Banner for the Tech game

[Bullneck 19215]

52 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's as if you've never seen the end of Animal House.  Lighten the fuck up Frances

Herman out!

[Bullneck 19215]

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

Yep. A 6-5 team, playing Texas Tech at 11am on the day after Thanksgiving. The stadium will literally be half full. 50,000.

Difficult to image the above scenario 10 years ago. 

Yeah, that's weird.

[El Squared 1813]

Tech beating us at home after a Baylor loss will be a banner itself. 

[alphahorn 1637]

Urban your turn!

[Radical Larry 28664]

“McRib is back”

[stork642 4500]

I don’t agree with a banner.  I think it’s akin to a two year old throwing a temper tantrum but if you insist on doing it...

The Jones’s Suck.   

[52-80 19263]

"We spent $20000 on this banner and all we got was a 6-4 season"

[NorthLoop 14251]

26 minutes ago, stork642 said:

I don’t agree with a banner. 

Nobody cares. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Tom Herman Killed 5 Hookers.  

[Bigbend1812 12942]

[DaggerHorns 3102]

Watch a winning program - UT Quidditch

[NeverMarryAStripper 21943]

LHB director is not our standard.

While I agree with this, as a problem I would have to rank it pretty far down the list

[stork642 4500]

10 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Tom Herman Killed 5 Hookers.  

Wouldn’t it be...Tom Herman Snorted Coke off of 5 Strippers?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

No Thanks Given.

[Horn80 6134]

“ Bevo Wept”

[dcar00 14378]

I know it is a bit long but how about "Mensa as an organization must suck if Tom Herman is a member!!"  2 exclamation points for added emphasis unless it puts us over budget.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

22 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Wouldn’t it be...Tom Herman Snorted Coke off of 5 Strippers?

No, because I admire him for that.  

[closetojumping 62883]

“Make it stop. “

”Please wake us from this nightmare”

”Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani!”

“Herman killed Epstein”

I don’t know. A banner, fully burdened cost, will be around $1500-$2000 max. We could just take that money and buy Zach Smith a plane ticket, some Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor, a spot at a hostel and pay the rest to him to beat Tom Herman into a vegetized coma. I think the latter would be a better use of resources. 

[TexArcher 38076]

Simplicity:

"Go away, Tom"

[El Squared 1813]

"Tom, you're  3 and out!"

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

“We’re Not Back.”

[Extra Anejo 99]

It's not good to win them all.

[Cajun 11750]

Winning Is Hard

[utee94 15868]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

“McRib is back”

Chomp.

[utee94 15868]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

"We spent $20000 on this banner and all we got was a 6-4 season"

We'll be 6-5 by then.  6-6 if it flies after the game.

[Gatorubet 30321]

"Herman knows the square root of fired"

[Murfdogg21 4431]

Only hire Urban if he brings along Tebow as morality compass

[Hagbard Celine 10935]

"We're not back" is the best so far, but it could be interpreted as taking a shot at the players.

 

WINNING IS HARD

 

Message targeted and delivered.

[EZ$ 2105]

“Leave us Michelle”

[orangecat92 306]

“Winning is hard, adios Tom”

 

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

"Ground Control to Mid-Major Tom"

Edited November 17, 2019 by clapclapclap
Your mojo's dead, there's something wrong

[closetojumping 62883]

6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

"Ground Control to Mid-Major Tom"

That’s pretty fucking good. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

Tom Herman Is A Narcissist 

or Turtle Tom is not our standard 

[MrBig 5444]

Less Kissing More Coaching

[orangecat92 306]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s pretty fucking good. 

I like this and then reporters try to make both Tom and cdc answer for it.   Ask both men what the banner means.  Combination of a banner and stadium half empty will get cdcs attention. 

[BigHorn'13 3387]

1 hour ago, El Squared said:

"Tom, you're  3 and out!"

Strong 

[Chooky 13319]

Tom Herman Came To Chew Bubble Gum. 

[Chooky 13319]

Not OK. Not Cool. Hook 'Em.

[BigHorn'13 3387]

"We Watched The Game, Tom. What Would You Say You Do Here?

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Tom Herman is a buddy fucker.  

[Hornius Emeritus 12491]

13 hours ago, mdmost said:

Sweet Christ, man. Texas hasn’t been its own standard since 2009 and you want to fly a banner?

Wouldn't it be far easier, and cheaper,  to just lower our "standard?"

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

“Make it stop. “

”Please wake us from this nightmare”

”Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani!”

“Herman killed Epstein”

I don’t know. A banner, fully burdened cost, will be around $1500-$2000 max. We could just take that money and buy Zach Smith a plane ticket, some Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor, a spot at a hostel and pay the rest to him to beat Tom Herman into a vegetized coma. I think the latter would be a better use of resources. 

@Lobwedgephil has some OG 4 Lokos

[CrownKing 55]

We’re a Volleyball School Now

[Cajun 11750]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That’s pretty fucking good. 

I dig it the most.

Gotta put an "OK Boomer" in there somewhere so the millenials will have something to latch onto.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Mensa!

Mensa has lower standards than Texas football.

[RomaVicta 30031]

No. It's premature and only indicative of Surly petulance.

Something has gone terrible wrong. Every game is a shit fight no matter the quality of the opponent. We lose to teams that should be out of the game by the fourth quarter. The locker room seems to be a mess. I don't look forward to games.

All true. 

I think Herman should get room to assess and adjust at least through discussions with the AD between the season and out crappy bowl game. If the plan to correct the course is not sufficient, then the AD should consider firing him. If the plan is promising, give him time.

A banner would embarrass me as a Longhorn and do no good. Show some restraint. Public observing that the program sucks right now is not exactly a revelation.

[Otter 51]

Alright, how about "Fix your staff or pack your shit"

[GTX Horn 1710]

"Longhorn Nation, We're baaaaaaack (to the Texas Bowl)"

[Scheiss Meister 8413]

I fully agree that flying a banner is a useless and embarrassing gesture, and oppose doing so.  That said, I am the kind of dumbass who has fun thinking of half-witty things to put on such a banner, so my suggestion is "Chris?  Tom?  WTF?"

[orangecat92 306]

1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I fully agree that flying a banner is a useless and embarrassing gesture, and oppose doing so.  That said, I am the kind of dumbass who has fun thinking of half-witty things to put on such a banner, so my suggestion is "Chris?  Tom?  WTF?"

I like this and at the end, “we’re a volleyball school”