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On 12/29/2020 at 7:57 AM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Ok, in all seriousness, has there any urban Meyer coached QB that has ever been worth a shit in the NFL? 

Not post-Mullen.  Dan Mullen is probably the best developer of QB's at the college level

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9 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

And Cam’s performance against the Bills the other night was not good.

He's had 5 games this season with a passer rating in the 50s or lower. He is not an NFL QB any more. He could possibly be a red zone H-Back or wildcat type guy but even that hasn't been that effective when the defense knows it is coming and I don't see a team using a roster spot for that. Hopefully he was smart with his money and didn't blow it all on scarves .  

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2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He had his detractors but the Giants in particular got roasted by multiple entities for taking Jones 6 over Haskins. There weren’t that many of them. Most know the history of OSU QBs and more importantly Haskins’ lazy work ethic. 

Haskins looked pretty iffy from the comfort of my unpaid living room couch when the analysis superseded “big strong guy who throws ball good”.

You could see he was a head case. 

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On 12/29/2020 at 7:57 AM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Ok, in all seriousness, has there any urban Meyer coached QB that has ever been worth a shit in the NFL? 

 

On 12/29/2020 at 1:13 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Alex Smith kind of...

Scam Newton made it to the SB

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On 12/28/2020 at 6:31 PM, LTtxfan said:

Heard Schefty say that some folks believe Haskins needs to leave the off-the-field bad influences in Washington where he grew up... Needs to go to another town. 

 

I wish reporters would provide a little more color and detail on things like this. "Off the field bad influences" typically come with the undertone of crime. Haskin's bad influence is that he is an immature, 23 year old, 1st round QB, who plays professional football in his home town. He essentially went out and partied with his high school friends way too much. That's it. That's all there is to the narrative. Nothing nefarious, just good ole I'm 23, with a lot of money, and this is fucking awesome. 

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On 12/28/2020 at 6:31 PM, LTtxfan said:

Heard Schefty say that some folks believe Haskins needs to leave the off-the-field bad influences in Washington where he grew up... Needs to go to another town. 

 

 

Haskins may need to go to a team a lot further away from the DC area than Carolina if he really wants to succeed.  

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30679247/source-former-washington-football-team-qb-dwayne-haskins-visit-carolina-panthers 

"Source: Former Washington Football Team QB Dwayne Haskins to visit Carolina Panthers"

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Knocked his fucking tooth out. 

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The wife of Dwayne Haskins faces a domestic violence charge stemming from an alleged assault involving the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback that occurred in a Las Vegas hotel room earlier this month, according to multiple reports.

Kalabrya Gondrezick-Haskins faces a felony charge of battery and domestic violence resulting in bodily harm stemming from the alleged altercation on July 3 at The Cosmopolitan.

According to reports, Gondrezick-Haskins is accused of punching Haskins in the mouth, and other injuries Haskins reportedly suffered were "substantial in nature."

Haskins, 24, had a split upper lip and a missing tooth, and he suffered other injuries to his mouth that would require dental work to repair his teeth, according to reports.

Police were called to the hotel around 2:30 a.m. PT, according to reports, and Haskins was taken to the hospital for the facial injury.

Gondrezick-Haskins told police, according to reports, that the pair married in March and were in Las Vegas to celebrate with friends and renew their vows. At some point in the evening, there was an argument that escalated when she allegedly hit Haskins in the mouth.

Haskins, according to reports, said he remembered getting into a fight with his wife but didn't remember getting punched in the mouth. In searching the room, officers found a piece of tooth and blood, per reports.

Haskins, a former first-round pick by the Washington Football Team in 2019, signed a one-year deal with the Steelers in January in hopes of reviving his NFL career.

 

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5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Haskins, according to reports, said he remembered getting into a fight with his wife but didn't remember getting punched in the mouth. In searching the room, officers found a piece of tooth and blood, per reports.

He's either:

1. Lying to protect her.

2. Got KTFO.

3. Was really, really wasted.

4. Two and three.

5. All of the above.

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34 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

He's either:

1. Lying to protect her.

2. Got KTFO.

3. Was really, really wasted.

4. Two and three.

5. All of the above.

Definitely 2 and 3.

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10 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

Married in March and renewing vows in July?


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Obviously they didn't take the first time.  Or one of 'em had their fingers crossed during the vows.

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1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

He's either:

1. Lying to protect her.

2. Got KTFO.

3. Was really, really wasted.

4. Two and three.

5. All of the above.

I VOTE FIVE! NUMBER 5! NUMERO CINCO!

This has Sissy Cuckold Boy written ALLLLL over it.

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1 hour ago, Bob Lives! said:

Married in March and renewing vows in July?


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They wanted to get the renewal in before the divorce.  Had a small window of opportunity.

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I VOTE FIVE! NUMBER 5! NUMERO CINCO!
This has Sissy Cuckold Boy written ALLLLL over it.
Somewhere in Africa, a hobbit coach is feeling superior to an NFL player.
Posted
3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

 


Married in March and renewing vows by summer?

I guess everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
 

 

Pos rep for a tremendous use of the quote.

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He essentially went out and partied with his high school friends way too much. That's it. That's all there is to the narrative. Nothing nefarious, just good ole I'm 23, with a lot of money, and this is fucking awesome. 

Worked out well for Aaron Hernandez.
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3 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Don’t ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That’s life. Who can explain it?

you know the rules

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1 minute ago, Royale with cheese said:

You don't want to see pix. She was so fat, I took her picture and the negative weighed three pounds. 

that's good, making note of that one.

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

That stood out to me as well.  Good luck making the first anniversary. 

Google tells me the average divorce takes 11 months (and 18 months if it goes to trial) so they'll hit that anniversary yet !

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34 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Google tells me the average divorce takes 11 months (and 18 months if it goes to trial) so they'll hit that anniversary yet !

You know why divorces cost so damn much? Because they're worth it. Every damn penny.

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On 7/15/2021 at 9:51 AM, Royale with cheese said:

Don’t ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That’s life. Who can explain it?

There's your problem, you married an ugly stripper

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There's your problem, you married an ugly stripper

Yeah, she didn't make a lot in tips. She was so ugly the guys didn't want to put dollar bills in her G-string. One asked her, "Where's all the fifty-cent pieces?" She said, "The aggys married 'em."

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There's your problem, you married an ugly stripper

So, my girl is an EX stripper. She’s 52, looks 42, and is only occasionally pilled up. Her fakers, 1992 models, are holding up pretty well.

She’s bat shit crazy. Like I had to talk her off my roof one random fall evening last September. But she’s an INCREDIBLE cook. She’s great with kids, pets, and the elderly. Including my mom, who suffers from some serious dementia.

I really wanna know: Should I consider marriage?
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9 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:


So, my girl is an EX stripper. She’s 52, looks 42, and is only occasionally pilled up. Her fakers, 1992 models, are holding up pretty well.

She’s bat shit crazy. Like I had to talk her off my roof one random fall evening last September. But she’s an INCREDIBLE cook. She’s great with kids, pets, and the elderly. Including my mom, who suffers from some serious dementia.

I really wanna know: Should I consider marriage?

Asking Surly for marriage advice. What could possibly go wrong?

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