Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[Brandywine 1,316]

If he mentions one damn time about how hard it is to win I’m going to scream. 

[Zavala 1,384]

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Urban and other commentators  say it’s a Head-scratcher, shouldn’t happen with recruiting differential  and on the the coaches.  Come fix this shit Urban!

Fuck Urban, if they bring that trash here I'll melt down my class ring and take a shit on the tower steps.

[Nivek 16,946]

Sam is a very good player, being hamstrung by his idiot coaches.

Blaming players. Tom sucks. Praising defense now. He thinks we cannot see through this shit. Asshole.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

Herman is an idiot. Said he doesn't think they got out coached 

[MillerEP 30,492]

Tom said he does t think we got out coached

[VaLonghorn99 341]

4 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

You take the 3 points on the road every FUCKING time. His propensity to pass up free points is astonishingly stupid.

 

fuck him.

 

fuck this whole staff.

These kids don’t have a fucking chance.

It sucks when coaches lose the game. Players had clawed their way back in. Shitty coaching errors, 3 points left on the field, poor timeout management, pussy calls on the final possession.

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

TH just said, “We really need to evaluate our game plan... in the run game.”

Ya think?

Fuck you.

[Brandywine 1,316]

Watching Tom’s presser. Yes Tom you got out coached.

[Heisenberg 162]

CDC ought to take Mensa aside coming off the plane and fire his ass.

[Zavala 1,384]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He did go into the neutral zone, but he didn’t contact anyone. Stupid on his part. 

And you’re just gonna leave out the refs no call on the obvious PI by Texas on ISU’s fake field goal. 

He didn't go into the neutral zone until an offensive linemen jumped. Watch it again. 

Rig 12 refs just accidentally fucked Texas twice that drive. Golly that's just tough luck they are so "incompetent".

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Herman is an idiot. Said he doesn't think they got out coached 

 

Just now, Heisenberg said:

CDC ought to take Mensa aside coming off the plane and fire his ass.

Well, how would he know?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,418]

Props to y'all. I can't even look at that fucking asshole licking human colostomy bag.

[orangebird 1,079]

1 minute ago, Heisenberg said:

CDC ought to take Mensa aside coming off the plane and fire his ass.

On the tarmac, USC-style.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Fuck Urban, if they bring that trash here I'll melt down my class ring and take a shit on the tower steps.

You can just politely leave. Bye.

[ClubWhatever 12,151]

Just now, Zavala said:

He didn't go into the neutral zone until an offensive linemen jumped. Watch it again. 

Rig 12 refs just accidentally fucked Texas twice that drive. Golly that's just tough luck they are so "incompetent".

Ossai was offside before the lineman flinched.  It was a good call.  

[Wishbone 4,762]

Time to go. Fake Mensa the new fake news.

[CoachTex 2,628]

What I don't get is why we didn't throw to backs out of the backfield early. They had no one covering them. Stupid play calling. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

6 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

We gotta be fair here. Gave Strong 3 years and he sucked ass. Herman has had 3 years and he sucks ass. Should get the same end result as Strong - fired

-- and get paid millions to walk away and do nothing.. booohoooo

I'm on board. After all, we would be racist for giving the white coach more time 

[orangebird 1,079]

Yes, you fucking moron, you got outcoached.

Edited November 17, 2019 by orangebird

[Brandywine 1,316]

Toms biggest problem is his depending too much on Statistics and what succeeded in the past, IMO.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

On that last 3rd down for us , when their NT drops into the passing lane because he knows it's a screen, you might be predictable Mensa. You fucking moron 

[CoachTex 2,628]

Tom Herman is Greg Mackovic 2.0

[bigcigar 1,164]

19 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 

I’m counting whatever bullshit bowl we go to

 

I bet we play aggy

[Elmer_Fudd 22,294]

Glad I'll be traveling for the holidays next Saturday and not have to witness a pitiful loss against Baylor.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Props to y'all. I can't even look at that fucking asshole licking human colostomy bag.

Thats exactly what I was thinking.. Dunno how people can watch that shit. Makes me sick

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

You can just politely leave. Bye.

Eat shit. Urban is a fucking turd.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

The worst people in the world to have to deal with are dumb people who think they’re smart. 

[MoJames 8,244]

Well I’m on course to be sleeping on the couch. Thanks Tom you fucking shit heel. 

This

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

Ooh! So now all the sudden Mensa knows who next week's opponent is. 

Fuck you you fraud

[Horn80 6,131]

Louisville was the right place for Strong and Houston for Herman.

[Wishbone 4,762]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

Toms biggest problem is his ego and lack of awareness.

 

[Tom Chairman 264]

Eat shit. Urban is a fucking turd.

This guy doesn't like to win.

[HuntinHorn 986]

Oh now we get to try to have an opportunity to go 3-1 against in state teams?!? Fuck your got damn moral victory bullshit Herman. Creating bullshit contests like the Aggies.

[MillerEP 30,492]

Eat shit. Urban is a fucking turd.

Maybe but he could be a winning turd, unlike the shit sandwich we have now:

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

9 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Texas deserves a better coach than Charlie Strong or Tom Herman. Texas is blue blood, or use to be. They’re paying their coaches like blue bloods. Tom better start coaching like the “elite” that he expects his players to be. 

What do you mean better start? This shit is over.

 

[HuntinHorn 986]

“We didn’t do enough this week in preparation to come out with a win....”


Why the fuck not? How much are you paid to be prepared?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

Oh now we get to try to have an opportunity to go 3-1 against in state teams?!? Fuck your got damn moral victory bullshit Herman. Creating bullshit contests like the Aggies.

All this reeks of his GA time under mack. 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Eat shit. Urban is a fucking turd.

To be fair, So is Herman... Atleast Urban wins while being an unlikeable piece of shit.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 minute ago, Colonel Mustard said:

To be fair, So is Herman... Atleast Urban wins while being an unlikeable piece of shit.

This is a fair point. 

[DanTheHorn 4,936]

You did not get out coached?

Why 59 yards in the first half?

Throwing your players under the bus as usual?

 

That should be a banner this week at pluckers this werk.

Edited November 17, 2019 by DanTheHorn

[Overlord 366]

Calm down boys.  We still got a lot to play for. 
 

We are 1-1 against teams in our own state. 

[texaslong 678]

1 minute ago, Colonel Mustard said:

To be fair, So is Herman... Atleast Urban wins while being an unlikeable piece of shit.

Urban wouldn’t come here. There would be obstacles in his way that would keep him from cheating like he does. Places like Alabama and Ohio State win because they are win at any cost type programs.

[Helobious 9,462]

14 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

BTW props to Naggar for the helluva punt in a tough situation.

That was a momentous fuckup by the ISU returner. He catches that on the fly they get the ball near midfield.

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Instead of watching this bullshit, me and the wifey dropped the kid off elsewhere, got stupid drunk and had hours of kinky sex fun. 

What'd I miss?  

[RollLeft 5,045]

9 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Toms biggest problem is his depending too much on Statistics and what succeeded in the past, IMO.   someone told him he needs to be balanced on offense so the defense doesn't get tired.  

What earned Tom a name in the business was that he called plays and scored points.  He has overcompensated and has out thought himself and it has resulted in shitty offense (plus Beck).  Then he is too much of a puss to can his buddy Todd.

[Zavala 1,384]

7 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

To be fair, So is Herman... Atleast Urban wins while being an unlikeable piece of shit.

It's not just being unlikeable. He's a lier, and he runs dirty programs.

[Cap Hooked 68]

1 minute ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Instead of watching this bullshit, me and the wifey dropped the kid off elsewhere, got stupid drunk and had hours of kinky sex fun. 

What'd I miss?  

What’s the opposite of kinky sex fun? That’s what you missed

[DaysOff 7,958]

This guy doesn't like to win.

Sick of these types of pussies.

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Instead of watching this bullshit, me and the wifey dropped the kid off elsewhere, got stupid drunk and had hours of kinky sex fun. 

What'd I miss?  

Extremely predictable shit12 game. 

[Girdwood 118]

13 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

Tom Herman is Greg Mackovic 2.0