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"Coach, you won 54% of your games your first season, 71% last year, and 60% this year. Your overall winning percentage is 62%. Do you think that's good enough for the University of Texas, do you think it's good enough for someone earning your salary, and what do you think an appropriate winning percentage IS for Texas football? Leaving aside anything else, at what frequency do you legitimately think Texas should win football games over the course of three years?" 

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You’re the seventh highest paid coach in college football and maybe the seventh best coach in your conference.  Does that seem okay to you?   

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5 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Someone better read this tweet to that bitch and ask him again why the team starts so slow every week. 

"...two of which were called on a drive where you had the opportunity to run out the clock, and failed miserably/predictably."

Herman is a fraud until proven otherwise.

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29 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You look at Baylor over there and it's just all about the tradition of Coach Rhule looking like he's about to have some dental x-rays done at any moment since he's already wearing the lead apron. 

He looks like the manager of the towel/dryoff team at a carwash in the seedy party of town

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Kirk Bowls right now is trying think of a question that not only makes Herman look bad, but more importantly to that cunt, makes Texas look bad. 

Let's see what he comes up with

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4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I usually avoid these, but I gotta admit I may check this one out. 

 

Setting up for likely disappointment, but there's a chance...

Depends on what you're looking for.  I think it's going to be a bloodbath.   It's literally impossible to win today's press conference and satisfy this fan base without announcing there will be major coaching changes this off season which has zero chance of happening at this point regardless of whether decisions have been made.  And I have a feeling some of the media will turn on him and actually ask some tough questions for a change.  He's going to have to sit there and take it and somehow try to come off not seeming like an arrogant asshole.  Which is impossible for him.  I predict he goes through a minimum of 3 waters.  Should be fun.

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Kirk Bowls right now is trying think of a question that not only makes Herman look bad, but more importantly to that cunt, makes Texas look bad. 
Let's see what he comes up with

That’s an easy one: “Tom, can you talk about the game last Saturday?”
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56 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Herman:

"If you want proof how this team is doing- watch the games."

Nueces River Rat if he could be there:

" Yea I'm watching the games and you suck."

Credentials revoked

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48 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

"Coach, you won 54% of your games your first season, 71% last year, and 60% this year. Your overall winning percentage is 62%. Do you think that's good enough for the University of Texas, do you think it's good enough for someone earning your salary, and what do you think an appropriate winning percentage IS for Texas football? Leaving aside anything else, at what frequency do you legitimately think Texas should win football games over the course of three years?" 

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59 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

"Coach, you won 54% of your games your first season, 71% last year, and 60% this year. Your overall winning percentage is 62%. Do you think that's good enough for the University of Texas, do you think it's good enough for someone earning your salary, and what do you think an appropriate winning percentage IS for Texas football? Leaving aside anything else, at what frequency do you legitimately think Texas should win football games over the course of three years?" 

"Haven't thought about it.  Next question."

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4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

 

"Haven't thought about it.  Next question."

That will never be the standard in this program.  I can promise you nobody has higher expectations than the coaches and players in this building.

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Major respect to you guys that are actually going to listen to this PC.....I'd like to say I will tune in, but every time I see or hear that mouthbrooder I just want to strangle him, and end up popping blood pressure meds like Skittles.....

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Major respect to you guys that are actually going to listen to this PC.....I'd like to say I will tune in, but every time I see or hear that mouthbrooder I just want to strangle him, and end up popping blood pressure meds like Skittles.....


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19 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

"if you watched the game you would know that we were gonna win but the players got an offsides penalty. The loss is on them" /mensa

This, in some form, is the correct answer. I will be shocked if Tom doesn’t place the blame on that one mistake.

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50 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


That’s an easy one: “Tom, can you talk about the game last Saturday?”

"I have some lowlights of the game on my phone, let's review them" 

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1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:


That’s an easy one: “Tom, can you talk about the game last Saturday?”

“I don’t know, I’d have to go back and watch the film.”

or

”I literally don’t know who we played last week. You guys think I’m joking but I’m not. I had to ask my assistant coaches who we played last week.”

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13 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I can actually understand why they wouldn't ask it, but the right question to ask in response to this (trying hard not to do so in a mocking tone) would be something like:

"Coach Herman, do you think that when Iowa State's defensive staff saw your players come out for that drive in 11 personnel and a power run formation that they were worried or happy?"

Also, that's bullshit that Duvernay dropping the pass was the issue on 3rd and 10. Here's a look at the situation when he would have completed a catch:

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