6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Neonmoon 38129]

When your lawyer says to stay off twitter but your 5 vodkas deep 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

When your lawyer says to stay off twitter but your 5 vodkas deep 

For a brain damaged midget wanker like hamm that would be two sips of a zima in.

[markstanco 12577]

*you're

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

*you're

If CDC can make the mistake, we all can. 

[Auto Driller 2506]

The state should require aggy to teach the life stories of Taylor Hamm and Daniel Figurelli at fish camp.

[markstanco 12577]

If CDC can make the mistake, we all can. 

He could of proofed it a little better

[SydneyCarton 48110]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

8 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If CDC can make the mistake, we all can. 

He could of proofed it a little better

*HAVE. Could HAVE proofed it a little better. 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Grsmmar nazi unite!!

[KYHorn 17076]

4 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Grsmmar nazi unite!!

Nazis* for we is many

[DeweyCox 366]

59 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Nazis* for we is many

Mini* for fucks ache!

[KYHorn 17076]

Next person to mention grammar or spelling is taking a brake.

[DeweyCox 366]

Hey, Farva...what’s that guy’s name that plays Frasier?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

Next person to mention grammar or spelling is taking a brake.

Not a good idea right now. You're bound to get caught.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

2 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Next person to mention grammar or spelling is taking a brake.

Tap the breaks there ,hoss

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

6 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Tap the breaks there ,hoss

Their. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

 

7 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Tap the breaks there ,hoss

 

33 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Their. 

Haus

[markstanco 12577]

*HAVE. Could HAVE proofed it a little better. 

Whoosh

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 
Haus

You rang?

[GRHorn 105]

On 3/2/2019 at 6:42 PM, satyanash said:

He’s still getting his Aggy talking points. Staying on message. 

[Scholz 11944]

Best player evah.  He's a mix of Calvin Johnson/Jerry Rice/Steve Largent/Terrell Owens.  Except only the good traits of all of them because none of those guys individually match up to Demas.

[Sejjr 3246]

Will he still be the absolute best WR ever if he flips somewhere, I wonder? 

[rickyspub 801]

9 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Best player evah.  He's a mix of Calvin Johnson/Jerry Rice/Steve Largent/Terrell Owens.  Except only the good traits of all of them because none of those guys individually match up to Demas.

Stop shitting on his talent! His traits are better than any of their traits. His traits can't be described as just 'good'. I guess 'great' would be OK, but anything short of 'generational' is to disrespect him. 

[Scholz 11944]

6 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Will he still be the absolute best WR ever if he flips somewhere, I wonder? 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Will he still be the absolute best WR ever if he flips somewhere, I wonder? 

"Not a knock on demas, but He obviously had  peaked as a junior. And <fill in the blank aggy commit> simply  got better. "  

[markstanco 12577]

Why do all these kids pick aggy as their safety school then flip? Is it some running joke between the players?

[Huckleberry 32997]

Just now, markstanco said:

Why do all these kids pick aggy as their safety school then flip? Is it some running joke between the players?

Who in particular are you talking about? I don't think Demas is going to flip, I think he's sold on them for whatever reason, just like Jaylon Jones and Leal last year.

Most of the "flips" are guys that were never committed, never actually that interested in A&M, and their various site mods put in CB picks for A&M to create fauxmentum.

[texifornia 56999]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Who in particular are you talking about? I don't think Demas is going to flip, I think he's sold on them for whatever reason, just like Jaylon Jones Demani Richardson and Leal last year.

Most of the "flips" are guys that were never committed, never actually that interested in A&M, and their various site mods put in CB picks for A&M to create fauxmentum.

fify

[Huckleberry 32997]

Just bad writing. I meant just like Jaylon Jones and also just like Leal last year.

[Machinator 32099]

Hamm is saying that A&M is backing off Hornsby. Who knows what's actually happening, but that recruitment doesn't appear to be a slam dunk anymore for them.

[Chuckie Finster 22700]

Just now, Machinator said:

Hamm is saying that A&M is backing off Hornsby. Who knows what's actually happening, but that recruitment doesn't appear to be a slam dunk anymore for them.

[Leanderman 2275]

Hornsby is wising up I bet?

[texifornia 56999]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Hamm is saying that A&M is backing off Hornsby. Who knows what's actually happening, but that recruitment doesn't appear to be a slam dunk anymore for them.

He's looked really meh in camps/7v7 recently. Combined with Mom and associated handlers angling for a payday and they might have actually backed off.

[Huckleberry 32997]

Yeah, I almost believe him on this one. Hornsby has fast become not worth what his recruitment will cost, both figuratively and literally.

[markstanco 12577]

36 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Who in particular are you talking about? I don't think Demas is going to flip, I think he's sold on them for whatever reason, just like Jaylon Jones and Leal last year.

Most of the "flips" are guys that were never committed, never actually that interested in A&M, and their various site mods put in CB picks for A&M to create fauxmentum.

nobody in particular.  It seems like it happens a LOT though with soph and jr players and they change their sr year. 

Edit: also, Demas was 80% CB to Texas, 20 to aggy last week. 

Edited March 4, 2019 by markstanco
ou sucks

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

But the aggy masses have flooded their forums with posts about how great Hornsby is.  That’s going to take a lot of whitewashing. 

[Auto Driller 2506]

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the aggy masses have flooded their forums with posts about how great Hornsby is.  That’s going to take a lot of whitewashing. 

Fear not - the texags moderators are up to the task.

[ClubWhatever 12145]

I swear not 6 weeks ago they were calling him better than Vince young or some bull shit like ‘at.  

[Scholz 11944]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I swear not 6 weeks ago they were calling him better than Vince young or some bull shit like ‘at.  

Whoever they get will be better than Vincent Paul Young Jr.  And whoever they don't get won't be.  Duh.

[golfclap 6903]

10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I swear not 6 weeks ago they were calling him better than Vince young or some bull shit like ‘at.  

this one? 

Quote

There is nobody in the country with more upside than Hornsby.

 

Aside from the red flags with handlers/coaches/mom drama, etc ...   Hornsby finally measured/tested somewhere and he was barely over 6'1" 168 pounds had 4.74 40 and a freaking 4.51 shuttle and 28 inch vert. 

Like a lot of guys with early ranking and hype the numbers that were being sold (ht/wt/40) were horseshit. 

He was billed as 6'3" and a 4.5 guy. He is not. 

Edited March 4, 2019 by golfclap

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I swear not 6 weeks ago they were calling him better than Vince young or some bull shit like ‘at.  

they must have meant better than reggie mcneal because he was better than vince 

[Viper 12109]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Hamm is saying that A&M is backing off Hornsby. Who knows what's actually happening, but that recruitment doesn't appear to be a slam dunk anymore for them.

The Hill being lit 🔥🔥🔥 is what's happening

Edited March 4, 2019 by Viper
needed more lit

[Updawg 2268]

Why did they let Brewster get away, it seems like a big loss? Did he just want to get the hell out of college station I assume ?

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, Updawg said:

Why did they let Brewster get away, it seems like a big loss? Did he just want to get the hell out of college station I assume ?

Yes

[HtownHorn 14724]

5 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Why did they let Brewster get away, it seems like a big loss? Did he just want to get the hell out of college station I assume ?

He didn't want to go in the 1st place. Tried to get on the staffs at both Texas and OU before settling for a million and College Station.

[texasstrong12 4668]

The VY label is going to be the new curse. Shawn Robinson and now Hornsby. 

[texasstrong12 4668]

4 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, I almost believe him on this one. Hornsby has fast become not worth what his recruitment will cost, both figuratively and literally.

Yup. I'm interested to watch that recruitment because he's acting like a top 10 type recruit when his value is probably a mid 4 star type. 

Edited March 5, 2019 by texasstrong12

[Sabalo 996]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

The Hill being lit 🔥🔥🔥 is what's happening

I don't know whether to pull for Mack and Brewster getting the kid to go to NC, or hoping he goes to Aggy and flames out.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

3 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

I don't know whether to pull for Mack and Brewster getting the kid to go to NC, or hoping he goes to Aggy and flames out.

Don't care as long as he doesn't transfer to ou in 3 years and win a Heisman

[Leanderman 2275]

I am gonna pull for Mack. gomers tears are so very special.

[closetojumping 62746]

10 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Yup. I'm interested to watch that recruitment because he's acting like a top 10 type recruit when his value is probably a mid 4 star type. 

I’ve been saying that he’ll eventually barely be clinging to the 4th star and may lose it altogether. He’s a top 100 player in Texas, but he’s not a top 50 guy.