Banner for the Tech game

[alphahorn 1637]

GoFundMe - Fire Tom - Goal $20 million

[MillerEP 30501]

People like rhymes the banner should say:

Fire Herman, offer Urban

[Iceman 2725]

Just make it all white.  Surrender. 

[Brothahorn 10087]

Fuck a banner, I'm close to shitting on the field in protest at halftime..who's with me?!

[Bateshorn 9942]

Fuck it, I’m in.  

[Bigjohns97 125]

SIAP

Fire Herman Hire Urban

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Fuck a banner, I'm close to shitting on the field in protest at halftime..who's with me?!

https://abcnews4.com/news/offbeat/pooping-tom-nj-superintendent-arrested-for-defecating-on-rival-schools-football-field

Pooping Tom: NJ superintendent charged with defecating on rival school's football field

[bigcigar 1165]

Can it just say Fuck you Tom Herman?

[Tracer Bullet 190]

"Fuck Herman, Hire Urban"

[BurntOrangeSatire, LLC 157]

forced

/fôrst/

Learn to pronounce

adjective

 

1. obtained or imposed by coercion or physical power.

[Bigbend1812 12939]

How about:

 

[Wishbone 4782]

“NEXT!”

 More economical, with the same impact as a long one.

[bschoolprof 6272]

"No half measures, Del Conte."

[Blotto 23579]

"Mensaaha..hahahahah ahahahha ah hah"

[Deej 76933]

How much would "Burn it down" cost?

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

This team fucking sucks.  

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

How big of a banner could it be if flown behind a C-5 Galaxy?

[DaggerHorns 3096]

Tech’s punter just had a longer pass than Sam did all game.

 

“Fuck My Life“ - every longhorn fan

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

This team fucking sucks.  

[Neonmoon 38130]

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

Tech’s punter just had a longer pass than Sam did all game.

 

“Fuck My Life“ - every longhorn fan

Spoiler alert. Sam isn’t that good 

[B00M 6465]

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Spoiler alert. Sam isn’t that good 

How good does the QB need to be to overcome these play calls?

[Rimbo 26125]

18 minutes ago, B00M said:

How good does the QB need to be to overcome these play calls?

[Caddox 952]

MICHELLE WILL U MARRY MEEEEEE?

[Skipper 6202]

Well  wasn't pro banner but after that shit show I'm not really anti anymore either.  

[The Tower 369]

fuck this.  i'm in. 

[El Diablo 4232]

7 hours ago, The Tower said:

fuck this.  i'm in out. 

And there's your banner.

[AnTiM 1670]

"Please stick it in hard, dry, big and deep because we are used to it"

[Bill Lumbergh 7186]

Anyone who was against this before, but isn't for it after yesterday, simply doesn't care if our program burns to the ground or not.

I'm in to donate if we do this. Just tell me how and where to send.

[Texas73 421]

I'll donate. I've been a season ticket holder since 1973 and the coaches we have now have to go now.  Next year is not acceptable. When your house is on fire you don't wait.

[MainBldg 99]

On 11/23/2019 at 7:02 AM, El Diablo said:

This would probably go over a lot of people's heads. (SWIDT)

 

 

Isn't the purpose of a banner to go over a lot of people's heads?

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

We may not need a banner when tech beats the shut out of us and half the team enters the portal at half time in front of 10s of fans 

[El Hornarino 374]

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We may not need a banner when tech beats the shut out of us and half the team enters the portal at half time in front of 10s of fans 

"We're Back to 0.500" in that case.

[DaggerHorns 3096]

12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Spoiler alert. Sam isn’t that good 

Of course, the tech punter is supposed to be better.

[2300 Nueces 163]

In honor of the genius banner I saw in 1994 circling the stadium the whole game.....  Dump Deloss and flush the John.  I will offer, "Pardon the turkey but kill the Tom."  Ta Da.....

Edited November 24, 2019 by 2300 Nueces

[Chooky 13319]

Tom Herman Defines "Strain"

[Goredho 17421]

How much to get the Blue Angels to smoke-draw goatse in the sky?

[taybo20 2878]

I’m in for the banner

[Mossyhorn 143]

I think the number of raider red’s in attendance, and the empty seats otherwise occupied by Burnt Orange, will speak volumes.

 But if I’m voting, it’s “FIRE STRONG”

[Tommy Shelby 188]

2 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

I think the number of raider red’s in attendance, and the empty seats otherwise occupied by Burnt Orange, will speak volumes.

 But if I’m voting, it’s “FIRE STRONG”

What makes you think a non bowl eligible Tech team has the fans to accomplish such a feat

[Fondren & Main 6742]

 

[Landomatic 3813]

22 hours ago, Bigjohns97 said:

Fire Herman Hire Urban

This is the only right answer.  Put me in for this.  Will start a tidal wave of media attention that someone will have to act on

Edited November 24, 2019 by Landomatic
And by someone I mean the BMDs

[atomheartbevo 89807]

Fuck Urban Meyer.

I want Mike Fucking Leach.

[Landomatic 3813]

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fuck Urban Meyer.

I want Mike Fucking Leach.

So you like continuing to suck dick huh?

[atomheartbevo 89807]

23 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

So you like continuing to suck dick huh?

So you think that only Urban Meyer can win here, huh?  You think that's the kind of pedigree we have?  

[Landomatic 3813]

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So you think that only Urban Meyer can win here, huh?  You think that's the kind of pedigree we have?  

Um yeah the last 15-20 years would say yeah.  Our “pedigree” is shit.  Wake up.  It’s 2020 and we suck.

Im not saying only Urban can win here, that would be as stupid as thinking we still have some kind of “pedigree” to hang our hat on.  And I’m not that stupid.  But he’s by far the safest bet of what’s available and it’s not even close.

But...but...but...let’s roll the dice again on some dude who’s never won a fucking thing worth any substance who has a nice little run or two at a G5.  Because we’ve got “pedigree” so this time will be different.

Pull your fucking head outa your ass.  People like you and the “we’re Texas” and “we’ve got pedigree” so we can magically turn shit into a national championship because we’re Texas mentality, are part of the problem.  Until that changes, we’ll continue to suck.

[clapclapclap 9000]

23 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Um yeah the last 15-20 years would say yeah.  Our “pedigree” is shit.  Wake up.  It’s 2020 and we suck.

Im not saying only Urban can win here, that would be as stupid as thinking we still have some kind of “pedigree” to hang our hat on.  And I’m not that stupid.  But he’s by far the safest bet of what’s available and it’s not even close.

But...but...but...let’s roll the dice again on some dude who’s never won a fucking thing worth any substance who has a nice little run or two at a G5.  Because we’ve got “pedigree” so this time will be different.

Pull your fucking head outa your ass.  People like you and the “we’re Texas” and “we’ve got pedigree” so we can magically turn shit into a national championship because we’re Texas mentality, are part of the problem.  Until that changes, we’ll continue to suck.

How is Chip Kelly doing at UCLA?

#TheOneThatGotAway

[Landomatic 3813]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

How is Chip Kelly doing at UCLA?

#TheOneThatGotAway

How is Charlie Strong doing at USF?  How is Tom Herman doing at Texas?  How is Mack Brown doing at NC?  How are UCLA and USF even remotely related to UT?  How is Urban fucking Meyer even remotely related to Chip Kelly, Charlie Strong or Tom Herman...or even Mack Brown?

[Hookah Horns 3083]

Herman is Suburban

[runthebone 8047]

6 hours ago, Landomatic said:

How is Charlie Strong doing at USF?  How is Tom Herman doing at Texas?  How is Mack Brown doing at NC?  How are UCLA and USF even remotely related to UT?  How is Urban fucking Meyer even remotely related to Chip Kelly, Charlie Strong or Tom Herman...or even Mack Brown?

That banner would be way too expensive.

[BurntOrange&White 40033]

Keep it simple


“FIRE TOM HERMAN”