Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones

[Dbeasy 15,599]

It wouldn’t be Texas football if we weren’t down 14 -0 right away. Prepare your anus.

[Bruh Man 3,160]

Just now, Slade said:

Really wish Sam would just check out of those bullshit play calls. 

Does he have the IQ for that? Seems like he's a meathead playing QB.

[HuntinHorn 1,005]

John Burt couldnt block his way out of a wet paper sack

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,912]

Is there anything dynamic about Texas football? 

[Bevo14 8,468]

Haha how did this idiot produce so much offense as an OC 

[TexasIsBetter 275]

Goddamn this is fucking hard to watch

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,503]

Fatface Herman is losing his appeal.

Saw our cover man rather than running to the returner, slowing down and punching Iowa player in the face. That'll never get called. Thug bastard

[Dahobbs 18,328]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Fire Mehringer.... WRs can't block worth a SHIT!!

There were 4 defenders and 2 blockers. The play was dead from beginning. 

[Richter 2,423]

Same crap every week.

[Cap Hooked 68]

Duvernay was wide open!! Fucking shit Sam. Fuck

[alphahorn 1,637]

fucking sam had DD wide open

[Horn Dog 10,158]

We have a 3rd rate middle school coaching staff.    Such an unwatchable product all the way around.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

Ingram with his one good carry before we abandon the run 

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Honestly can't wait for Sam to graduate. 

I think he's playing with broken ribs since LSU and they've told him to "game manage" instead of win. Garbage how tiny Herman and Beck's nuts are.

We NEVER stretch the fucking field early. Always let the defense play aggressive as fuck and keep all the momentum.

Momentum is real Mensa you dumb fucking asshole.

[TexArcher 39,074]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Lol. Mensa isn't smart enough to be a HC and OC at the same time 

Shit, I bet he couldn't find the right doorknob to get out of his mansion this morning until at least the third try.

[Surly Bevo 25,757]

Sam's just not a real smart fella....when he thinks we're dead, when he just plays on instincts things are fine.

[clownin72 199]

Poorly coached, poorly disciplined, and poorly prepared. Coaching staff full of frauds

[Mdhorn 6,166]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I guess running the same receiver screen a thousand times is diagnosable.

especially early in the game.  No one will expect it if we continue to do it unsuccessfully early on since that would be really stupid.  The best part is that it was totally scripted.

Edited November 16, 2019 by Mdhorn

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

John Burt might literally be the worst football player I've ever seen 

[hornhorn 100]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

its amazing that this 2019 team is the exact 180 degree reflection of the 2018 team.  2018 started slow and poor and got better each week to be a force at the end of the year.  2019 team started as a force and has progressively got worse and worse   they are the true benjamin button football team 

Or maybe early 2018 was a toddler, turned into a young man by the end of 2018, middle aged by LSU game this year and now is an old man. 

About to die.

[Nueces River Rat 5,796]

Time to go pickup the dog shit my yard.   Might as well get some sun instead of watching the dog shit on TV right now.  Fuck you Orlando, Herman, and Beck.  

[Disco Missile 456]

Starting another game wide asleep.

[JOSEYWALES66 1,856]

Second and three and you have a chance to chance to run the ball twice to pick up a first down and maybe some momentum and instead the entire offense looks like it has Tourette’s syndrome.

[Chad 1,728]

Right now I'd take Case McCoy over Sam. He's sucked ass ever since the OU game. He's taking entirely too many sacks, turning the ball over constantly, flat out missing open receivers, it's almost as if he's a Freshman QB all over again.

[GreenspointTexas 9,980]

Warehime

beck

mehringer

orlando

burt

leitao

estelle

boyce

 

all have no business at UT. And no excuse to be

[Helobious 9,823]

Herman looks exactly like PC Principal from South Park in those glasses. Right down to the facial expression.

[Longhorn5005 33]

This team continues to be garbage right out of the gates 

[Sgt Hulk 14,463]

i for one enjoy the 2 yard pop passing offense.  it keeps the O line fresh for when we take control in the 4th qtr

[Parliament 14,598]

I'm here to pick corn and kick ass. And I'm almost out of ass.

[GTX Horn 1,725]

Well we haven’t muffed a punt yet. So there’s that.

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Ingram with his one good carry before we abandon the run 

Also had his obligatory -2 yard carry.

Maybe Ro Jo will come in and jump over somebody and get this fucking offense rolling.

Or maybe. JUST MAYBE. THROW A FUCKING RB SCREEN AGAINST PRESURE YOU FUCKNGIN DUCKHEADS

[dcar00 14,975]

Just now, Zavala said:

I think he's playing with broken ribs since LSU and they've told him to "game manage" instead of win. Garbage how tiny Herman and Beck's nuts are.

We NEVER stretch the fucking field early. Always let the defense play aggressive as fuck and keep all the momentum.

Momentum is real Mensa you dumb fucking asshole.

well that is fucking stupid if our coaches have done that.  we don't have the defense to game manage

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

Sacked 24 times this season. Wow. And to think our o-line is actually an improvement 

[Nivek 17,415]

Offense: hire Harrell, Eric Morris, Chad Morris or Cumbie. Scrap the smash spread. Run the air raid
 
Defense: hire Chizik or Muschamp or Robinson. Fire orlando
 
ST: fire horny. Hire anyone

Akina would be more impactful than anyone else.

[MotownHorn 1,905]

I’m glad I don’t have any hard liquor in my house today 

[GreenspointTexas 9,980]

Sam doing the best he can with this sodomizing playcalling

[LTtxfan 50,007]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Somebody's getting fired today.

HaHa... Mensa says "we got'em where we want them!!"

Just give them another TD to make score 14-0, then Horns will start playing!!

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Warehime

beck

mehringer

orlando

burt

leitao

estelle

boyce

 

all have no business at UT. And no excuse to be

forgot Casey Horny

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It wouldn’t be Texas football if we weren’t down 14 -0 right away. Prepare your anus.

that's why I'm sick of watching our games. What is the point of tuning in for the first quarter? 

[NAVY 6,970]

Just tuned in. WTF? Same shit every week 

[Dnaguy 12,632]

Again with this team. 

We look like we haven’t practiced since September.

[Sejjr 3,250]

Outplayed by a bunch of 3-star try-hards. Again.

[Atticus 4,221]

We're probably gonna be in a 14-0 hole again. This time on the road against a better opponent. 

[Nueces River Rat 5,796]

Third and Orlando 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,503]

Hit the motherfucker

[EZ$ 2,125]

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Somebody's getting fired today.

No, no their not. 

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

3rd and orlando 

[dcar00 14,975]

more fucking holding. christ call it once at least

[DixonHur 11,961]

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Does he have the IQ for that? Seems like he's a meathead playing QB.

This.  He reads defenses with the efficiency of Helen Keller

[deech 2,396]

How do you guys really feel? Hard to tell.