Cowboys @ Patriots

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

One more phantom penalty and Garrett getting outcoached and its a wrap

[dcar00 14,023]

belicheck is starting to send run blitzes up the middle to get zeke to bounce, which of course he has no speed to do.

That TD might win it.

[RPM 26,185]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

One more phantom penalty and Garrett getting outcoached and its a wrap

Garrett was outcoached before he got on the plane.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

Byron Jones is a spare. The only defense anyone has for him is the dorky PFF "stats".  He is a spare like every other DB we have. They have no ability to make a play or even track the ball. Fucking terrible.

[Jive Turkey 12,562]

Jarwin, you son of a bitch.  can't fumble.  very lucky to get it back.

Edited November 24, 2019 by Jive Turkey

[SurlyBDR 22,622]

Garrett was clapping while Dak came off the field after 3rd down, before the blocked punt. 

Garrett tried to give Dak a low five, but Dak declined by keeping his hands in his hand warmer. Is it not painfully obvious that this team doesnt care for him? 

Edited November 24, 2019 by SurlyBDR

['stache 21,743]

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

That’s all we need. Now both the announcers will double their efforts to kiss the patriots ass. 

Well they are a superior team. By like 100 miles. They have a coach that is actually really good. Like playing chess against a that fucking meme cat.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

Yep this game seems it could get out of hand. Ill prepared as usual. No one can hang onto the ball.

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

Dak looks ready to kick some ass

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Sigh

[Jive Turkey 12,562]

why do i watch this carnival of errors?

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Oh noes, stopped on 2nd and 2! Must pass!!!!

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

Yep this game will be over soon. 

[Chief21 49]

Well. ..here we go.

[Sgt Hulk 13,637]

glad We look good 

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

Geez. 

[immortal13 4,059]

Cooper has to fight for that ball

[dcar00 14,023]

more shit play.  this game is over.  2nd down was a great oppt for PA.  nope run into the line for zero

[Jive Turkey 12,562]

this Patriots offense ain't great.  but good enough with a short field.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

They were scared shitless as soon as they got off the plane. The cowboys knew they would lose before the week ever started. 

No fight at all

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Cowboys look like ass.  Totally not ready to play as usual....  Garrett is terrible.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Bad fucking throw

[Deej 76,511]

Cue Futureman.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

Pats have forced 29 turnovers this year. How many have we forced? Lmao.

['stache 21,743]

I tuned in about 10 minutes ago and every ply the cowboys have struggled to just touching the ball. NE seems to have no problem. Peak ‘boys.

[perfectchaos007 6,593]

20 consecutive wins at home is a daunting stat

[dcar00 14,023]

we had about 5 good plays/runs.  belicheck adjusted and the game is over.

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

Good stop D!

[dcar00 14,023]

yep.  their guy right down the middle.  fuck Jerry and Garrett.

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

All that talk of the rain and wind and he drills that FG. I mean I guess its cool we held them to 3 but holy shit. We have gift wrapped them all their points. Typical. 

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Well they are a superior team. By like 100 miles. They have a coach that is actually really good. Like playing chess against a that fucking meme cat.

Dammit, stop bringing logic to my emotional rants

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Cool we may only lose by 17 now

[Vic Mackey 46,919]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

we had about 5 good plays/runs.  belicheck adjusted and the game is over.

Don't worry. Our staff is about to show how smart they are and they will counter and outsmart Bill!!!....

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

Going about as expected. 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

Cowboys kicker fucks it up. Belichick's kicker who the Cowboys discarded years ago knocks it through no problem from 44. 

Sometimes when you have a culture of mediocrity versus a culture of winning fucking titles this shit just happens. In football coaching is so ridiculously important

[dcar00 14,023]

ha. what a shitshow.

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Nick Folk off the street is better than Maher.... that's sad.

['stache 21,743]

Nobody can hold the ball on our side! How are the other team having no problems?

[SurlyBDR 22,622]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

All that talk of the rain and wind and he drills that FG. I mean I guess its cool we held them to 3 but holy shit. We have gift wrapped them all their points. Typical. 

If I remember correctly they said the wind is blowing in against the cowboys as they drive this half. Hopefully it stays the same or dies down 

[dcar00 14,023]

Just now, Junior Miller said:

Cowboys kicker fucks it up. Belichick's kicker who the Cowboys discarded years ago knocks it through no problem from 44. 

Sometimes when you have a culture of mediocrity versus a culture of winning fucking titles this shit just happens. In football coaching is so ridiculously important

the FG kicker is folk I believe

[dcar00 14,023]

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

If I remember correctly they said the wind is blowing in against the cowboys as they drive this half. Hopefully it stays the same or dies down 

we are with the wind now.  we were against in Q1

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

If I remember correctly they said the wind is blowing in against the cowboys as they drive this half. Hopefully it stays the same or dies down 

First quarter.  They switch every quarter.  We have the wind now, but Maher sucks.

Edited November 24, 2019 by Patrick Bateman

[dcar00 14,023]

see pollard can bounce on the run blitz. 

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

We are still going to win this game 

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

So we’re a running team again 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Here's where we get stuffed

[Iceman 2,628]

Dak is so limited that Cooper isn't even in the personnel packages.

 

LOLz.  let's make it even easier for Belichick.

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

FUCK YOU, KELLEN!

[dcar00 14,023]

the pressure will be too much for maher.  horrible throw.

[Chief21 49]

What the Holy fuck