Haskins misses last play of the game to take a selfie

[Lerka Lerka 1094]

34 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

So, my girl is an EX stripper. She’s 52, looks 42, and is only occasionally pilled up. Her fakers, 1992 models, are holding up pretty well.

She’s bat shit crazy. Like I had to talk her off my roof one random fall evening last September. But she’s an INCREDIBLE cook. She’s great with kids, pets, and the elderly. Including my mom, who suffers from some serious dementia.

I really wanna know: Should I consider marriage?

Is your place single story or two story? 

[Texasrocks 2149]

40 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Asking Surly for marriage advice. What could possibly go wrong?

For the record, the correct answer is: figure out the Surly consensus and then do the opposite.

[Jkwellborn 6749]

So, my girl is an EX stripper. She’s 52, looks 42, and is only occasionally pilled up. Her fakers, 1992 models, are holding up pretty well.

She’s bat shit crazy. Like I had to talk her off my roof one random fall evening last September. But she’s an INCREDIBLE cook. She’s great with kids, pets, and the elderly. Including my mom, who suffers from some serious dementia.

I really wanna know: Should I consider marriage?

Would you be able to get life insurance when she dies?

[Zeus 6171]

On 7/15/2021 at 9:24 AM, Jkwellborn said:

Did he marry a stripper?

She looks like a GTA3 hooker

[Doc Reeves 6434]

10 hours ago, Zeus said:

She looks like a GTA3 hooker

please. That’s sexist.

Shes an escort all the way 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Is your place single story or two story? 

Single, but it’s the typical South Lubbock / Plano / Frisco steep roof. Her little sneakers were like a mountain goat’s hooves. I was impressed

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Would you be able to get life insurance when she dies?

No. She’s got a 30 year old daughter with kids and a college age son. But I’m good.

She made me and my sister watch I Care as Lot, the movie, because she didn’t want me to fall prey to some scam. Neither of us have kids. I’m an attorney and my sister is a high school principal in DFW