11.25.19 Coach Herman press conference Noon

[bigup2dahorns 3349]

on LHN, Austin radio, and here:

https://texassports.com/showcase/embed.aspx?Live=380

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxNprnas7i8

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGsyqk6XUAAM2xy.jpg:large

[LTtxfan 50040]

HaHaHaHaHaHa

[nycHorn 3123]

Herman is going to head butt the media.

[Surly Bevo 25902]

[Wally Pryor 5417]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHaHaHa

I'm guessing the Minister of Culture or whatever the hell he has anointed himself has checked out on the team as well. 

[mdmost 44313]

You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition that we're about to join them in the Tortilla Bowl. 

[Blutarski 21]

This one's all about the seniors. In fact, I'm going to let each of them rotate in and line up next to Sam on a failed 2nd and 9 designed keeper.

[Tailgate 3085]

Damn, I need a beer already.

[Native Horn 3583]

Aren't Mondays bad enough already?  

[Lerka Lerka 1097]

At least it's a short week. Get this shit over with. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22377]

Keeping your job is really hard, but $20+ million softens the blow

[bigup2dahorns 3349]

Current Vegas line shows Horns favored by 9 with over/under at 69

[NowThis 931]

8 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

I'm guessing the Minister of Culture or whatever the hell he has anointed himself has checked out on the team as well. 

i don't want him around, was sorta cool 12-15 years ago but his act is stale now.  Before him, Roger Clemens was a huge embarrassment.

[mdmost 44313]

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows Horns favored by 9 with over/under at 69

[Radical Larry 28830]

2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows Horns favored by 9 with over/under at 69

Nice.

[WhatTheBuck 28958]

6 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows Horns favored by 9 with over/under at 69

That's hot. 

[Surly Bevo 25902]

69 huh?  I guess that's cool and all....until Tech pisses and shits on our head.  

[Huckleberry 34850]

"Coach Herman, have you noticed the offense's slow starts yet?"

[closetojumping 65653]

Any chance someone from here can show up to the PC and do their best Sirhan Sirhan impression?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Just now, closetojumping said:

Any chance someone from here can show up to the PC and do their best Sirhan Sirhan impression?

that's Andy Kaufman's cabdriver character from Taxi, right?

[Wally Pryor 5417]

Just interested to hear what other cute schtick and / or gimmicks we have to look forward to.  

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

69 is a sex position!!!!! when people do sex, sometimes they do it that way!!!

[Js1 87379]

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Just interested to hear what other cute schtick and / or gimmicks we have to look forward to.  

Gotta finish 1-0

Can't let Baylor beat us twice

Win it for the seniors

Go into a bowl game with momentum

Gotta execute our gameplan and stop hurting ourselves offensively

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

I hope someone will ask Herman;

Coach, Charlie Strong said he “baked the cake,” do you feel that since you have come in you have glazed it and sprinkled it with fairy dust? At this point, can you tell us what else is needed for the cake?

[Nueces River Rat 5819]

[miguelito 11538]

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Can't let Baylor beat us twice

Can't let Iowa State beat us twice three times.

[Red Five 41814]

"Coach Herman, have you noticed the offense's slow starts yet?"

That’s not something I was aware of until you just told me. When we do and do not have success on offense just isn’t something I spend a lot of time thinking about.

[bigcigar 1224]

Who fucking cares?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

It would be worse for herman if no one showed up.

[Loco 3754]

20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Any chance someone from here can show up to the PC 

[Greg Davis Apologist 214]

1-2 vs. Murderer's Row. At least it wasn't 0-3.

[FloridaHorn 4897]

49 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition that we're about to join them in the Tortilla Bowl. 

You misspelled toilet.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4926]

Hey, I lucked out. Starting colonoscopy prep an hour before Mensa’s presser. 

[Pimphand 6464]

Tech to cover and the under seem like absolute locks

[Bluemoon3287 56]

Guys.......Texas has a coach who actually looked up the the meaning of “strain”......and THEN thought he needed to explain it to US......like we’ve never been constipated - 

 

[texasdago 7775]

Meh

[runthebone 8380]

I both admire and fear for those of you who are still able to watch it

[Red Five 41814]

We’re 1-2 against teams from the state of Texas, and have the opportunity to bring that to .500.

[BigSwingingD 719]

[mdmost 44313]

23 minutes ago, Loco said:

This might be the best gif I've seen in a while. It's like Akbar's looking over saying "nice, right?".

[Jebus 1346]

13 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Hey, I lucked out. Starting colonoscopy prep an hour before Mensa’s presser. 

so does that mean you're going to be giving the press conference instead of coach Herman?

[mr. sunshine 2867]

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I both admire and fear for those of you who are still able to watch it

I tell myself every week I won’t, then read this thread and think “no fucking way he said that” and end up watching a rerun 

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

Are there any reporters with balls that attend his pressers, can someone please ask this fraud if he feels he owes anything to the fans, the students, the university, the players and their families? If his answer is no, you know what you have. Stop giving this ass a free pass. 

[bigup2dahorns 3349]

I tell myself every week I won’t, then read this thread and think “no fucking way he said that” and end up watching a rerun 

Seems like each week this season, one or two posts get quoted in these threads with “did he really say that?”

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

"Tom, Mack Brown won a national championship at Texas and brought us to another.

He was fired after a three year stretch in which he had a record comparable to the record you've posted at Texas.

Tell us why you deserve more time to fix the problems in your program than a coach who had already taken the program to two title games was given?"

[VirginiaLonghorn 4926]

21 minutes ago, Jebus said:

so does that mean you're going to be giving the press conference instead of coach Herman?

Different orifice than the one Mensa uses .. same results. 

Edited November 25, 2019 by VirginiaLonghorn

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Dp

[bigup2dahorns 3349]

Are there any reporters with balls that attend his pressers, can someone please ask this fraud if he feels he owes anything to the fans, the students, the university, the players and their families? If his answer is no, you know what you have. Stop giving this ass a free pass. 

Not exactly, but something close to that was asked last week regarding the disappointment in the fanbase. Last week a lot of good questions were asked by the media.

[UTEX_ME 4288]

42 minutes ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

1-2 vs. Murderer's Row. At least it wasn't 0-3.

6-0 vs. state of Kansas. We are goin places with Herman