Cowboys @ Lions

[Drew 2331]

First they let him run wide open. Then they let him catch it.

[Drew 2331]

Cut him some slack, Aaron's balls feel differently than Dak's. 

He dropped a lot there too according to Sturm.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Thompson is as bad as Heath.

[dcar00 14030]

this is just ridiculous.  

[Chief21 49]

JFC

[Horn80 6075]

Dumbass

[Vic Mackey 46932]

Lulz. That catch and they get 15 extra. This defense fucking blows.

[Drew 2331]

Which safety is the aggy? Thought he had something...

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Winning is hard gents 

[Underdog 28445]

Dear God, please let it happen., Christmas comes early. 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

I gotta feel like a Pick or TD pass coming up. 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Collins killed both men

[Drew 2331]

Which safety is the aggy? Thought he had something...

Oh it’s Wilson. Put him in.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Finally they got to him

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Lol at white boy amendola trying to get his ass kicked 

[Horn80 6075]

No Austin on punt return.

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

No 3 and out come on 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

I used to think in this situation - run it the first two plays, but fuck it. Get some first downs - but start with a fake handoff, please

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

It's funny, the media narrative coming into the year was Dallas has the running game, the defense, the receivers, can Dak develop enough to get them over the hump.  10 games in, it's obvious Dak is up to the challenge and has actually carried this team as the running game is mediocre, the defense is shitty, and the coaching is sub standard.  Thank god for Dak and now he's going to get his 35 million and we still won't sniff the SB.

[Drew 2331]

I mean I never had any doubt the cowboys would win this. Just too much better.

But I’d have liked to see if a loss got Garrett fired.

[Vic Mackey 46932]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

It's funny, the media narrative coming into the year was Dallas has the running game, the defense, the receivers, can Dak develop enough to get them over the hump.  10 games in, it's obvious Dak is up to the challenge and has actually carried this team as the running game is mediocre, the defense is shitty, and the coaching is sub standard.  Thank god for Dak and now he's going to get his 35 million and we still won't sniff the SB.

Nope Dak is the worst QB in football. Mike White is the answer!!

[Drew 2331]

It's funny, the media narrative coming into the year was Dallas has the running game, the defense, the receivers, can Dak develop enough to get them over the hump.  10 games in, it's obvious Dak is up to the challenge and has actually carried this team as the running game is mediocre, the defense is shitty, and the coaching is sub standard.  Thank god for Dak and now he's going to get his 35 million and we still won't sniff the SB.

You’ve gone and done it...fired up the Futureman signal...

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

11 min in the box run into it. A nice an bootleg or safe out pass would have crushed them 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

11 min in the box run into it. A nice an bootleg or safe out pass would have crushed them 

Hahahaha that’s it man man 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

That's the way to pick up that first down. Don't wait til third down to do it

[Ghost of Shag 2578]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean I never had any doubt the cowboys would win this. Just too much better.

But I’d have liked to see if a loss got Garrett fired.

This honestly makes me question your sanity.

[Drew 2331]

Nope Dak is the worst QB in football. Mike White is the answer!!

Should look at my social media feed.

 

He’s not really that good because:

 

-he’s throwing to open WRs. That’s a negative apparently.

-Detroit sucks

-he had a couple of passes that were interceptable(no QB ever had those)

-Zeke showed he was the man with the 2tds today

-ect...

[Hagbard Celine 10751]

welp at least clappy doesn't go full thermensa and turtle when all you have to do to kill a game is get first downs.

[Vic Mackey 46932]

Well would you look at that. We just ended the game.

[Horn80 6075]

Great game Dak but the defense sucks.

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

So 500 yards of offense and more than 400 yards passing from Dak yet Dallas needed every inch of that production to beat a depleted and overmatched Detroit team because the special teams takes vacations, the $90M back fumbled on his first carry, and the defense can't get off the field.

[Vic Mackey 46932]

Just now, Drew said:

Should look at my social media feed.

He’s not really that good because:

-he’s throwing to open WRs.
-Detroit sucks
-he had a couple of passes that were interceptable(no QB ever had those)
-Zeke showed he was the man with the 2tds today
-ect...

You are friends with Futureman?

[Drew 2331]

This honestly makes me question your sanity.

Normally I’m screaming and pissed.

Not one thing today had me freaking out. A little despondent on a few plays. But that’s it.

Next week they lose. Maybe to Buffalo too.

[Deej 76542]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Should look at my social media feed.

He’s not really that good because:

-he’s throwing to open WRs.
-Detroit sucks
-he had a couple of passes that were interceptable(no QB ever had those)
-Zeke showed he was the man with the 2tds today
-ect...

You're only friends with Futureman on social media?

[Junior Miller 1502]

Great fake by Jarwin. 

Dak is legit. He's now got the big stats, terrible defense, and poor coaching around him. All he needs now to officially become Romo is to start acting like he's better than everyone else. 

[Drew 2331]

You are friends with Futureman?

Social media is full of Futuremans.

Also, is it a coincidence that once again Dak has a good game, they win, and he’s not been around?

[Deej 76542]

Just now, Drew said:

Social media is full of Futuremans.

Also, is it a coincidence that once again Dak has a good game, they win, and he’s not been around?

Shocked.

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

Dak is legit. He's now got the big stats, terrible defense, and poor coaching around him. All he needs now to officially become Romo is to start acting like he's better than everyone else. 

To be fair, Romo is a better color commentator than just about anyone else.

[Underdog 28445]

Dak's fine, just needs better coaching.  

[Ghost of Shag 2578]

15 minutes ago, Drew said:

Normally I’m screaming and pissed.

Not one thing today had me freaking out. A little despondent on a few plays. But that’s it.

Next week they lose. Maybe to Buffalo too.

You’re telling me that going into this game you never doubted the Cowboys would win?

Have you already forgotten the Jets game, who the coach is, who the owner is, etc...

Listen I’m not bagging on you. I’m a fan too. But any Cowboys fan I know who knows anything about this franchise never counted this as a sure win.

[Underdog 28445]

We can all agree that was an atrocious Uniform game...  the fuck was the NFL thinking. 

[Iceman 2639]

26 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean I never had any doubt the cowboys would win this. Just too much better.

But I’d have liked to see if a loss got Garrett fired.

There is ZERO chance that would have happened.

Hell, he should be fired for the win...  a 7 point win over a team with a scrub QB?

 

Seriously?

[Iceman 2639]

19 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dak's fine, just needs better coaching.  

trade deadline already passed, yo...

[Underdog 28445]

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

trade deadline already passed, yo...

You done used that joke the other night, move on. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

That catch by Zeke for the TD was a thing of beauty. Turned on the game in time to see that. As a non-Cowboys/Texans fan, it was nice to see. 

[Iceman 2639]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

You done used that joke the other night, move on. 

still absolutely applies.  If Dak needs more coaching, it won't be on the fucking Cowboy sidelines.

[Underdog 28445]

Oh, you were serious?   I think JG is gone unless Dallas makes a deep PO run and most of us know that's not happening.  

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Just now, Underdog said:

Oh, you were serious?   I think JG is gone unless Dallas makes a deep PO run and most of us know that's not happening.  

I’m starting to think they’ll find a way to keep him if we win the division. At that point his narrative will be “this team has won more games than any team in the NFC heading into this year, and now we’re back to back NFC east champs with a few ‘fluky’ losses”.

I’m just saying, brace yourself. You know Jerry wants to keep him. I think even if we’re 1 and done, that narrative will be enough in Jerry’s mind to keep him around. And the wheels will keep spinning. 

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I’m starting to think they’ll find a way to keep him if we win the division. At that point his narrative will be “this team has won more games than any team in the NFC heading into this year, and now we’re back to back NFC east champs with a few ‘fluky’ losses”.

I’m just saying, brace yourself. You know Jerry wants to keep him. I think even if we’re 1 and done, that narrative will be enough in Jerry’s mind to keep him around. And the wheels will keep spinning. 

I hate to agree with this, but can't find any reason not to.

Fuck you anyway, tho.

[Iceman 2639]

jerry likes him.

That's ALL that fucking matters.  It's the only vote.