All the sudden, I have chapped lips

[markstanco 12,682]

I have only bought chap stik or burts bees wax when I am in the mountains.

 

4 weeks ago my lips started drying out. I've gone thru 2 tubes of burt's. Am I dying? What can I do to reverse this?

[CooterBrown 18,117]

Aquaphor. It’s for chapped tits due to breastfeeding but does wonders for chapped lips. They do make it in a lip balm container so you don’t have to be the creep on the baby aisle.

[4th&Five 41,725]

You been giving a lot of blowies?

[ztejas 43,777]

37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

You been giving a lot of blowies?

Eating too much ass. 

[conVINCEd 21,474]

It’s lip AIDS.  Better get your affairs in order.

[Bevo 13,660]

Dehydration, yeast infection, actinic keratosis, herpes, cholesterol lowering agents and a few other drugs, spicy foods or dry skin.

Edited November 24, 2019 by Bevo

[Spur08 382]

Am I the only one of the belief that once you start using chapstick , you're destined to need it forever?

[TwiceHorn 31,705]

1 minute ago, Spur08 said:

Am I the only one of the belief that once you start using chapstick , you're destined to need it forever?

It's definitely true of Carmex.  Because it's a cold sore treatment, it contains salicyclic acid to dry out your chancres, and the rest of your lips.  So that and the greasy stuff work at cross-purposes.

Usually, the cold weather has to be around for a few weeks before I start getting chapped and generally itchy from cold-weather dry skin.  For some reason, this year's back and forth has seemed to bring it on early.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,921]

We're all dying, but chapped lips suck. 

[miguelito 11,347]

My hands always get dry, too.  Like, to the point of cracking and bleeding (a little tiny bit).  I guess I'm super sensitive to the dry weather.  I wouldn't last long in Colorado.

[Redneck Mutha 8,090]

Fuck Tom Herman. 

[RPM 26,433]

 

[South Austin 52,765]

It’s Groundhog Day!

[Kennythetiger 9,503]

The next time you’re out on your duck lease, find some fresh raccoon shit and rub it on your lips. It’ll help you stop licking them and they won’t chap as fast. 

[RDCanecutter 26,570]

Drink a glass of water after every shot of whiskey. Since you need far more water than you think, your whiskey bill is about to go through the roof.

[Iceman 2,820]

11 hours ago, Bevo said:

Dehydration, yeast infection, actinic keratosis, herpes, cholesterol lowering agents and a few other drugs, spicy foods or dry skin.

side effects for lip medication?

[Sbbruin 21,938]

Is that what we’re calling the herp these days?

[Rudiger 1,178]

18 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Aquaphor. It’s for chapped tits due to breastfeeding but does wonders for chapped lips. They do make it in a lip balm container so you don’t have to be the creep on the baby aisle.

This stuff is magic. They use it on burn patients. 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

16 hours ago, Spur08 said:

Am I the only one of the belief that once you start using chapstick , you're destined to need it forever?

 

I side with LD in all things

[Parliament 14,413]

Aquaphor. It’s for chapped tits due to breastfeeding but does wonders for chapped lips. They do make it in a lip balm container so you don’t have to be the creep on the baby aisle.

There's a joke about your mother in there somewhere.

[HoustonHorn 1,062]

OP also raises another question.

All the sudden or All of a sudden?

[markstanco 12,682]

On 11/23/2019 at 8:09 PM, CooterBrown said:

Aquaphor. It’s for chapped tits due to breastfeeding but does wonders for chapped lips. They do make it in a lip balm container so you don’t have to be the creep on the baby aisle.

Wife had some, but yes I am not carrying around that big tube.  I'll hit CVS after work.  

[ztejas 43,777]

9 hours ago, HoustonHorn said:

OP also raises another question.

All the sudden or All of a sudden?

All have a sudden you fucking idiot. 

[Deej 77,298]

On 11/24/2019 at 12:20 AM, miguelito said:

My hands always get dry, too.  Like, to the point of cracking and bleeding (a little tiny bit).  I guess I'm super sensitive to the dry weather.  I wouldn't last long in Colorado.

Get some Bag Balm. 

 

[markstanco 12,682]

Aquaphor. It’s for chapped tits due to breastfeeding but does wonders for chapped lips. They do make it in a lip balm container so you don’t have to be the creep on the baby aisle.

All good now, thanks bro.

My boyfriend isnt getting chaffing any longer.

Dont tell my wife.

That stuff is magic.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

On 11/23/2019 at 7:09 PM, CooterBrown said:

Aquaphor. It’s for chapped tits due to breastfeeding but does wonders for chapped lips. They do make it in a lip balm container so you don’t have to be the creep on the baby aisle.

I’ve always dealt with chapped lips to a certain extent, but ever since I’ve moved to Tempe, it’s gotten out of control. This shit is magic. 

On 11/23/2019 at 10:03 PM, Spur08 said:

Am I the only one of the belief that once you start using chapstick , you're destined to need it forever?

I’m 99% sure this is why I’ve dealt with chapped lips for most of my life. I don’t lick my lips anymore (I definitely did as a kid), and I drink plenty of water. Sometimes a gallon a day. If I leave my house without Aquaphor, I either turn around or stop at CVS wherever I’m going. It gets that bad out here with the lack of moisture in the air.

[tx 3 putt 78,010]

Burts is where it's at 

[Your Mom 4,884]

Medicated Blistex, the lotion kind, not the tube of wax. I always have one in my truck, in my pocket, or in my European handbag. 

[gsoda3 3,315]

drink a lot more water.  i find that fixes it.

 

 

On 11/24/2019 at 12:20 AM, miguelito said:

My hands always get dry, too.  Like, to the point of cracking and bleeding (a little tiny bit).  I guess I'm super sensitive to the dry weather.  I wouldn't last long in Colorado.

i use Vancream.  i'ts not oily, pretty great stuff. 

 

 

Edited December 4, 2019 by gsoda3