Baylor "Name The Thread" Thread of dominance 2019

[immamac 43,082]

Fuck Baylor and fuck Waco.

Chip and Joana Gaines are the worst thing to happen since Baylor went on a raping spree in Waco.

You guys know what to do anything with 3 rep or more gets added to the poll this week - thread goes up at 1:30.

Texas @ Baylor FS1/Surly Discord Cast @ 2:30 Central

[jinx 2,635]

Not Back vs Never Was at 2:30 on FS1

[Nivek 16,987]

I believe chip and joanna were before or while the raping was going on. Before that was murder and animal cruelty/torture and killing. Ahh the good old days.

[BigHorn'13 3,387]

Maybe we'll rape them by 5 points!

[Damor 1,237]

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 23, 2019 by Damor
f tapa too

[LTtxfan 49,358]

Mensa gets Rhuled on the Brazos

[BrazilHorn 6,634]

From Rapes to Rhules: The Baylor saga

or

The Rhules of Rape: A Baylor love story

Edited November 23, 2019 by BrazilHorn

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

Texas @ Baylor: Hope you brought your rape whistle.

[MirrOlure 14,844]

The Team I Despise Watching But Like a Crack Addict I Can’t Stop Watching vs. Who The Fuck Cares.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

I've never seen the Chip/Joanna thing on TV.  That being said, he was pretty cool about Texas on both the Late Show and on College Game Day last week.  He gets a pass.

If Texas loses today because of some bullshit coaching decision, I swear I'll break stuff.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,578]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Fuck Baylor and fuck Waco.

I think you got it right with the first line of the post.

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

Texas @ Baptist: Our Defense is Holier than Thou.

[C-Man 27,263]

Texas vs Baylor: The Number 6 Dance @ Shitlap Stadium

[Nivek 16,987]

Briles Rhules of Rape?

[RomaVicta 30,024]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

I believe chip and joanna were before or while the raping was going on. Before that was murder and animal cruelty/torture and killing. Ahh the good old days.
 

I think they had a show in the can with Art and their Heisman QB. If I'm not mistaken, they cut out the segments with Briles because of the scandal.

I liked their show. I don't care for Joanna going full Oprah and dispensing homey cornball philosophy to the idiot masses who actually make Waco a destination so they can see that little slice of imagined heaven. "Toto, I think we're back in Kansas. Yikes!"

I think with the atmosphere in other aspects of America at this moment, we will likely get a national championship game that pits Penn State vs Baylor. Satan will reveal himself at midfield at half-time and be hailed as the Christ by adoring masses of meatheads who see only what they want to see.

I'll be surprised at the Satan development but otherwise shrugging as I watch from the ledge with some virtual friends and a three fingers of aged Scotch.

Hook 'Em till the end, my friends, Hook 'Em till the end.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

What is the over/under on attempted crane kicks by thule for this game?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Maybe we'll rape them by 1 point!

Alignment is important.

[Stunns38 3,559]

Tech Bros vs. Rape Bros
Breakfast tacos vs. Shiplap

A win is a win vs. A loss is a loss

[Bullneck 19,209]

[General Specific 3,271]

Bull crap vs. Bear shit in the woods

[Bill Lumbergh 7,186]

Texas @ Baylor: blitzes guessed vs x-ray vest

 

 

[Pancho 45,001]

 

[Zavala 1,384]

Rape or be raped

[coachherman'sgrill 2,263]

Texas vs Baylor: We're baaaaaack......to being shit

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[4th&Five 41,590]

Tom’s last stand. Texas by 10. 

[alphahorn 1,637]

The battle of year 3 coaches: 4 & 5 star players vs 2 & 3 star players, and 2-3 star coaching vs 4-5 star coaching

 

which wins out coaching or players

Edited November 23, 2019 by alphahorn

[dcbc 14,510]

Mensa v. Mongo

[Radical Larry 28,663]

Texas @ Baylor: That Banner is awful

[tbone_ 14,165]

I've never seen the Chip/Joanna thing on TV.  That being said, he was pretty cool about Texas on both the Late Show and on College Game Day last week.  He gets a pass.
If Texas loses today because of some bullshit coaching decision, I swear I'll break stuff.

He does not get a pass. What he needs is a punch in the face.

[Chooky 13,319]

I hate Baylor.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Fuck Baylor

[El Squared 1,813]

38 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Mensa v. Mongo

Densa vs The Smock

[Vito Andolini 9,132]

 

[Iceman 2,725]

No Nuts *Vs* No Nuts with Consent

[NowThis 931]

Texas Bowl Eligible vs. Bowel Eligible

[Bill Lumbergh 7,186]

Densa vs The Smock

Cocky vs Smocky

[Pancho 45,001]

 

[Surly Bevo 25,158]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

He's giving himself plausible deniability.  "Uh yea I called all those dumbshit plays in those situations I shouldn't have called them because I was concussed from being so fired up for this program"

[SimonBolivar 10,959]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Well there went 3 or 4 IQ points. I know he has plenty to spare, but you probably don't want to waste any on a 6-4 season.

[brojangles2 786]

SOOO how about that game thread? Two mins to kick. 

[tbone_ 14,165]

Oh good. Robert Smith.

[AUS-97HORN 11,824]

looking forward to how many fucking times we get told the Baylor QB wanted to play here

[Dark Horse 2,291]

Weird name for a game thread. Let’s do this.

[LonghornJudas 1,102]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

There's no way he's going to be able to call decent plays after that.

[alphahorn 1,637]

well one  of ou's biggest half time adjustments was putting a spy on Brewer and shutting his draws and scrambles down completely in the 2nd half. let's see if we're smart enough to begin the game with that in mind

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

looking forward to how many fucking times we get told the Baylor QB wanted to play here

Once already and it’s not even kickoff. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Someone start it. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,824]

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

There's no way he's going to be able to call decent plays after that.

what makes you think he would call decent plays without being slightly concussed anyway?

[atomheartbevo 89,805]

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

There's no way he's going to be able to call decent plays after that.

He was calling decent plays before that?

[LonghornJudas 1,102]

Well, if our tackling sucks, it won't be because we can't see the ball carrier.