Most Sobering Stat from this Season for you

[MoJames 8254]

There are some really great ones this year, but the one that pushed me over the line was this one.

We have lost 4 of our last 6 games with the 2 wins coming from a last second FG.

[Cajun 11740]

"Just watch the games."

[Girdwood 118]

Most missed tackles in the NCAA

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Since we’re not relegated to stats:

Our head coach used to motivate players by kissing them but now he is head butting them.

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

6-5

[Rip76 4947]

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Since we’re not relegated to stats:

Our head coach used to motivate players by kissing them but now he is head butting them.

This is telling from sort of a abusive relationship standpoint.

She won't kiss you anymore (not getting results), well I guess I better slap her around (still no results)

[C-Man 27262]

[jet black 236]

Not really a stat either, but the way Herman handled the end of the ISU game is the most sobering thing for me. That showed he really has no idea wtf he’s doing.

[Wally Pryor 5263]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Herman going to revoke Babers "lifetime" Longhorn status.

Whatever that means.

[Huckleberry 33096]

The most sobering stat to me is that we've lost 5 games and our likely best case record is 7-6.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

I would classify very few stats from this season as "sobering'.  Most of them have, in fact, trended in the opposite direction.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

Most games missed due to injuries resulting from missed tackles and/or knowing how to tackle

[General Specific 3268]

My liquor tab for the year!

[fattyflattie 4638]

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

We have lost 4 of our last 6 games with the 2 wins coming from a last second FG.

*to Kansas and Kansas State. 

[Vito Andolini 9132]

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

There are some really great ones this year, but the one that pushed me over the line was this one.

We have lost 4 of our last 6 games with the 2 wins coming from a last second FG.

When I saw the subject, I was literally going to write, “it’s not really a stat, but we’ve lost four of the last six, and the two wins are on  FGs as the clock expired. Could easily be on a six game losing streak if Dicker pulls a Nick Rose.”

[Mo Horn 8855]

15 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

When I saw the subject, I was literally going to write, “it’s not really a stat, but we’ve lost four of the last six, and the two wins are on  FGs as the clock expired. Could easily be on a six game losing streak if Dicker pulls a Nick Rose.”

So you're saying two field goals means that Herman is probably back. 

[orange dream 1256]

We have punted in something like 17 of our last 22 possessions. It is astonishing how bad we are at moving the ball.

 

[Laga4 1270]

Winning is really,  really hard. 

[Js1 85574]

14 minutes ago, orange dream said:

We have punted in something like 17 of our last 22 possessions. It is astonishing how bad we are at moving the ball.

 

That astonished me.  At one point in the Baylor game, it was 15 of the last 20 possessions.  That's when I turned it off. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That astonished me.  At one point in the Baylor game, it was 15 of the last 20 possessions.  That's when I turned it off. 

Shawn Watson level bad.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

27 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Winning is really,  really hard. 

I have a different mantra, really, really hard is winning.

[bschoolprof 6272]

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

There are some really great ones this year, but the one that pushed me over the line was this one.

We have lost 4 of our last 6 games with the 2 wins coming from a last second FG.

 

52 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

*to Kansas and Kansas State. 

Neither of which has a winning record in conference.  

[Goredho 17419]

0 times I've gotten laid after a game due to wife's victory euphoria.

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Shawn Watson level bad.

Whoah whoah whoah now let's not say things we can't take back

[Bevo14 8377]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

0 times I've gotten laid after a game due to wife's victory euphoria.

That thrilling finish to the Kansas game didnt do it for her?

[Deej 76919]

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

*to Kansas and Kansas State. 

[David Dennison 18946]

$5.5 million.

[ztejas 43537]

5 hours ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

6-5

Yeah. This is mine. 

Who gives a fuck about stats. We're 6-5. Again. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Kirk Johnson is made of glass, but why has he not gotten any carries this year?  He is healthy and is a senior who should know the plays and how to block blitzing linebackers.  He should be getting at least a shot a 5 or more carries to see if he can supplement Ingram and our converted QB Johnson.

[Goredho 17419]

9 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

That thrilling finish to the Kansas game didnt do it for her?

We met in Dec 2004 and her first Texas game was the Rose Bowl vs Michigan.  The low standards she has in a spouse are offset somewhat by her high standards for Texas football victory sex.

[TheMailBox357 213]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Kirk Johnson is made of glass, but why has he not gotten any carries this year?  He is healthy and is a senior who should know the plays and how to block blitzing linebackers.  He should be getting at least a shot a 5 or more carries to see if he can supplement Ingram and our converted QB Johnson.

Co-sign. I'm very disappointed that we haven't gotten to more Kirk Johnson.

[markstanco 12611]

Shawn Watson level bad.

That would actually be a fun/not fun comparison. Watson may be worse, but I bet it is close.

[Chooky 13319]

It's my job to defecate on the culture and mock your feelings.

[Red Five 40895]

Kirk Johnson is made of glass, but why has he not gotten any carries this year?  He is healthy and is a senior who should know the plays and how to block blitzing linebackers.  He should be getting at least a shot a 5 or more carries to see if he can supplement Ingram and our converted QB Johnson.

He got a few carries against, I think, West Virginia... and looked pretty good. So of course that was the last we saw of him.

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

Tom Herman is now 2-14 at Texas when trailing at halftime

 

considering we’ve only had 2 - two possession losses this year (tcu and baylor) thats an incredible stat

[Bevo&Pevo 5218]

Most sobering and disappointing stat is the 5 losses.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Herman is a fucking loser. It is not a statistic, but a relevant point. 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Number of people fired: 0

Chance it will make a difference: 0

[Captain Ron 12918]

We've played 11 games and this coaching staff has been coaching all 11 of these games.

[Chico_SA 521]

That I fell asleep during the 1st half of the last 2 games. 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Baylor comes into the Texas game as a 5.5 favorite and you knew that was easy money. Should have bet the house on Baylor. 

Edited November 26, 2019 by FondrenRoad

[WBT 20669]

Covers more than just this season but in 27 Big 12 games, Herman has one win by more than 2 scores (>16 points).

[Hurtlocker 2213]

How about allowing 6.3 yards per play and the only team in the Big 12 that's worse is Tech, allowing 6.46.   Oh, and Rutgers is allowing 6.28.

[Pimphand 5887]

Probably the fact that I don't really give a damn

[Horn80 6131]

When Strong was here, the most sober stat for me was losing to Kansas.  Herman came within a hair of losing to Kansas at home.  

[FriendofaFriend 93]

Least sobering stat... the amount of alcohol I have gone through.

[Guest Lobo]

That I spent, in just five games, $560 in liquor.  

[redswingline 1064]

47-48.

That was the score at one point in the 4th Q vs. Kansas

Unacceptable!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

number of quick kicks under hermann - 0

UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE!!



I given up drinking during games because...



ps

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

5 hours ago, Chico_SA said:

That I fell asleep during the 1st half of the last 2 games. 

Me, too, and I was in Ames.