11.25.19 Coach Herman press conference Noon

[Tex Pete 21,560]

3 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Ok Tom.

Get ahold of yourself, Darren.

[Zepol87 9,365]

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Basically every question:

Media: ‘Sup?

Herman: (awkwardly drinks water)

 

Then he starts talking and sounds confused as fuck

[FloridaHorn 4,897]

3 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Coaches were great, players sucked. This shit needs to stop.

[bigup2dahorns 3,349]

We will have players miss practice today because of the short week. Players can go home briefly this week for thanksgiving with families.

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

 

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

 

[Newy25 7,955]

1 minute ago, jinx said:

And this is why he will ultimately get fired.

Sadly, you are right. He really takes no ownership in the problem and much less likely to fix the root cause of our problems. 

[alincoln 2,391]

7 minute answer regarding practice schedule this week

[Red Five 41,814]

These fucking questions.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,123]

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

We will have players miss practice today because of the short week. Players can go home briefly this week for thanksgiving with families.

Might work out better for us? Full weeks of practice haven’t helped so less practice can’t be any worse 

[bigup2dahorns 3,349]

Asked who is his mentor(s)

A: coach Mack Brown. Greg Davis. Fedora. My wife. The circle is small.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,123]

Greg Davis is his mentor??????? Fuck it all makes sense now on offense 

[Hagbard Celine 11,320]

hydration nearing peak humidity

if there's a corollary to spontaneous combustion, like sprouting gills or something, therm is nearing it's triple-point

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

 

[Tex Pete 21,560]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You're a fucking retard troll

He really is a former student manager. Nobody liked him, shockingly.

[alincoln 2,391]

Good. He is talking to Mack and GD how to get through a tough time at Texas.  And Larry Fedora.  Jesus

[mdmost 44,313]

So he admits they aren't developing their high end prospects. Then fire the entire staff in the offseason and start over. Or CDC, fire him and start over. 

[Zepol87 9,365]

Just now, Red Five said:

These fucking questions.

Amateur fucking hour

[Girdwood 118]

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

Asked who is his mentor(s)

A: coach Mack Brown. Greg Davis. Fedora. My wife. The circle is small.

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

 

[Girdwood 118]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

He really is a former student manager. Nobody liked him, shockingly.

Well at least I know who you are now you fat bald retard. 

[bigup2dahorns 3,349]

FCB: have you done a good job showing the players you care? Who are the leaders of this team?

[DanTheHorn 5,100]

Brown, Davis and Fedora are his mentors. We are screwed going forward.

[jinx 2,636]

2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Asked who is his mentor(s)

A: coach Mack Brown. Greg Davis. Fedora. My wife. The circle is small.

This isn't good.  And who calls their wife their mentor?  I guess people who don't have any viable mentors?

[Huckleberry 34,851]

17 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we haven't played to our standard and we haven't coached to our standard

 

17 minutes ago, alincoln said:

not our standard

 

He's just daring us on the banner idea.

[Tex Pete 21,560]

Just now, Girdwood said:

Well at least I know who you are now you fat bald retard. 

Hilarious!

You don't, of course. I am none of those things. But I know who you are.

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

 

[BrazilHorn 6,859]

Is Mack going to tell him how to surreptitiously flip the fans off during halftime interview?

[Tailgate 3,085]

His mom was not his friend....we are getting to the root of some issues here!

[mdmost 44,313]

A-hole them accountable?

[bigup2dahorns 3,349]

This isn't good.  And who calls their wife their mentor?  I guess people who don't have any viable mentors?

Sorry, I think there was an extension to the question which was who do you talk to for advice.

[Pimphand 6,465]

45 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 

[NOMAAA 1,701]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

 

vocal minority!?

[Girdwood 118]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Hilarious!

You don't, of course. I am none of those things. But I know who you are.

Then doxx me pussy. I don’t give a fuck. 

[Zepol87 9,365]

He is just fucking rambling

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

 

[Tex Pete 21,560]

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Uh, Tom. We aren't the vocal MINORITY. Better check yourself.

[Nivek 17,464]

Guys.......Texas has a coach who actually looked up the the meaning of “strain”......and THEN thought he needed to explain it to US......like we’ve never been constipated - 
 

Strain is stress through time. Geology rocks!

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

This ramble is hard to watch

[alincoln 2,391]

Herman is so freaking awkward.  Dude needs to be a coordinator.

[Hagbard Celine 11,320]

[mdmost 44,313]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

I kinda hate you for this. Not because you're wrong, but because... I'm pretty sure it is spot on. Mostly the Herman not getting fired part.

Trust me, I hate myself for this because it's true. He's going to get the layup year. The Sugar Bowl bought him that with the a-holes that matter. And that's not Surly. 

[Mo Horn 8,972]

Getting mushy

[Kevin O’Shea 279]

Change the subject 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,123]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

He is just fucking rambling

He’s all over the place. He’s just trying to get through to next season. He doesn’t know what to do

[Tex Pete 21,560]

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

Then doxx me pussy. I don’t give a fuck. 

I could, pussy. It wouldn't be the first time you've been OUTED on a Longhorn board.

But I would rather you just get a grip on yourself. Maybe see about some testosterone injections. You're acting like a little bitch.

[Girdwood 118]

Cmon Tex Pete, out me to the world. We are all waiting. 

[Girdwood 118]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

I could, pussy. It wouldn't be the first time you've been OUTED on a Longhorn board.

But I would rather you just get a grip on yourself. Maybe see about some testosterone injections. You're acting like a little bitch.

You clearly have no idea who I am. 

[bigup2dahorns 3,349]

Davis AAS: do you feel like you haven’t utilized the talent on the team?

A: yes

How does that improve?

A: you evaluate. Coaches have to do better. We are never going to blame the players. We recruited them. It’s our job to find the right buttons to push.

[ShowMeALoss 143]

He likes to look up to coaches who have had spectacular fall from grace. This is going  to make me feel warm and fuzzy through this winter.