmas commercials while drinking a Natty Light Seltzer.

[Tom Chairman 264]

CJ will get a look.

A short look.

[GreenspointTexas 9,602]

Season lows week by week over the past 4 weeks (except for ku) in scoring offense

 

 

coincidence?

[Steelers Roll Left 1,172]

someone earlier said they quit three games ago, and that just might be the case. But I also think the offensive game plans and in game adjustments in offensive play calling have been of sub- Mensa levels

[Sejjr 3,246]

I really don't think I can watch the rest of this shit. For real. It is so fucking frustrating to watch.

[Nueces River Rat 5,538]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Whoever is calling the offense is obviously high as fuck.

 Maybe Zach Smith was on to something?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[FloridaHorn 4,755]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

We lost to LSU by 7.  Never looked the same after that.  What happened?

LSU didn’t want to be there

[Bruh Man 3,160]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

SAm needs to sit for a series of two.

He needs real competition. But I know it will never happen with Westlake pretty much running UT.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,235]

Im starting to miss Charlie Strong... What is wrong this year ?

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Coaching.

I have a difficult time believing that is the only reason.

[Horn80 6,122]

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Sam is hurt. He’s scared to run and he can’t throw. Put Casey in there dammit. 

DC have figured him out.  He’s effective when they play fast and things develop organic.  Don’t get why Mensa can figure that out.

[C-Man 27,226]

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

He undoubtedly sucks but this is Herman's and Beck's offense.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

We have the stupidest team and coaches in the country. Fact. 

[1leggedduck 443]

We look so bad. I’m so tired of shitty coaches. No creativity. No situational awareness. No self awareness. No identity. Squandered talent. We took the hot young coach everyone wanted. He’s just not able to see past his own ego. They won’t run him off. He’ll get one more year and if there’s an uptick, like Georgia, maybe more. I’m just tired of caring so much about something I have no control over. There’s still booze.

[Beigebandit 40]

TFL!!!!

[TexArcher 37,774]

This is at least the 5th time this season that I've been watching a Texas game and felt proud of myself for not breaking anything.  

Edited November 16, 2019 by TexArcher

[MirrOlure 14,773]

I hate everything about this team. Among the worst shit I’ve personally witnessed and I’m a 53 year old lifetime fan alum and all that bullshit

[D_Goose 489]

4 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Fuck why didn't we run on 3rd and short

It doesn't matter. It would've just been some slow-developing, wait for your blockers to get blown up and then tackled for a 3 yard loss kind of a run.

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

We are ass my dudes.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Quit celebrating you hotdogs after getting your ass drove.

[Girdwood 118]

Love when our players celebrate down 2 scores 

[C-Man 27,226]

Iowa State has exactly zero penalties today. (We have one.)

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Game was over after the first Texas possession. Next year will be the same. Baylor and OU battling for the top spot in the conference while Texas struggles to become bowl eligible 

UT is now back to being Baylor's bitch for the foreseeable future. Or at least until Texas dumps Tom Herman.

Let that sink in for a few years.

[NAVY 6,740]

Can we make Herman take the Mensa test again? 

[Slade 263]

Bout to be 27-7. 

What the fuck was that alignment? Fire everybody.

 

 

[Nueces River Rat 5,538]

Who didn’t see that play coming?

[Michael Knight 12,977]

3rd and 7 of course they complete

[Radical Larry 28,609]

Orlandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Beigebandit 40]

Total dogshit of a defense

[RPM 26,320]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

I thought Herman owned Campbell ?

[Girdwood 118]

3rd and Orlando baby!!!

[VaLonghorn99 341]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

were you not watching the first half?

Good catch. I joined in the final minutes of the half. Was very hopeful but feeling the pain now. We could beat this team but just playing awful on offense. The defense also hasn't stopped them on any drive so far. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,199]

I never thought I would miss Mack, and yet here we are.