Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Almost halfway through the game and we have 50 yards

 

 

our lowest first half total in 6 years

[Mileslong 4727]

Oh wow who would’ve thought that in modern college football where passing records and offensive records are being broken every year, there would be a below average QB who would break records set by FAR superior players??? 

Shitty QBs don’t beat the records of VY and Colt, both modern era QBs. What else you got?

[TexArcher 37774]

Defense has actually bowed up since that first posession.

Do your fucking share of the work, offense, come on!

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

Stop playing scared let the offense rock it push the tempo throw down the fucking field 

[Horn80 6118]

Throw it deep down the middle to #16 plz.

[El Compadre 766]

Our defense finally woke the fuck up but our offense keeps pushing the damn snooze button.

[Radical Larry 28582]

Amari Cooper thought that push off was bad.

[alphahorn 1637]

is there any proof that our offensive staff even watches our game film? tom should be fired for that sequence alone

[Dark Horse 2280]

Still positive yardage on punt returns baby!

[Neonmoon 38129]

Just now, HuntinHorn said:

Getting our asses whipped by 2 and 3 stars 

Every.fucking.week

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

If/when the offense starts to score, that’s exactly when the defense will fall apart. 

[victory88 5663]

I'm done with this staff.  We will ever win a championship of any sort with Herman.  In this shittastic conference, he constantly gets out coached by staffs that fight to get 2 and 3 star recruits.  

Next time we look for a coach, we better not consider any fucking guy that hasn't had success as a power 5 head coach.  These G5 coaches have 1-2 good to decent years and we've hired the flavor of the month twice now.  

[Girdwood 118]

Scoring is really, really hard 

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Push off

yea, it wasn't blatant or anything 

[Dnaguy 11943]

I hate the way UT football makes me feel / act towards my family.

 

[Red Five 40852]

At least this is a fast game.

Hey look, mayor Pete.

[BrazilHorn 6586]

Jesus. What a terrible play call. 
stupid, stupid stupid. 

[Bert Orange 1120]

Can you push off past 5 yards?  Because that looked not Ok. 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Almost halfway through the game and we have 50 yards

 

 

our lowest first half total in 6 years

Texas bowl?

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I've already said it.  we get 2 more years of this jackass just like mackovic. Please CDC get a real coach in ONE of the 2 big sports.

Theres only one big sport kiddo

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

the Sam play was so slow developing too and running laterally.  

you  meant to say,   its the same fucking play we have run  EVERY SINGLE 4th down in the red zone this year except for the dropped catch by KI against LSU

[Dnaguy 11943]

Iowa primary spill over into football game.

Gay mayor add.

[ClubWhatever 12128]

Let’s run more plays where we use Ingram as a blocker. 

[DaysOff 7947]

NO POLITICAL ADS DURING FOOTBALL

FUCKFACES

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, Bert Orange said:

Can you push off past 5 yards?  Because that looked not Ok. 

Can we?  No.

[LTtxfan 49170]

Thank God Iowa State keeps helping Horns stay in the game...

LET'S GOOOOO HORNS!! 🤘

[The People’s Elbow 707]

The irony of the defense stepping up and the offense shitting all over themselves. We can't play complementary football. That’s a head coach problem. 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Just now, Girdwood said:

Scoring is really, really hard 

Winning is hard. 
I mean scoring is hard. 
I mean first downs are hard. 
I mean positive yardage is hard. 

[Brandywine 1316]

I like the Nationwide ads with Peyton. He would make a good sitcom actor.

[Bruh Man 3160]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Amari Cooper thought that push off was bad.

Glad they didn't call it. Our dumbass coaches might have accepted the penalty. 

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

Getting our asses whipped by 2 and 3 stars 

This is nothing new. Our Coaches ( for quite some time now) turn 4/5 stars into 2/3 stars...... this is total bullshit.

[C-Man 27214]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

the Sam play was so slow developing too and running laterally.  

On the replay from behind the Texas OL was just swallowed up to the middle and Sam went right -- right into about 4 ISU defenders without a block.

[Revolution512 1487]

We have the wind and we grind it out? It’s just stupid coaching

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Someone please enter Tom Herman's name into the transfer portal.

[BoomerSooner2578 217]

Still have UT winning this. Pretty surprised at the play-calling on offense, but I'm counting on halftime adjustments. 

7-7 at half, prolly.

[deter 314]

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

the Sam play was so slow developing too and running laterally.  

His first step is backwards. 

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Bert Orange said:

Can you push off past 5 yards?  Because that looked not Ok. 

It's one of those big 12 officials choice. He's standing 8 yards away staring at it but he's never going to call it against ISU. The other way around and guaranteed it's a call. This little shit happens all fucking year and everyone acts like I'm nuts for calling the rig12 refs out.

[Cap Hooked 68]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Shitty QBs don’t beat the records of VY and Colt, both modern era QBs. What else you got?

You’re a moron. Colt and Vince did not run a modern college football offense. Holy fuck you’re stupid. Sam can’t carry Vince’s and Colt’s jockstrap

[clapclapclap 9000]

Is that Butt guy the mayor of Peytonville?

[Surly Bevo 24908]

DD....making chicken salad out of chicken shit

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

They’re really letting the coverage teams molest the returners today.

[Dnaguy 11943]

Just now, Brandywine said:

I like the Nationwide ads with Peyton. He would make a good sitcom actor.

 

[TwiceHorn 31449]

4 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I used to really enjoy watching Texas play. Now it’s like getting kicked in the nuts over and over and over.

Eh, I've been watching for 35 years.  Only maybe 15 of those have been enjoyable.

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Shitty QBs don’t beat the records of VY and Colt, both modern era QBs. What else you got?

No conference championship. Who cares how many yards he has. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Well the players can go build a snowman after the game.  That’ll be fun.  Take a long time though.

[dcar00 14181]

this is the drive where we get the bullshit drive killing penalty.

our WR screens are so shitty.

[DaysOff 7947]

Still have UT winning this. Pretty surprised at the play-calling on offense, but I'm counting on halftime adjustments. 
7-7 at half, prolly.

Well you're an idiot

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

26 yds passing in the first half for Ehlinger

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

They can't get their footing

[Pancho 44757]

Torbush