6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Nevermind, he is watching this thread.

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1100212460831821824?s=19

You need to provide screenshots; his Twitter is private.

[maninblack 7974]

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Nevermind, he is watching this thread.

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1100212460831821824?s=19

Screen shot it. He's got it locked down.

[derp 764]

12 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Screen shot it. He's got it locked down.

[Telegraph_it 3358]

That movie, like Hamm, did not age well. 

[Bear19 82]

Someone telling him to shut it down implies that he has a boss. That would mean he has a job. Something other than mowing lawns. 

My guess is he is mowing lawns and then staying drunk until he runs out of money. Then he mows another lawn.

It is the typical downward spiral of people who wind up mowing lawns, washing windows or painting houses.

[satyanash 14567]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

You need to provide screenshots; his Twitter is private.

 

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Screen shot it. He's got it locked down.

Nondescript picture of him at a Houston game

[texifornia 57032]

Just now, satyanash said:

 

Nondescript picture of him at a Houston game

How long before security kicked him back up to the nosebleeds?

[Yev Kassem 1031]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

Nondescript picture of him at a Houston game

Of course he goes to this game and Harden’s 30 point game streak ends.  Is there anything this guy doesn’t fuck up?

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

Nondescript picture of him at a Houston game

Have a feeling this picture will be used as evidence when his ex wife takes him to court over delinquent child support payments 

[rickyspub 801]

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Have a feeling this picture will be used as evidence when his ex wife takes him to court over delinquent child support payments 

I hope not, then we find out just how many blowjobs he had to give to get the ticket...

[Pato del Muerto 52534]

You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?

[maninblack 7974]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?

Don't think they could let a alcoholic serve beer

[Leanderman 2275]

"You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?"

Maybe he got himself a pimp, and he is the commodity for sale?

[Tex Pete 20407]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?

He’s wiping sweat off the floor during timeouts. And skid marks out of the toilets between quarters.

People really get pissed when they’re still sitting on the pot and he tries to clean it. Some things never change. 

Edited February 26, 2019 by Tex Pete

[markstanco 12586]

You need to provide screenshots; his Twitter is private.

Oh it was a empty court. Something his handler wouldnt mind, that's all.

He is being a good bitch.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Let me guess, he died from allergies?

Old age. He got his med degree from Galveston.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

"You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?"
Maybe he got himself a pimp, and he is the commodity for sale?

Robert Kraft goes to Houston games?

[TtomTerrific 200]

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"You guys think he’s selling water, beer, or cotton candy?"

Maybe he got himself a pimp, and he is the commodity for sale?

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

17 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

On 2/22/2019 at 3:15 PM, Fred Willard said:

Let me guess, he died from allergies?

Old age. He got his med degree from Galveston.

Cause of death: Galveston 

[Txsbigeasy1 280]

 

toilet smurf sighting

[Shaddie 1651]

6 minutes ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

 

toilet smurf sighting

Sad part is I am only 65% sure that the atm and sec shit is photoshopped. 

[sushihorn 3233]

26 minutes ago, Txsbigeasy1 said:

 

toilet smurf sighting

I think aggy is just starting to realize that there is a difference between a booty call and butt dialing...

[Leanderman 2275]

Which one is Jimbo?

[Beau Vine 54311]

1234

Edited February 27, 2019 by Beau Vine

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Cause of death: Galveston 

UTMB is a cause of death?

Fuck off mr aggysoonerassclown.

[Longhornfrenzy 5781]

.

[Scholz 11948]

Wow she's quite special

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

20 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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[Radical Larry 28655]

She’s a fucking idiot.

[Leanderman 2275]

She got into johnny crackheads stash.........................again?

[Magus Ossis 2815]

I'd say it's a coin flip whether they do as well as she predicts. Heads-no, tails- no, edge- yes.

[demos 3004]

Ovaries on the table.

[rickyspub 801]

3 hours ago, demos said:

Ovaries on the table.

Survey says...

 

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[williemackgarza 1826]

Didnt this old hag say the same shit last year and was like “book it!”?
Or was that just recruiting shit she got wrong?
Fuckin gray haired vag all confused
Mee maw off her meds again.

[markstanco 12586]

Maybe I am bad at Twitter. Maybe not. But nothing on his Twitter says anything about this recruit flipping. I know aggy diesnt lie steal or cheat so I must be missing something.

[Richter 2261]

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Maybe I am bad at Twitter. Maybe not. But nothing on his Twitter says anything about this recruit flipping. I know aggy diesnt lie steal or cheat so I must be missing something.

Maybe you’ve been investing in the wrong Facebook group memberships?

[texifornia 57032]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Maybe I am bad at Twitter. Maybe not. But nothing on his Twitter says anything about this recruit flipping. I know aggy diesnt lie steal or cheat so I must be missing something.

Not to really defend Hamm, this is step one in the flip process. Straight Rising-style flips are super rare.

[Beau Vine 54311]

Jaquelin????

[Hanrahan 1306]

Did you mean Jacqueline?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

[markstanco 12586]

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1102002921951109122?s=19

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1102002921951109122?s=19

You're aware those are locked, right? You're gonna need to screen print it.

[satyanash 14567]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You're aware those are locked, right? You're gonna need to screen print it.

[oh_snap 694]

It’s a video. Apparently he’s on break (looks like the little fella got a job at the carnival) and shooting a basketball. 

[Tree Fidy 1174]

Hey midget, we all know you read this thread. Ex Mrs Hamm says she doesn’t miss you, your micro-penis, or your premature ejaculation. ?

[Tex Pete 20407]

18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Oh look. He’s recruiting again. 

[EE2B 1565]

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1102002921951109122?s=19

Damnit Stanco.

[markstanco 12586]

You're aware those are locked, right? You're gonna need to screen print it.

Yea I forgot. Sorry about that, glad it got picked up.

[williemackgarza 1826]

“Taylor Hamm, one of the douchiest lil bitch dick muncher mother fuckers Ive ever seen”/ any normal human being not called aggy

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Covered? Guy still thinks he covers recruiting.