11.18.19 Coach Herman press conference (noon)

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

 

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Welcome to the meltdown

 

No pics today, severe case of the Mondays

 

Edited November 18, 2019 by bigup2dahorns

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

technical difficulties today, one pic up

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[El Hornarino 371]

Is the goal to be 1-0 this week?

Is the team full of energy, and working really, really hard?

Tune in later to find out.

[campcrunk 2350]

"tHe SuN cAmE Up ToDaY!!1"

[Mother mopar 3304]

Winning is really really hard, especially on the road.

[mdmost 42869]

You look at Baylor over there and it's just all about the tradition of Coach Rhule looking like he's about to have some dental x-rays done at any moment since he's already wearing the lead apron. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

RUNNY EGGS!!!!!!

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Current Vegas line shows Baylor favored by 4 with over/under at 59 1/2

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Hoping for Seppuku.

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

Herman:

"If you want proof how this team is doing- watch the games."

Nueces River Rat if he could be there:

" Yea I'm watching the games and you suck."

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

"Coach, you won 54% of your games your first season, 71% last year, and 60% this year. Your overall winning percentage is 62%. Do you think that's good enough for the University of Texas, do you think it's good enough for someone earning your salary, and what do you think an appropriate winning percentage IS for Texas football? Leaving aside anything else, at what frequency do you legitimately think Texas should win football games over the course of three years?" 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

and then the same fucking question for Chris Fucking Del Conte

[hookem17 485]

Someone better read this tweet to that bitch and ask him again why the team starts so slow every week. 

[Guest Lobo]

You’re the seventh highest paid coach in college football and maybe the seventh best coach in your conference.  Does that seem okay to you?   

[SuperSport 1333]

5 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Someone better read this tweet to that bitch and ask him again why the team starts so slow every week. 

"...two of which were called on a drive where you had the opportunity to run out the clock, and failed miserably/predictably."

Herman is a fraud until proven otherwise.

[Loco 3752]

29 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You look at Baylor over there and it's just all about the tradition of Coach Rhule looking like he's about to have some dental x-rays done at any moment since he's already wearing the lead apron. 

He looks like the manager of the towel/dryoff team at a carwash in the seedy party of town

[Huckleberry 32710]

43 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Will be forgotten by many because of the shit show, but that was one of the greatest touchdown catches I've ever seen.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I usually avoid these, but I gotta admit I may check this one out. 

 

Setting up for likely disappointment, but there's a chance...

[Neonmoon 38127]

Kirk Bowls right now is trying think of a question that not only makes Herman look bad, but more importantly to that cunt, makes Texas look bad. 

Let's see what he comes up with

[Longboard Horn 40164]

35 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Hoping for Seppuku.

Must regain honor! 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

just wanted to mention you're a sick fuck if you're planning on tuning in to this.

[Longboard Horn 40164]

Hoping someone asks Tom if they’re ever gonna have a Friday practice instead of playing wiffle ball and doing that family Friday bullshit.

[Skipper 6105]

4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I usually avoid these, but I gotta admit I may check this one out. 

 

Setting up for likely disappointment, but there's a chance...

Depends on what you're looking for.  I think it's going to be a bloodbath.   It's literally impossible to win today's press conference and satisfy this fan base without announcing there will be major coaching changes this off season which has zero chance of happening at this point regardless of whether decisions have been made.  And I have a feeling some of the media will turn on him and actually ask some tough questions for a change.  He's going to have to sit there and take it and somehow try to come off not seeming like an arrogant asshole.  Which is impossible for him.  I predict he goes through a minimum of 3 waters.  Should be fun.

[Wally Pryor 5244]

Bet the first question isn't asked by Ced Golden.

[Mother mopar 3304]

Bianco will make sure the tough questions don't get asked.

[horngasm2020 116]

someone please ask him why plays that don't work get called over and over and over...

[MirrOlure 14638]

Kirk Bowls right now is trying think of a question that not only makes Herman look bad, but more importantly to that cunt, makes Texas look bad. 
Let's see what he comes up with

That’s an easy one: “Tom, can you talk about the game last Saturday?”

[Wally Pryor 5244]

25 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Will be forgotten by many because of the shit show, but that was one of the greatest touchdown catches I've ever seen.

Yes, it was outstanding. 

[ClubWhatever 12087]

56 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Herman:

"If you want proof how this team is doing- watch the games."

Nueces River Rat if he could be there:

" Yea I'm watching the games and you suck."

Credentials revoked

[hornhorn 100]

48 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

"Coach, you won 54% of your games your first season, 71% last year, and 60% this year. Your overall winning percentage is 62%. Do you think that's good enough for the University of Texas, do you think it's good enough for someone earning your salary, and what do you think an appropriate winning percentage IS for Texas football? Leaving aside anything else, at what frequency do you legitimately think Texas should win football games over the course of three years?" 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

 

59 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

"Coach, you won 54% of your games your first season, 71% last year, and 60% this year. Your overall winning percentage is 62%. Do you think that's good enough for the University of Texas, do you think it's good enough for someone earning your salary, and what do you think an appropriate winning percentage IS for Texas football? Leaving aside anything else, at what frequency do you legitimately think Texas should win football games over the course of three years?" 

"Haven't thought about it.  Next question."

[ClubWhatever 12087]

4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

 

"Haven't thought about it.  Next question."

That will never be the standard in this program.  I can promise you nobody has higher expectations than the coaches and players in this building.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

"if you watched the game you would know that we were gonna win but the players got an offsides penalty. The loss is on them" /mensa

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

9 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

 

"Haven't thought about it.  Next question."

I strenuously object!

[Let 'Em Hang 27]

Major respect to you guys that are actually going to listen to this PC.....I'd like to say I will tune in, but every time I see or hear that mouthbrooder I just want to strangle him, and end up popping blood pressure meds like Skittles.....

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Major respect to you guys that are actually going to listen to this PC.....I'd like to say I will tune in, but every time I see or hear that mouthbrooder I just want to strangle him, and end up popping blood pressure meds like Skittles.....

Username checks out

[FloridaHorn 4735]

19 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

"if you watched the game you would know that we were gonna win but the players got an offsides penalty. The loss is on them" /mensa

This, in some form, is the correct answer. I will be shocked if Tom doesn’t place the blame on that one mistake.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[Js1 85142]

50 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

That’s an easy one: “Tom, can you talk about the game last Saturday?”

"I have some lowlights of the game on my phone, let's review them" 

[ClubWhatever 12087]

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

He will never admit he was wrong.

[Js1 85142]

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

First down - player's fault

Second down - multiple player's fault

Third down - Duv's fault

Conclusion: not Tom;s fault. 

[Hook1997 5291]

Someone ask him why except for the last drive in the first half, anyone who watches Texas football knew what play they were going to run a majority of that time......

[David Dennison 18667]

10 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

What an asshole.

[horngasm2020 116]

"we have to run the ball to end the game"

 

he should be fired just for saying that.

[Auto Driller 2504]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

That’s an easy one: “Tom, can you talk about the game last Saturday?”

“I don’t know, I’d have to go back and watch the film.”

or

”I literally don’t know who we played last week. You guys think I’m joking but I’m not. I had to ask my assistant coaches who we played last week.”

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

8 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

--Thumbs forward, then backward through rule book.  Scratches head.  Starts over again.--

I must be missimg it.  Where in the rules does it say you HAVE to run the ball to end the game.

[Jersey Man10 3508]

You play to WIN the game not END it you fucking asshole.

[DanTheHorn 4902]

Reading a few articles and looking at a few opinion videos. We are once again the butt of everyone's freaking jokes.

[Huckleberry 32710]

13 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I can actually understand why they wouldn't ask it, but the right question to ask in response to this (trying hard not to do so in a mocking tone) would be something like:

"Coach Herman, do you think that when Iowa State's defensive staff saw your players come out for that drive in 11 personnel and a power run formation that they were worried or happy?"

Also, that's bullshit that Duvernay dropping the pass was the issue on 3rd and 10. Here's a look at the situation when he would have completed a catch: