Can we just hire a dickhead coach?

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Obviously once again Tom shits the bed, proving that we failed another G5 coach experiment. Last year's 10 win season, Big 12 CCG appearance and Sugar Bowl win all now seem to be fools gold. Now don't get me wrong, I wanted Tom to succeed here, same with Charlie when he was first hired. However, Tom, just like Charlie, has tripped over his dick and fallen flat on his face. Only difference is he doesn't have losing seasons. 

With that being said, can we just hire a complete dipshit like Jeff Fisher, Bret Bielema, or Bobby Petrino? That way I won't have any high hopes and can laugh when they inevitably shit the bed.

I've been drinking to forget today's game. 

[NorthLoop 14610]

Well there's dickheads who will kick your ass, and there's dickheads who will make fun of your sister and say their daddy will sue you and then cry when you slap them. 

 

We have one of those dickheads already. 

[USNALonghorn 5229]

“I wanted coach xxx to succeed here”

Why does that need to be said?? Doesn’t every Texas fan want their coach to succeed and get us back dominance? Who actually sees their team hire a new coach and say: “Man, I hope this guy tanks and wastes 3-5 years of my sports watching life”?

[NorthLoop 14610]

Also.. did you say Jeff Fisher? 

 

 

[Longboard Horn 41512]

Jeff Fisher?! Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Some may need to carefully reread what he wrote, or just ignore the thread if you are an Aspy.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13307]

Jeff Fisher? Wut? 

[suddenly shaggy 929]

It takes a very stupid point to beat out saying a school that employees Tom Herman should go out and hire a dickhead coach.

Saying we should hire Jeff Fisher is just such a point. 

[C-Man 27885]

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Can we just hire a dickhead coach?

Don't we already have one of those?