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"Dear Tom, it's not you, it's me....."

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Dearest Tom, 

We need to part ways. You are fantastic, but we are just too stupid to see it. 

I know its so shallow to want to win games and such but not all of us have $6.7million/ year to distract us from these superficial pursuits.

Likely shitty defense, offense, and special teams pays off in a 4D space multiverse somehow, but we are confined to our little 3D universe that can implode at any time with a single extra CO2 emission from Peoria, Ill. 

So , we bid you adieu with a heavy heart and a prolapsed rectum understanding how poorly we appreciate true genius- even  as it is piled up in a dark brown steaming heap right before our very eyes.

Sorry,

Bevo

You're too nice. Let's just hire someone in the middle of the night.

13 hours ago, Whatever said:

You're too nice. Let's just hire someone in the middle of the night.

Like hire Meyer late tonight and let him walk in Monday and fire Herman?   Wonder if he would offer him the OC position, that would be poetic.  

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