11/17 NFL thread

[spystud13 2,371]

Holy fuck, this is awful. 

[Horn80 6,361]

I think every Bear defender point.  Never seen that.  Hilarious 

[spystud13 2,371]

Hey, something happened! 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

I swear that’s one of the weirdest rules in football. If he fumbles that ball a few inches inside the pylon, it’s bears ball. But no, down at the 1

[Horn80 6,361]

That TD was Gurley effort not the O-line.

[NAVY 6,972]

9 and 1. Go SF ! 

[spystud13 2,371]

At least Tarik showed up tonight. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,292]

And of course I sat Cohen in favor of Fournette. Serves me right 

[UpperWestside 6,285]

The Rams should've went for it on that 4th down. McVay is a coward for not going for it. It gave the Bears a chance to get a foothold in this game and they did just that.

[UpperWestside 6,285]

I liked McVay last year, but it seems that Greg Davis has control of his body. Running there was comical. 

[spystud13 2,371]

That 3rd & 1 play was fucking AWFUL. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,533]

Just now, spystud13 said:

That 3rd & 1 play was fucking AWFUL. 

One of the worst in recent memory. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,292]

Who the shit is Chicago's OC? He's GDGD bad 

[Horn80 6,361]

3 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

That 3rd & 1 play was fucking AWFUL. 

When they play was over, I thought it was just like Texas last offensive series against Iowa St.  

[Firemans4Horn 18,533]

Goff is dogshit. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,533]

6 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

That 3rd & 1 play was fucking AWFUL. 

On second thought, Trubisky’s complete lack of trying to run the option killed that play from the start. 

[UpperWestside 6,285]

Screen on 3rd and 10. Boy wonder just can't figure out 3rd down. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,985]

nailbiter into the 4th. this rivals last weeks cowboys/vikes game

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

How many Michael Thomases (Thomasii?) are in this league?

[spystud13 2,371]

Another incredible 3rd down play, but bailed the fuck out. 

[Horn80 6,361]

Bears offense is inept.

[Radical Larry 28,826]

Did everyone on the field hit the LA clubs last night?

[spystud13 2,371]

Spoiler

Yet another failed 3rd & short. 

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,985]

hahaha 

 

flag down

[spystud13 2,371]

Ha, immediately after Collinsworth said they don’t have a deep threat. 

 

Don’t matter though. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,292]

Daaaaayum 

[spystud13 2,371]

Hook ‘em! 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,292]

Way to go, Malcolm 🤘

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,985]

Mitchy, mitchymitchymitchy mitchy is going to need to go into GOAT mode to get this back to a 3 pt game

[Radical Larry 28,826]

Booger Daniel in for Trubisky

[spystud13 2,371]

Mitch got benched. 

[Dr Fear 1,290]

Mitchy, mitchymitchymitchy mitchy is going to need to go into GOAT mode to get this back to a 3 pt game

Hard to do from the bench. Chase Daniel is at QB.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,985]

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Mitchy, mitchymitchymitchy mitchy is going to need to go into GOAT mode to get this back to a 3 pt game

this post aged well

[spystud13 2,371]

Um, that was dumb, Chase. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

And that’s the end of the Trubisky era in Chicago. He’ll make for a fine backup and be in the league for the next 12 years 

[Radical Larry 28,826]

Get Rex Grossman on the phone now!

[Horn80 6,361]

Turbusky got $110 million guaranteed money to sit out.  Ok.

[Dewey 3,333]

Like the Bears GM making notes, like what the fuck do you have to write down?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,985]

lmao

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Just now, Dewey said:

Like the Bears GM making notes, like what the fuck do you have to write down?

Haha i was just thinking the same thing. I’m just picturing him writing “god damnit, I fucked this up so bad”

[Stunns38 3,805]

Time to focus on basketball (Horns and Bears fan here).

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,985]

that was the quietest I've ever heard a stadium be after a home team won a NFL game. what a morgue.

[Radical Larry 28,826]

"Hip injury" for Trubisky.

[Dewey 3,333]

Make sure he knows he has a hip injury 

[runthebone 8,380]

Just remember that the Bears traded up from 3 to 2 for Trubisky, worried that someone else would take him

 

[runthebone 8,380]

The Mitch Trubisky who didn't do shit in college then suddenly became the top QB in the draft

[spystud13 2,371]

5 hours ago, runthebone said:

Last second TD critical in Niners game, 10 point spread

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The ending of the San Francisco 49ers-Arizona Cardinals game on Sunday produced a "worst-case scenario" for Caesars Sportsbook -- as well as for some Cardinals bettors.

The 49ers opened as 13.5-point favorites at Caesars Sportsbook but closed as 10-point favorites. At other Vegas sportsbooks, the spread closed at 49ers -9.5.

Down 30-26 with two seconds left at their 22-yard line, the Cardinals attempted a lateral that led to a sequence in which the 49ers recovered a fumble for a touchdown. The NFL changed its extra-point rule in 2018 (in the offseason after the Minneapolis Miracle), so the 49ers did not have to line up to potentially kick the extra point after time expired, making the final score 36-26.

For Caesars, it was a "worst-case scenario," according to director of trading Jeff Davis.

"We needed the Cardinals to lose by more than 10 since no parlays lost and Arizona backers at more than 10 didn't lose," Davis told ESPN in an email. "San Francisco by four was no good, but by 10 was worse. We needed [the 49ers] by 11 or more."

The Cardinals built up a 16-0 lead in the first half and were winning 26-23 with 31 seconds left in the game before surrendering a touchdown and fumbling the kickoff to the 49ers. San Francisco ran four plays to make Arizona use its timeouts and gave the ball back to the Cardinals with six seconds left, setting up the ensuing touchdown.

"It just didn't work out [that] way, but I'm pretty sure some people in Vegas were happy," Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald said of what went wrong on the final play.

The damage wasn't as bad at other sportsbooks.

"Our action was split fairly evenly between 49ers -10.5 and -10," Matt Chaparales, head of content at PointsBet, told ESPN. "Our line never touched 49ers -9.5, so a good chunk of clients survived and cashed their tickets while the rest had to settle for a tough push."

DraftKings told ESPN that 60% of bets and 61% of the handle were on the Cardinals, mostly at Arizona +10. The play didn't cause a big swing at the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook.

The Cardinals were tied with the Green Bay Packers as the NFL's best team against the spread, at 7-3, entering Week 11. They fell to 7-3-1.

 

[Iceman 2,983]

7 hours ago, Dewey said:

Like the Bears GM making notes, like what the fuck do you have to write down?

Phone number for driving Joey Knish's truck in the city.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

9 hours ago, Dewey said:

Make sure he knows he has a hip injury 

Listening to Mitch and Nagy talk about it in the postgame was hilarious. Get your story straight if you’re going to fake an injury haha. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

 

the redskins are an abomination. They’re the new Browns, but maybe more dysfunctional.