11.25.19 Coach Herman press conference Noon

[dcar00 15083]

11 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

well he has nothing else.  he lost back to back, he's 1-2 vs. Texas teams, rape scandal Baylor is better, got blown out for the first time, his offense(calling card) is being made to look like little league, he lost at home this year, his awesome WR isn't even a Biletnikoff semi finalist, His "in the heisman talk" QB has completely regressed, his awesome DC is getting pantsed weekly.

he's got bowl eligible and that is it.  

I'd talk for 7 minutes about practice schedule, 5 about short week issues, and another 5 about injuries if I could as well.

[hayden_horn 11409]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I’m pretty sure raviolis isn’t the plural of ravioli.

ravioli is the plural of ravioli. just one is a raviolo. 

[Hagbard Celine 11353]

we've done it.  we have actually crossed over in to bizarro world longhorn football.  that was about as bizarre as anything aggy has concocted.  every day we start going more and more aggy leads to an event horizon of karmic convergance.... where we play aggy, with this squad, and this coach, at this time.

dear god, save us all.

[Tex Pete 21580]

Just now, Red Five said:

I’m pretty sure raviolis isn’t the plural of ravioli.

It is when you're eating Chef Boyardee.

[DixonHur 11976]

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Or, and hear me out...you could ask him a tougher question since you're, you know, the media!

Edited November 25, 2019 by DixonHur

[Nivek 17479]

 

Good. That fucking pos ref deserved it. If tom was a man he would praise Braun and call for more attention to the bias of the refs.

[Pimphand 6513]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

ravioli is the plural of ravioli. just one is a raviolo. 

Yep the nuance of Italian much like lasagne and lasagna with the former being one sheet of pasta and the latter being more than one.

I wish someone would have asked Herman about the playoffs...

 

[Hagbard Celine 11353]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

well he has nothing else.  he lost back to back, he's 1-2 vs. Texas teams, rape scandal Baylor is better, got blown out for the first time, his offense(calling card) is being made to look like little league, he lost at home this year, his awesome WR isn't even a Biletnikoff semi finalist, His "in the heisman talk" QB has completely regressed, his awesome DC is getting pantsed weekly.

he's got bowl eligible and that is it.  

I'd talk for 7 minutes about practice schedule, 5 about short week issues, and another 5 about injuries if I could as well.

and don't forget 6 minutes of love.  unconditional love.  showering love (no pedder).  love. love. love.

all you need is love.

[DixonHur 11976]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

showering love (no pedder)

They're all of age, it's cool

[TexasMan 11468]

 

[Fred Willard 115]

Ravioli is the most bizzare thing I’ve ever heard. Wtf

Edited November 25, 2019 by Fred Willard

[WhatTheBuck 28963]

21 minutes ago, jinx said:

This isn't good.  And who calls their wife their mentor? 

People who cheat on their wife. 

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

Ravioli is really, really, hard to prepare. Wish he learned that level of dedication from his old Nonna back in old Cincinapoli.

[LTtxfan 50060]

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I’m pretty sure raviolis isn’t the plural of ravioli.

You are not Mensa material... 😆 

ravioli

rav·i·o·li | \ ˌra-vē-ˈō-lē  , ˌrä-\

plural ravioli also raviolis\ ˌra-vē-ˈō-lēz  

[Uncle Nate 2097]

17 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

“I had a great plan but failed to execute” is going to be my excuse for everything from now on. 

Pretty much my go-to line after sex.

[markstanco 12842]

 

Players fault again

[alincoln 2391]

Well we're done here.  Time to go prep the raviolis for Thanksgiving

[bigup2dahorns 3351]

[Girdwood 118]

Tex Pete is good people. I was being a fuckhead sorry everyone.

[jdhorn92 1600]

If Tom Herman was my client here are the talking points I would make him commit to memory or at least write down to stay on point.  He is failing at the most basic part of his job which is to be a salesman for the program.  It's especially more important when you are losing:

1.  We can get to 8 wins with a victory Friday and  a bowl win, right now that is our focus and our message to the team. We cant hit our goals obviously, but we can set the tone for the off-season starting Friday.  Friday is our most important game for many reasons.

2. This season has not played out like we wanted, obviously, but we have to keep driving and working hard

3. Injuries have played a major role, no doubt, but we every program has to deal with them, we cant sulk or make it an excuse; we have to overcome. That is why its critical we develop depth and make recruiting a priority.  Recruiting is on everybody; how we handle this last game and our bowl game will set the tone

4. We... everyone, fans, media, coaches have to stay positive and focused on the long term plan; we have a process and a plan and its going to take time; the last thing we need is division and apathy. I understand losing can create a negative vibe, but we're staying positive as an organization.

5. We have to instill discipline, no excuses for penalties and missed tackles; those are mental and physical errors that have to be fixed and that's what we're working on.  We've had critical errors at the worst possible times.  The guys need to fix it; the coaches need to fix it, it has to hurt to improve, and the team is hurting , but now is when we need to come together and get a victory.

6. We had 10 wins last year, and we can get to 8 this year; no its not where we want to be based on where we finished last year; but 8 wins is something to build on considering  we left at least 1 win on the field (ISU).

7 At Texas we expect to compete for Championships and we didnt get it done this year, but the future is bright; we have a lot coming back next year.

Tom needs to learn leadership 101.  Effective communication is, in order,  tone, body language  and then words. The public perception he is putting off is terrible.  He needs CDC to sit him down and talk about public speaking and the message he is putting off. To come that press conference and essentially wing it is off putting at best. He is not prepared and its obvious. I guess $5M a year makes him think he is bullet proof.

 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Thanks for those that gave updates. No chance I was going to watch that, I cannot stand looking at that piece of shit. Gonna be bad if this shit show drags on another year...

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

38 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Asked who is his mentor(s)

A: coach Mack Brown. Greg Davis. Fedora. My wife. The circle is small.

This explains everything. 

[ShowMeALoss 143]

3 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

If Tom Herman was my client here are the talking points I would make him commit to memory or at least write down to stay on point.  He is failing at the most basic part of his job which is to be a salesman for the program.  It's especially more important when you are losing:

1.  We can get to 8 wins with a victory Friday and  a bowl win, right now that is our focus and our message to the team. We cant hit our goals obviously, but we can set the tone for the off-season starting Friday.  Friday is our most important game for many reasons.

2. This season has not played out like we wanted, obviously, but we have to keep driving and working hard

3. Injuries have played a major role, no doubt, but we every program has to deal with them, we cant sulk or make it an excuse; we have to overcome. That is why its critical we develop depth and make recruiting a priority.  Recruiting is on everybody; how we handle this last game and our bowl game will set the tone

4. We... everyone, fans, media, coaches have to stay positive and focused on the long term plan; we have a process and a plan and its going to take time; the last thing we need is division and apathy. I understand losing can create a negative vibe, but we're staying positive as an organization.

5. We have to instill discipline, no excuses for penalties and missed tackles; those are mental and physical errors that have to be fixed and that's what we're working on.  We've had critical errors at the worst possible times.  The guys need to fix it; the coaches need to fix it, it has to hurt to improve, and the team is hurting , but now is when we need to come together and get a victory.

6. We had 10 wins last year, and we can get to 8 this year; no its not where we want to be based on where we finished last year; but 8 wins is something to build on considering  we left at least 1 win on the field (ISU).

7 At Texas we expect to compete for Championships and we didnt get it done this year, but the future is bright; we have a lot coming back next year.

Tom needs to learn leadership 101.  Effective communication is, in order,  tone, body language  and then words. The public perception he is putting off is terrible.  He needs CDC to sit him down and talk about public speaking and the message he is putting off. To come that press conference and essentially wing it is off putting at best. He is not prepared and its obvious. I guess $5M a year makes him think he is bullet proof.

 

Perhaps momentum heading into the off season is overrated. Didn't we have momentum heading into the last offseason?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

18 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Or, and hear me out...you could ask him a tougher question since you're, you know, the media!

And lose access to the buffet? Never! 

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

Media had the chance to pin him down and ask some tough questions to make Herman uncomfortable but instead they ask what the team is doing for thanksgiving, let him ramble on about showering kids with love, ask him what he’s thankful for and his favorite food. This is what pisses me off- we want answers with substance and get bullshit instead. Fuck Herman and fuck these guys.

 

if Herman was smart, he’d start by apologizing to players, their families and fans for letting this season spiral into a dumpster fire.

Edited November 25, 2019 by Billy Pilgrim

[markstanco 12842]

Clown show.

What, herman or the girlwood and tex pete saga?

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

What was the point of bringing up the BU linebacker that had hand surgery on Monday and returned to practice on Tuesday? Is he calling our players pussies for not doing that or is he taking a shot at Rhule for doing that?

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

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So it's the players fault we're not executing the awesome game plans our coaches are coming up with.

 

And it's also the players fault that we have discord bc the bottom 10% aren't being pulled up by the top 10%.

Can't imagine why the players don't love this guy.

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

I wonder what Urban Meyer’s favorite Thanksgiving food is? If I had to guess, he would say whatever the vending machine has, while he is burning an all nighter at the office, game planning and prepping , looking for tendencies in his opponent  which he can exploit. 

[MAUFRAIS 6768]

“They are doing XYZ, so we have to respond with ABC, and possibly on to DEF.”

I wish someone would jump on that and ask for the specific things those letters are representing, because it sounded like bullshit to me.

He also claimed he head butted his players every game 3 years at the Ohio state and then 2 at cougar high. Can we get a video corroboration of that?

[Js1 87396]

1 minute ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

I wonder what Urban Meyer’s favorite Thanksgiving food is? If I had to guess, he would say whatever the vending machine has, while he is burning an all nighter at the office, game planning and prepping , looking for tendencies in his opponent  which he can exploit. 

[Pimphand 6513]

21 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

You are not Mensa material... 😆 

ravioli

rav·i·o·li | \ ˌra-vē-ˈō-lē  , ˌrä-\

plural ravioli also raviolis\ ˌra-vē-ˈō-lēz  

@hayden_horn got it right originally... https://wikidiff.com/raviolo/ravioli

[El Diablo 4232]

I think a lot of good information, stuff people tune in for, came out of today's presser. Never would have thought it was raviolis.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

Ravioli for Thanksgiving sounds like something Zack Smith would say

[JFKFC 4988]

I'm sick of the doom and gloom. I'm here for the optimism. I'll lead the way.

 

I think we catch some breaks against Tech. The ball will bounce our way. The home crowd will really inspire the boys. If everything comes together, just maybe, our loss to Tech will barely be by double-digits. 

[Red Five 41837]

Coach what’s your favorite food to grill on July 4th?
Pizza.

[Rockethorn1978 6207]

54 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

“I had a great plan but failed to execute” is going to be my excuse for everything from now on. 

For everything, "why did you blow your load in 3 seconds" Uh uh I had a great plan(drinks a bottle water) but failed to execute.

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

All this talk of Love and Italian food has be thinking of Dean Martin’s That’s Amore.

 CDC Please add that to the game day playlist 

[stork642 4511]

10 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

“They are doing XYZ, so we have to respond with ABC, and possibly on to DEF.”

I wish someone would jump on that and ask for the specific things those letters are representing, because it sounded like bullshit to me.

He also claimed he head butted his players every game 3 years at the Ohio state and then 2 at cougar high. Can we get a video corroboration of that?

That would help explain the awkward hairline.

[Leanderman 2417]

Tom doing staff changes? Time for South Austin Mom to update her resume.

[MrBig 5721]

11 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I think a lot of good information, stuff people tune in for, came out of today's presser. Never would have thought it was raviolis.

Ravioli means your wife is a lazy ass bitch who doesn't cook. Tom probably does all the cooking & cleaning, picks up after the kids and takes them to school. That's why he doesn't have time to coach Texas football properly.

[DanTheHorn 5107]

57 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Who is this “What are you thankful for?” bitch? Holy fuck.

Bubble gum question guy?

[DixonHur 11976]

3 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Tom doing staff changes? Time for South Austin Mom to update her resume.

My only qualifications are playing HS ball, and coaching my intramural team to the grad school championship in '99, but based on what I've seen so far, I think I'd be an upgrade over half of the current staff.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I’m late here but just want to point out that this schtick about accountability completely backfires when the players know most of their coaches are complete garbage and continue to collect massive paychecks every month.

I have to assume basically every player on the squad knows this guy is a hypocrit and hates him for it.

[Pig Bellmont 8890]

45 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

If Tom Herman was my client here are the talking points I would make him commit to memory or at least write down to stay on point.  He is failing at the most basic part of his job which is to be a salesman for the program.  It's especially more important when you are losing:

1.  We can get to 8 wins with a victory Friday and  a bowl win, right now that is our focus and our message to the team. We cant hit our goals obviously, but we can set the tone for the off-season starting Friday.  Friday is our most important game for many reasons.

2. This season has not played out like we wanted, obviously, but we have to keep driving and working hard

3. Injuries have played a major role, no doubt, but we every program has to deal with them, we cant sulk or make it an excuse; we have to overcome. That is why its critical we develop depth and make recruiting a priority.  Recruiting is on everybody; how we handle this last game and our bowl game will set the tone

4. We... everyone, fans, media, coaches have to stay positive and focused on the long term plan; we have a process and a plan and its going to take time; the last thing we need is division and apathy. I understand losing can create a negative vibe, but we're staying positive as an organization.

5. We have to instill discipline, no excuses for penalties and missed tackles; those are mental and physical errors that have to be fixed and that's what we're working on.  We've had critical errors at the worst possible times.  The guys need to fix it; the coaches need to fix it, it has to hurt to improve, and the team is hurting , but now is when we need to come together and get a victory.

6. We had 10 wins last year, and we can get to 8 this year; no its not where we want to be based on where we finished last year; but 8 wins is something to build on considering  we left at least 1 win on the field (ISU).

7 At Texas we expect to compete for Championships and we didnt get it done this year, but the future is bright; we have a lot coming back next year.

Tom needs to learn leadership 101.  Effective communication is, in order,  tone, body language  and then words. The public perception he is putting off is terrible.  He needs CDC to sit him down and talk about public speaking and the message he is putting off. To come that press conference and essentially wing it is off putting at best. He is not prepared and its obvious. I guess $5M a year makes him think he is bullet proof.

 

All this does is get us Mack Brown with a shittier record. I largely don’t care what he says if we lose 4-5 games every year 

[hayden_horn 11409]

bucky godbolt just called into rod's show, and he was HOT about the press conference. i never heard him that passionate.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

Hey, ya'll know who else serves ravioli for thanksgiving? Strip clubs. Maybe mensa and michele miss the old days

[Pig Bellmont 8890]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

ravioli is the plural of ravioli. just one is a raviolo. 

Please tell me he actually said raviolis, like a 5 year old 

[hayden_horn 11409]

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Please tell me he actually said raviolis, like a 5 year old 

he said that when he was a kid, he really looked forward to those raviolis. 

[C-Man 27906]

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

dont forget superman mockery on the sideline of POS bowl win.

Not that it matters but it wasn't some Superman thing; instead it was some dumb-ass mocking of Drew Lock "putting on the backpack"