Our analysts are better coaches than the bastards we currently employ...

[Fondren & Main 6918]

If we can’t hire Urban then:

QB - promote Fedora to QB coach and play caller
RB - fire Drayton/hire Samples
WR - move Beck here and give Co-coordinator title
TE - promote Beaty
OL - keep Hand here
DL - keep Giles, but only responsible for DE’s.  Go get Bo Davis back to coach DT’s.
LB/DC - hire Muschamp
DB’s - Fire Naivar and Washington and hire Akina.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Is Greg Robinson still alive?

[BurntOrange&White 42028]

Get rid of beck. He’s shit

[Surly Bevo 25909]

The out and out illogical desperate grasping at straws of the OP makes me very very sad for what's become of us.  

[Fondren & Main 6918]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

The out and out illogical desperate grasping at straws of the OP makes me very very sad for what's become of us.  

Well, I’d prefer firing Tom and hiring Urban.  Texas has underachieved for far too long and that includes Mack’s magical run before it all cratered.

[Blanton 170]

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

The out and out illogical desperate grasping at straws of the OP makes me very very sad for what's become of us.  

This is so out of touch with reality, but can you really blame us as fans? We've been put through the fuckin' ringer this decade. 

Replaying 2006 Rose Bowl and hittin' the pipe is no way to go through life

[BrazilHorn 6859]

The analysts are scrub losers from shit teams that were fired for sucking at their job. 
 

although I guess in land of the blind a one-eyed man is king. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13308]

Whatever we have to do, we NEED to hire Samples. He can't be any worse than the shit we have on staff. Of course, Tom will fuck this up because that's what he does. 

[Slacks 7101]

If we can’t hire Urban then:
QB - promote Fedora to QB coach and play caller
RB - fire Drayton/hire Samples
WR - move Beck here and give Co-coordinator title
TE - promote Beaty
OL - keep Hand here
DL - keep Giles, but only responsible for DE’s.  Go get Bo Davis back to coach DT’s.
LB/DC - hire Muschamp
DB’s - Fire Naivar and Washington and hire Akina.

So, go get guys we've had on defenses that didn't suck... And how the offense doesn't suck.

[TriStone 1724]

36 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

The analysts are scrub losers from shit teams that were fired for sucking at their job. 

🙄

They were fired for failing in head coaching jobs ... which they got by being pretty damn good in assistant roles.  F&M didn't suggest any of these names as head coach.  There's nothing wrong with his OP except for the fact that we'd never make such drastic changes because We're Texas and you can't have top notch academics AND top notch athletics.  Just can't do it.

Edited November 17, 2019 by TriStone

[dcar00 15052]

I'm wondering if the buyouts of these analysts get compromised if they take a coordinator/assistant job.

[Fondren & Main 6918]

4 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I'm wondering if the buyouts of these analysts get compromised if they take a coordinator/assistant job.

We don’t want to win.  If we did then we’d offset that by paying them.  Instead, we pay our DC top 5 money to produce bottom 5 result.  Like you can’t make this shit up.  It’s totally absurd.  Now I’m getting pissed again! 😡😡😡

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Is there anyone in prison we could bring on as part of a work release deal?  That’d be better.

[NoName 17252]

16 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I'm wondering if the buyouts of these analysts get compromised if they take a coordinator/assistant job.

almost everyone has offset language in contracts these days. so their buyouts aren't technically "compromised"

[nunna yo bizness 1690]

21 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Is Greg Robinson still alive?

Does it matter?  Either way he'd be better than what we have now.

[Fondren & Main 6918]

6 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Does it matter?  Either way he'd be better than what we have now.

Leon Fuller is still alive as well.

[EZ$ 2131]

We can hire Earl Campbell as a recruiting analyst to find the best black QBs in the land.