6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

More aggy spring game highlites...

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

38 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Oh really? Here are the fucking "highlights" Karen. 

 

Jesus H....those are horrific highlights!  That feels more like a blooper real.  Some of Blumricks passes looked good until they ended up in defenders arms.  Just plain awful.....all of that.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

57 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Joke is on you.  Aggies won while Hamm stood tall.

Regrets, he’s had a few...

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

Shitty double post, still better than aggy’s spring game though 

Edited April 13, 2019 by Spawn of Cthulhu
General incompetence with my ipad

[KYHorn 17,076]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Oh really? Here are the fucking "highlights" Karen. 

 

That move at the end by ol Jimbo got him another 10k from KKL and got KKL a few extra "personal moments" this week.

For the rest of us, it was more like

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Shitty double post, still better than aggy’s spring game though 

Double post?

SHITTY double post?

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Hamm is a member of the most powerful network in the world you dumb sip. 

[Angry Gorilla 1,768]

you mean most power network

[texifornia 56,999]

Meemaw

Quote

 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Meemaw

 

that is such a loser way to look at.... everything

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,259]

"Really getting annoying. Act like they have been a dynasty forever."

 

Had to do a double take.

[Scholz 11,944]

She's just mad because they ran her middle aged sexy stubble man out of town and she had to move to that cow pasture.

[Katfid54 8,635]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

She's just mad because they ran her middle aged sexy stubble man out of town and she had to move to that cow pasture.

[Scholz 11,944]

That's a rough looking 53

[texifornia 56,999]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

That's a rough looking 53

Evan Williams Green Label and constant stress apparently do not do wonders for your hairline.

[Scholz 11,944]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Evan Williams Green Label and constant stress apparently do not do wonders for your hairline.

I'm sure dozens of college kids banging your wife didn't help either.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,281]

Jimbo "lives for moments like this" lulz.  Like the moment Auburn made a big comeback with minutes left, those moments?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

Clemson was so worried about aggy they put a true freshman QB in on the third series.

[The Earl of Texas 3,132]

Candi’s had more reps from NFL players than the 225 lb bench

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

In fairness, it does seem forever since aggy last won a championship.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

That's a rough looking 53

...when your age matches your height in inches...

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

31 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

In fairness, it does seem forever since aggy last won a championship.

why is fsu soft now i wonder...oh yeah - the previous coach left the new guy a big steaming turd

[Beau Vine 54,253]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

why is fsu soft now i wonder...oh yeah - the previous coach left the new guy a big steaming turd

THEY NOT IN DA ESS EEEE SEEE!!!!

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

She's just mad because they ran her middle aged sexy stubble man out of town and she had to move to that cow pasture.

Never been toTalalalalhASSeee eh?

 

It's College Station with pine trees and a giant white penis capitillol building.

 

She prolly pissed though that thar ain't no waffle house in tha station so she cain't go in wh all blind drunk after a hard nite of turnihg twentyfi cent tricks and just point at the piturs of foo to get sometin to et. Pooooor aggggggy.

 

 

 

[TexasGolf 4,967]

Scared them to death Mack Brown style

[UTEX90 589]

Karen's post should have been.  "Really getting annoying. We have been a dynasty never."

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

I will NOT allow disparaging remarks about a 230 am sloppy drunk Waffle House visit. 

Thats exactly when a patty melt with waffle buns and a whole plate of hash browns is the best deal on the planet. 

[texifornia 56,999]

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I will NOT allow disparaging remarks about a 230 am sloppy drunk Waffle House visit. 

Thats exactly when a patty melt with waffle buns and a whole plate of hash browns is the best deal on the planet. 

One of the all-time great Anthony Bourdain scenes was exactly that

[Chopper 17,238]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

patty melt with waffle buns

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I will NOT allow disparaging remarks about a 230 am sloppy drunk Waffle House visit. 
Thats exactly when a patty melt with waffle buns and a whole plate of hash browns is the best deal on the planet. 

That wasn't a disparaging remark about Waffle House you twit, that was a disparaging remark about the 25 cent ho from key largo.

Waffle House is awesome!

And they have sense enough to not have one in cs.

Pointing at picturs of foo is way too complicated for the usual aggy. And all the whooping and humping and shit pisses off the normal Waffle House customers.

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

Always apprehensive when I get notified that phlegm has quoted me

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

6 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Never been toTalalalalhASSeee eh?

 

It's College Station with pine trees and a giant white penis capitillol building.

 

She prolly pissed though that thar ain't no waffle house in tha station so she cain't go in wh all blind drunk after a hard nite of turnihg twentyfi cent tricks and just point at the piturs of foo to get sometin to et. Pooooor aggggggy.

 

 

 

FAMU /= TAMU

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Always apprehensive when I get notified that phlegm has quoted me

For once, I won't bring up the rules and ask for pics.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

FAMU /= TAMU

FAMU Marching 100 would straight up murderate aggy ftab. Musically, marching, literally.



If aggy tried any of that Siege of South Main shit that they did to The M.O.B. on the Marching 100 there would be a fuckton of cut aggy afterwards.

[texifornia 56,999]

Yes, literally: https://www.cnn.com/2015/09/04/us/famu-hazing-sentencing/index.html

[HtownHorn 14,724]

On 4/15/2019 at 6:02 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Clemson was so worried about aggy they put a true freshman QB in on the third series.

and would have blown them out had the stuck with him.

[HtownHorn 14,724]

That Clemson thread is fucking hilarious. Tarp bringing the logic, basically saying the old bitch is retarded.

[UTEX90 589]

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

That Clemson thread is fucking hilarious. Tarp bringing the logic, basically saying the old bitch is retarded.

Link?

[Viper 12,109]

Guessing this one but I don't have a sub

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/Clemson-131220271/

[Machinator 32,099]

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Who is going to take them to the playoffs?  Mond, Calzada,  Blumrick, James Foster, or yet TBD unknown scrub?  I'll take my chances with Ehlinger, Thompson, Johnson and Card.  By the time Card graduates Baggins will be 6 million deep in that contract with nothing to show for it.   Karen will be back in Florida slurping on Manny's nuts.  

[Scholz 11,944]

They sure do talk tough for a bunch of scared pussies who run and hide.

[Ghost of Shag 2,614]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Who is going to take them to the playoffs?  Mond, Calzada,  Blumrick, James Foster, or yet TBD unknown scrub?  I'll take my chances with Ehlinger, Thompson, Johnson and Card.  By the time Card graduates Baggins will be 6 million deep in that contract with nothing to show for it.   Karen will be back in Florida slurping on Manny's nuts.  

I actually think Mond might be capable of making a playoff run in 2020.  He was significantly better this past year, and I think Jimbo will develop him well.  

Tua will be out of the picture by then, and none of the other offenses in that league are going to scare anyone, especially on the West side, unless you're a believer in LSU's "new offense."  

All that to say, Mond isn't terrible.  His 2018 stats are very similar to Ehlingers.  

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

"If aggy tried any of that Siege of South Main shit that they did to The M.O.B. on the Marching 100 there would be a fuckton of cut aggy afterwards. "

 

How can we make this happen?
 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

11 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

All that to say, Mond isn't terrible.  His 2018 stats are very similar to Ehlingers.  

Pass efficiency Sam #32 and Mond at #61. Mond had at least 4 complete gimmes on the aggy schedule. 

[Scholz 11,944]

7 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Pass efficiency Sam #32 and Mond at #61. Mond had at least 4 complete gimmes on the aggy schedule. 

Their OOC schedule is so fucking pussy.  The only reason their record is decent.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,281]

29 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I actually think Mond might be capable of making a playoff run in 2020.  He was significantly better this past year, and I think Jimbo will develop him well.  

Tua will be out of the picture by then, and none of the other offenses in that league are going to scare anyone, especially on the West side, unless you're a believer in LSU's "new offense."  

All that to say, Mond isn't terrible.  His 2018 stats are very similar to Ehlingers.  

Bo Nix at Auburn looks like he's going to be really good.  Aggy still has road games in 2020 @ Bama', Auburn, and Miss. State.  Good bet they'll drop at least 2 of those.

This will be the best chance they have for a big bowl game with the main OOC game being at home vs Colorado and the cross divisional draw being Vanderbilt.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

I'm glad we were able to find teams with "a pussy schedule" to "get a deal with" like LSU, Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Ohio State, and Michigan 

[Katfid54 8,635]

My money is on Mond declaring for the draft after the 2019 season.  Dude clearly despises the shit he has to go through under Jimbo.

[Sabalo 996]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I actually think Mond might be capable of making a playoff run in 2020.  He was significantly better this past year, and I think Jimbo will develop him well.  

Tua will be out of the picture by then, and none of the other offenses in that league are going to scare anyone, especially on the West side, unless you're a believer in LSU's "new offense."  

All that to say, Mond isn't terrible.  His 2018 stats are very similar to Ehlingers.  

I'm sure Alabama will be dog shit afterTua and easy pickings for Jimbo.