Some little shit dog...

[Slacks 6870]

Just attacked my Pit Bull mix, Snax, while my wife was walking our two dogs...

 

Snax and Bella were leashed.... The little fucking dog is always in his driveway loose.... Always fucking with people... Wife didnt let the leash go, so Snax got bit on the face and foot... Then he chewed through the leash (because wife uses the thin shitty ass retractable leash) and chased the dog into his house... (I guess the door was open). Wife ran after Snax and got him before he could do Pit Bull things.

 

AITA for wanting to walk the dog now? Shit would have been different if it were me.

 

And fuck small aggressive dogs and their shitty owners for pretending their dogs arent fucking terrors... That dog is always starting shit. I hope Snax got a couple bites on his ass...

 

But everyone would be crying if Snax fucked that dog up like he should have.

 

I should rescue lions... But I dont like cats... Well... Most cats.

[LW Goatman 1125]

I've got a maine coon that is really a badass, so i like both cats and dogs.

[txhorns 2413]

About a month ago I was walking my golden retriever in my neighborhood.  We are walking past a house and a pit mix busts through the glass door to come charging at my dog in the street.  Pit gets to us and starts aggressively sniffing my dog, then starts going after my dog's face/neck area.  I start kicking the pit in the face to get her to stop.  Finally the owner comes running out but is yelling at me for kicking her dog.  She was threatening to call the cops on me.  I didn't give a shit and told her so.  She eventually dragged her dog inside while still yelling at me.  Guy across the street was outside and saw the whole thing.  He walked over after and told me to have the cops come talk to him if she really called them.

[TrashMaster G 17627]

1 hour ago, Snacks said:

 

Just attacked my Pit Bull mix, Snax, while my wife was walking our two dogs...

 

Snax and Bella were leashed.... The little fucking dog is always in his driveway loose.... Always fucking with people... Wife didnt let the leash go, so Snax got bit on the face and foot... Then he chewed through the leash (because wife uses the thin shitty ass retractable leash) and chased the dog into his house... (I guess the door was open). Wife ran after Snax and got him before he could do Pit Bull things.

 

AITA for wanting to walk the dog now? Shit would have been different if it were me.

 

And fuck small aggressive dogs and their shitty owners for pretending their dogs arent fucking terrors... That dog is always starting shit. I hope Snax got a couple bites on his ass...

 

But everyone would be crying if Snax fucked that dog up like he should have.

 

I should rescue lions... But I dont like cats... Well... Most cats.

 

Pics of wife?

[Pato del Muerto 52616]

@Snacks I wouldn’t be crying if your dog tore that dog to pieces. 
 

I can’t stand people who think they have the right to not be in control of their dog because “it’s friendly.”  I shouldn’t have to wrestle with my 125 lb dog on a leash to protect your dog. My dog doesn’t understand you yelling that he’s nice, my dog is on a leash away from home so he’s already on guard, any my dog might just decide to defend himself or us against the dog running at us. 

[El Diablo 4232]

Danger and Snax in the same post and it was intelligible.

[crash_davis 23115]

There should be a test for people who want to have kids. They must first raise a dog. If they can't raise a dog correctly, there's no f'ing way they will raise a child who won't grow up to be an asshole to society.

In fact, if they can't raise a dog correctly, the government should neuter them. This is especially true for the f'ing assholes who leave poop bags all over the greenbelt.

[workswithseed 2119]

Was Snax wearing gray pants?

[immortal13 4059]

Get a decent leash. It's a fucking pit bull

[Jerry Callo 8734]

I bet yappy dog lady's retelling of the story on the NextDoor is quite different.

[El Diablo 4232]

17 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Get a decent leash. It's a fucking pit bull

Feat. Ludacris

[Prepuce of Doom 21106]

Dale! 

[Deej 76946]

[Deej 76946]

4 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

I've got a maine coon 

That's racist.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9358]

3 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Was Snax wearing gray pants slacks?

Gotta call ya out. The devil's in the details.

 

Glad you, your dog, and your certainly hot wife are all safe, snacks. Fuck yippy little dogs.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

We have a 7 lb Yorkie with a protective streak who challenges anyone, other than family, who comes to the house. Seldom a day goes by that I’m not thankful she doesn’t weigh 50 lbs. That would be pure havoc. 

[RoundRobin 828]

FINANCIAL TIMES!!!!

[Slacks 6870]

Was Snax wearing gray pants?

He will be next time.

[Slacks 6870]

Get a decent leash. It's a fucking pit bull

You married?

I have three leashes that will hold him... But the woman thinks retractable is easy. No shit... Because it sucks.

[Slacks 6870]

I bet yappy dog lady's retelling of the story on the NextDoor is quite different.

Old man... Not on next door.

He knows his dog is a freak... But he still lets him roam free... Like he wants him dead.

[burntorangebongos 10752]

So did she learn her lesson about using the right leash yet? This is the teachable moment if you don't get too dicky about it and rub her nose in the dumb she did too much. 

This was a scary experience and when you are calm, ask her if she loves your dog. Because if so, then she needs to use the right tools with him, period. Then hug the bitch close and tell her that you are glad she didn't get hurt. Do it like you are more worried about her than your dog. You can score ass AND get your way if you use the right tone. Tone matters to bitches....so good luck. If you have already yelled at her and got all up in her face then, wait for another day cuz bitch will shut down on you now. 

 

[Armybrat 40920]

About 25 years ago Mrs. Brat’s cousin had a large German Shepherd. A friend dropped off her little yappy dog to stay for the weekend while she flew to Vegas.

yappy little dog apparently annoyed big GS too much and became a lunch entree. GS ate the entire yappy dog. Shit the collar a few days later after the friend returned from Vegas.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I have a little neighbor dog that normally Is pretty nice.  He's my alarm if anyone on the cul de sac approaches the house.  But that little shit pisses on my holiday inflatables and every single tire it every car on the block.

[immortal13 4059]

56 minutes ago, Snacks said:

You married?

I have three leashes that will hold him... But the woman thinks retractable is easy. No shit... Because it sucks.

Throw the yorkie leashes away

[elfenix 34338]

retractable leashes suck balls. 

[RollLeft 5045]

9 hours ago, Snacks said:

 

Just attacked my Pit Bull mix, Snax, while my wife was walking our two dogs...

 

Snax and Bella were leashed.... The little fucking dog is always in his driveway loose.... Always fucking with people... Wife didnt let the leash go, so Snax got bit on the face and foot... Then he chewed through the leash (because wife uses the thin shitty ass retractable leash) and chased the dog into his house... (I guess the door was open). Wife ran after Snax and got him before he could do Pit Bull things.

 

AITA for wanting to walk the dog now? Shit would have been different if it were me.

 

And fuck small aggressive dogs and their shitty owners for pretending their dogs arent fucking terrors... That dog is always starting shit. I hope Snax got a couple bites on his ass...

 

But everyone would be crying if Snax fucked that dog up like he should have.

 

I should rescue lions... But I dont like cats... Well... Most cats.

 

More often than not, both the dog and its owners are shitty.  

[Stormandy 2]

8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

There should be a test for people who want to have kids. They must first raise a dog. If they can't raise a dog correctly, there's no f'ing way they will raise a child who won't grow up to be an asshole to society.

In fact, if they can't raise a dog correctly, the government should neuter them. This is especially true for the f'ing assholes who leave poop bags all over the greenbelt.

I am sorry, but I can't support the use of dogs for your test to see if people can parent. You can use cats if you must, but no dog deserves that.

[crash_davis 23115]

9 hours ago, Stormandy said:

I am sorry, but I can't support the use of dogs for your test to see if people can parent. You can use cats if you must, but no dog deserves that.

assholes are already owning and poorly raising dogs. might as well stop the harm there, if you can.

[TrashMaster G 17627]

12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

About 25 years ago Mrs. Brat’s cousin had a large German Shepherd. A friend dropped off her little yappy dog to stay for the weekend while she flew to Vegas.

yappy little dog apparently annoyed big GS too much and became a lunch entree. GS ate the entire yappy dog. Shit the collar a few days later after the friend returned from Vegas.

Wow.  That must have led to an uncomfortable conversation with the friend.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21943]

12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

About 25 years ago Mrs. Brat’s cousin had a large German Shepherd. A friend dropped off her little yappy dog to stay for the weekend while she flew to Vegas.

yappy little dog apparently annoyed big GS too much and became a lunch entree. GS ate the entire yappy dog. Shit the collar a few days later after the friend returned from Vegas.

This probably makes me a bad person, but that story made me laugh

[Armybrat 40920]

I laughed too, and got a lot of tone from the cousin when she told the story.

[StruggleBus 3922]

20 hours ago, Snacks said:

 

Just attacked my Pit Bull mix, Snax, while my wife was walking our two dogs...

 

Snax and Bella were leashed.... The little fucking dog is always in his driveway loose.... Always fucking with people... Wife didnt let the leash go, so Snax got bit on the face and foot... Then he chewed through the leash (because wife uses the thin shitty ass retractable leash) and chased the dog into his house... (I guess the door was open). Wife ran after Snax and got him before he could do Pit Bull things.

 

AITA for wanting to walk the dog now? Shit would have been different if it were me.

 

And fuck small aggressive dogs and their shitty owners for pretending their dogs arent fucking terrors... That dog is always starting shit. I hope Snax got a couple bites on his ass...

 

But everyone would be crying if Snax fucked that dog up like he should have.

 

I should rescue lions... But I dont like cats... Well... Most cats.

 

Sounds like you have the worst pit bull ever

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

There are very few small dog owners whose phone calls I will return.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There are very few small dog owners whose phone calls I will return.

That should be on a T-shirt.

[Agent 13 314]

15 hours ago, Armybrat said:

About 25 years ago Mrs. Brat’s cousin had a large German Shepherd. A friend dropped off her little yappy dog to stay for the weekend while she flew to Vegas.

yappy little dog apparently annoyed big GS too much and became a lunch entree. GS ate the entire yappy dog. Shit the collar a few days later after the friend returned from Vegas.

So the yappy dog became a little shit dog? Circle complete.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

21 hours ago, txhorns said:

About a month ago I was walking my golden retriever in my neighborhood.  We are walking past a house and a pit mix busts through the glass door to come charging at my dog in the street.  Pit gets to us and starts aggressively sniffing my dog, then starts going after my dog's face/neck area.  I start kicking the pit in the face to get her to stop.  Finally the owner comes running out but is yelling at me for kicking her dog.  She was threatening to call the cops on me.  I didn't give a shit and told her so.  She eventually dragged her dog inside while still yelling at me.  Guy across the street was outside and saw the whole thing.  He walked over after and told me to have the cops come talk to him if she really called them.

Fuck yeah lady call 'em.

[MissingInAction 25204]

This is why I stopped going to Yard Bar. Cunts bring their shit head little dogs, usually fucking corgis, into the big dog area then get pissy when their dogs get their asses kicked by the bigger dogs for being the shit heads that they are. 

[Slacks 6870]

So did she learn her lesson about using the right leash yet? This is the teachable moment if you don't get too dicky about it and rub her nose in the dumb she did too much. 

This was a scary experience and when you are calm, ask her if she loves your dog. Because if so, then she needs to use the right tools with him, period. Then hug the bitch close and tell her that you are glad she didn't get hurt. Do it like you are more worried about her than your dog. You can score ass AND get your way if you use the right tone. Tone matters to bitches....so good luck. If you have already yelled at her and got all up in her face then, wait for another day cuz bitch will shut down on you now. 

 

I was with you until 'score ass'