6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Telegraph_it 3357]

A Mecca of culture and networking. 

[Bevo14 8303]

20 hours ago, markstanco said:

And yet the "most powerful network in the world" can't help you keep your job in pool sales or pool maintenance or whatever his job was. How ironic.

And yes hamm, that's exactly what BC is selling. Party time! I completely understand your audience believes this because they are dolts like you.

"Come here and party and still win more than aggy"

[SHOOTER12 8800]

21 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Just a reminder:  the Roman sewer system is one of the oldest and widest reaching networks in the world!

And much like aggy Network it is full of stale rancid shit.

Edited April 10, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Hamm can get a job as a checker at Buccee's.  aggy network.  He can work making the pimento cheese or unloading the deer corn pallets.  

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

College Station is so lit, they added a second water tower.

I know it isn't Kyle Field, but what stadium is that to the right of the water tower? Soccer? Track? Meat judging?

Edited April 11, 2019 by rickyspub

[Deej 76750]

Just now, rickyspub said:

I know it isn't the Kyle Field, but what stadium is that to the right of the water tower? Soccer? Track? Meat judging?

That's HEB. It was open, and was a very nice HEB. Full of ugly women, though.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Architecture?  The football field is Kroger.  The baseball field is HEB.  The basketball arena is Safeway.   The track is Weingarten's.  

[cochamps 1879]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

College Station is so lit, they added a second water tower.

That dump isn’t even an arm pit.  Just insert enema here.

[Deej 76750]

So, that's the view from my room at the Best Western Plus. I was there while my dog was at aggy for surgery. I will give that place credit, the guy at the front desk was excited Bama was losing to Clemson, the lady that ran breakfast told me, when she found out I was from Austin, " This has to be hard for you", and the building is burnt orange. Somebody didn't get the memo.

[TBGFL 397]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

College Station is so lit, they added a second water tower.

What a shit hole. It's Pyongyang but with an HEB.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

 

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Architecture?  The football field is Kroger.  The baseball field is HEB.  The basketball arena is Safeway.   The track is Weingarten's.  

The glory holes are Der Wienerschnitzel.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

That water tower at Tower Point (Tower Point? What the fuck kind of neighborhood name is that) has been there since I moved here in 2002. The cow pasture was replaced by that HEB about five years ago.

[texifornia 56851]

16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That water tower at Tower Point (Tower Point? What the fuck kind of neighborhood name is that) has been there since I moved here in 2002. The cow pasture was replaced by that HEB about five years ago.

Figures aggy would look at the one hill-type-feature in their flat little town and proceed to call it a "point" instead.

[markstanco 12570]

Hamm can get a job as a checker at Buccee's.  aggy network.  He can work making the pimento cheese or unloading the deer corn pallets.  

Hey, when you catch it right they sell 50 pound sacks for $6. I look like I'm low riding in the rear when that happens.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Hamm can get a job as a checker at Buccee's.  aggy network.  He can work making the pimento cheese or unloading the deer corn pallets.  

You can get a job making pimento cheese at Buccee's?

[Leanderman 2275]

He should be a shoe in as a men's room cleaner at Buccee's  since he has spent so much time in them with young teenage boys.

[Tony Two K 600]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

11 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hamm can get a job as a checker at Buccee's.  aggy network.  He can work making the pimento cheese or unloading the deer corn pallets.  

Hey, when you catch it right they sell 50 pound sacks for $6. I look like I'm low riding in the rear when that happens.

I love pimento cheese too.

[Chuckie Finster 22692]

On 4/9/2019 at 9:09 PM, markstanco said:

And yet the "most powerful network in the world" can't help you keep your job in pool sales or pool maintenance or whatever his job was. How ironic.

And yes hamm, that's exactly what BC is selling. Party time! I completely understand your audience believes this because they are dolts like you.

"Jimbo would never tolerate his coaches talking like this!"

Edited April 11, 2019 by Chuckie Finster

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

1 hour ago, Tony Two K said:

I love pimento cheese too.

Well it is Masters weekend

[markstanco 12570]

13 hours ago, rickyspub said:

I know it isn't Kyle Field, but what stadium is that to the right of the water tower? Soccer? Track? Meat judging?

Thats not a water tower, it's South Austin's Mom's dildo. 

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

Come on MS, that's just harsh, that's way too small to be her dildo.

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

23 hours ago, Deej said:

College Station is so lit, they added a second water tower.

looks like that HEB is open, at least. 

[Leanderman 2275]

Surprised they did not demand to paint the HEB maroon .

[ClubWhatever 12120]

You can tell they are the best engineering school by all the industrial strength looking buildings and shit that aren't falling down.

[cochamps 1879]

16 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You can tell they are the best engineering school by all the industrial strength looking buildings and shit that aren't falling down yet.

Fify

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

You can tell they are the best engineering school by all the industrial strength looking buildings and shit that aren't falling down.

The road behind that HEB is one of the few major East-West arteries in town, and it is a cartographical nightmare. Seriously, the folks who designed the roadways in that part of town were probably deranged to start with, but they obviously got ahold of some bad acid the day they made their CAD drawings.

[Sejjr 3246]

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The road behind that HEB is one of the few major East-West arteries in town, and it is a cartographical nightmare. Seriously, the folks who designed the roadways in that part of town were probably deranged to start with, but they obviously got ahold of some bad acid the day they made their CAD drawings.

Crayon Assited Drawrings?

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

If you want to see Hamm's tiny brain explode, reply to his tweet and ask which network is more power, the aggy network or the sec network.

[Leanderman 2275]

They just paved the cow paths.

[Laughable Losers 43]

On 4/10/2019 at 7:22 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Architecture?  The football field is Kroger.  The baseball field is HEB.  The basketball arena is Safeway.   The track is Weingarten's.  

Weingarten's?

Damn you must be as old as I am. Grew up off Washington Ave/Waugh Dr. where we shopped at the old Weingarten's on West Gray in the 70's. I think they all shut down in the mid 80's

 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, Laughable Losers said:

Weingarten's?

Damn you must be as old as I am. Grew up off Washington Ave/Waugh Dr. where we shopped at the old Weingarten's on West Gray in the 70's. I think they all shut down in the mid 80's

 

 

Yep.  And made more money off their real estate holdings than they ever did in the grocery business.  Smart people.

[Laughable Losers 43]

13 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

You can tell they are the best engineering school by all the industrial strength looking buildings and shit that aren't falling down.

Their engineering school is becoming as watered down as the rest of the "Diploma Mill" school. My son applied there and was accepted into their honors engineering college. (He also got accepted into Cockrell at UT - Thank God). They won't even let freshmen declare a major now. Freshmen are accepted conditionally and must apply for their discipline for their Sophomore year.

A UT Austin counselor told us they do that because it forces the student to spend extra time and tuition costs, basically making them take classes outside of their field so they can maximize revenue.

aggy is just  a money grubbing crack whole, so they can pay for Jimbo and now Buzz.

[Chopper 17228]

4 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

If you want to see Hamm's tiny brain explode, reply to his tweet and ask which network is more power, the aggy network or the sec network.

I am of the opinion that Hammster made the "more power" typo because he's so used to typing "white power" on the other websites he frequents.

On 4/10/2019 at 10:19 PM, Leanderman said:

He should be a shoe in as a men's room cleaner at Buccee's  since he has spent so much time in them with young teenage boys.

On the one hand, Buccee's does try to hire special needs people so Hammster might catch on there. On the other, they try to hire good people and not lazy, lying pieces of shit. So he'd probably have to try to hide his true nature.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

It's very clear by this time that even the vaunted aggy network isn't going to get Hamm another job. He's essentially rendered himself unemployable by those who were sucking up to him and cheering his every witticism and zinger a few years ago. Not even an insurance salesman would be stupid enough to hire him, especially one who watches a lot of film.

[Bevo14 8303]

14 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

It's very clear by this time that even the vaunted aggy network isn't going to get Hamm another job. He's essentially rendered himself unemployable by those who were sucking up to him and cheering his every witticism and zinger a few years ago. Not even an insurance salesman would be stupid enough to hire him, especially one who watches a lot of film.

What about one that watches tape?

[Scholz 11938]

On 4/10/2019 at 6:23 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

And much like aggy Network it is full of stale rancid shit.

Is that why aggys kept killing folks with Blue Bell Listeria?

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

On 3/31/2019 at 1:54 PM, EZ$ said:

Can someone re-post that graphic showing Tech, A&M and NW as the 3 shittiest programs ever?

Now it's just A&M and Northwestern. Barring some miraculous turn around I think NW will be the last one to leave that list.

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

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[texifornia 56851]

Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

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She's. From. Florida.

[Scholz 11938]

What. A. Moronic. Crusty. Old. Bitch.

[Shift 23]

I. Cannot. Wait. For aggy to turn on Jimbo after going 8-5 the next few seasons.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

If you want to see Hamm's tiny brain explode, reply to his tweet and ask which network is more power, the aggy network or the sec network.

That's too cruel.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Karen typed @aggieKKL.   Most red ass gomers know she missed that last keystroke one to the right.  

[Radical Larry 28539]

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That feeling is just gas right before a huge shit.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Their engineering school is becoming as watered down as the rest of the "Diploma Mill" school. My son applied there and was accepted into their honors engineering college. (He also got accepted into Cockrell at UT - Thank God). They won't even let freshmen declare a major now. Freshmen are accepted conditionally and must apply for their discipline for their Sophomore year.
A UT Austin counselor told us they do that because it forces the student to spend extra time and tuition costs, basically making them take classes outside of their field so they can maximize revenue.
aggy is just  a money grubbing crack whole, so they can pay for Jimbo and now Buzz.

Apply for their discipline?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

8 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

That feeling is just gas right before a huge shit.

Karen Key Logger

[Tex Pete 20326]

19 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

That feeling is just gas right before a huge shit.

If that stupid skank watched the game, she was feeling chest pains. They looked like complete shit. 

[Chooky 13307]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

If that stupid skank watched the game, she was feeling chest pains. They looked like complete shit. 

Joke is on you.  Aggies won while Hamm stood tall.

[golfclap 6903]

On 4/12/2019 at 5:05 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Oh really? Here are the fucking "highlights" Karen. 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Joke is on you.  Aggies won while Hamm stood tall.

Wat?

THE Aggies' game was March 20th.
https://nmstatesports.com/news/2019/3/6/-nmstatefootball-set-for-spring-game.aspx