Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

Third and Orlando.  

[VaLonghorn99 365]

What? A holding call against a Texas opponent!

[chemHORN 1303]

Just now, nineliveslost said:

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY....one positive is if we lose this game we wont get ass rapped by OU in thew B12 championship game

Instead we get it from Baylor next week

[EuroHorn 3295]

3rd and long.  Here comes a first down 

[NowThis 931]

so why abandon the run?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

1 minute ago, Longhorn5005 said:

9 yards in a quarter... Is that good? 

Good for nuthin

[Sgt Hulk 14449]

3rd and long no prob 

[NAVY 6969]

Just now, Girdwood said:

Game thread is AIDS, just like this game. 

AIDS is as AIDS does

[runthebone 8377]

Because winning too much is bad for them, we must have the best kids ever.

 

[nineliveslost 3008]

Just now, chemHORN said:

Instead we get it from Baylor next week

uggghhhhhh

[RPM 26628]

Nice stop. finally

[Nivek 17415]

Team is shit. Staff is shit.
Lots O' shit.

Nah bro, greg davis’ 40 ppg average for a decade sucked. Banner should have told you.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4911]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Burt quit running because he is poorly coached. 

Naaah ... he was looking for a hurdle. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I wonder who decommits next?

I mean, if Herman is here why would you honestly want to come to this dumpster fire right now? 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Our D has been an abortion all year but they’re keeping us in this game. Nice play there

[Surly Bevo 25748]

I can't believe they punted that...

[UTEX_ME 4289]

its now or never

[GreenspointTexas 9971]

Lol refs totally missed the dumb delay of game

[immortal13 4059]

We can still win this!!!

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

did the idiot announcer actually imply that Iowa State was going to fake a punt on 4th and 15?

[Coach pop a bitch 6025]

Jones 

[HoustonHorn 1064]

This is at least the 5th time this season that I've been watching a Texas game and felt proud of myself for not breaking anything.  

TH is about to cause my wife to divorce me and my kids are going to counseling to discuss my anger issues.

Holy fuck.

[ztejas 44227]

Alright Sam do you have a TD in you?

[C-Man 27779]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

When you consider how many 3 and outs our offense has had we have done plenty on D to stay in the game. Yards are less important than points on the board and so far the D has kept us somewhat in the game on the scoreboard. 

They cannot get off the field with any regularity. And, I'm sorry, no team having a "good day" gives up the play we did on the first play of the third quarter.

[VaLonghorn99 365]

Despite our 9 yards to their 200 in this half, still a 2 score game. Waiting for a miracle.

[Sgt Hulk 14449]

We blitz from 26 yards away and almost get there. Maybe if we started at 10 yards away we get there 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

I mean, if Herman is here why would you honestly want to come to this dumpster fire right now? 

Exactly. I don't blame any kid who bails on him. He did it to himself 

[orangebird 1147]

Fuck if I were ISU I would have gone for it.  Even if they didn't make it, our O hasn't done shit all day.  Their D would stop us even at midfield.

[GreenspointTexas 9971]

We only have one WR

 

 

 

duvernay

 

 

thays it

[immortal13 4059]

Duver-yay!!!

[MirrOlure 15274]

They cannot get off the field with any regularity. And, I'm sorry, no team having a "good day" gives up the play we did on the first play of the third quarter.

Turd Dispenser? Yes he does

[Helobious 9820]

ISU is really gonna regret not putting TX away. They had a chance to turn this into a blowout. 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I wonder who decommits next?

Hopefully Herman

[C-Man 27779]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

When you consider how many 3 and outs our offense has had we have done plenty on D to stay in the game. Yards are less important than points on the board and so far the D has kept us somewhat in the game on the scoreboard. 

Shockingly, they are the less shitty unit today. I'll give you that.

[dcar00 14973]

quit cutting and run. there was 5 more yards there.

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

Come on Beckmensa and Sam, get your shit straight.  At least get a first down. 

[RPM 26628]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

its now or never

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMVscR5YOo

[Surly Bevo 25748]

Couldn't even be bothered to bring the right cleats to this field...a field Herman has coached on

[MillerEP 30907]

What’s up with this field why is everyone slipping?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Nice pass SAm

[UTEX_ME 4289]

that field seems like it sucks

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

its also pretty clear we have the wrong cleats on as a team,  thats at least the 6th slip I have seen from players.  

[Tom Chairman 277]

you could see this game coming.

Yes, by looking up the line.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Just now, Colonel Mustard said:

Hopefully Herman

That's all I want for Christmas 

[NowThis 931]

why roll left and pass, he's awkward at that.

[ztejas 44227]

Just now, C-Man said:

They cannot get off the field with any regularity. And, I'm sorry, no team having a "good day" gives up the play we did on the first play of the third quarter.

I mean shit, it's at the very least a good day compared to what we've done all season. Kansas almost put up 50 on us. This is better than what we did that game or against TCU.

[Disco Missile 456]

17 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Name them. Jake, who else?

Sheppard was one I heard about around the time he put in for transfer.

The others were mostly WRs unhappy. Not just players but also their parents.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Rolling left on a slick field

[Girdwood 118]

Our players are slipping every play

[macbat11 0]

At this rate all of them