6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Pretty sure everybody knows they are the richest university in the universe. An extra 1.5 is chump change to them being debt free and all.

Richest in the universe?

Ahem

[texifornia 56869]

There's calling your shot, then there's this fucking hail Mary

[Radical Larry 28566]

She’s a fucking idiot.

[Scholz 11938]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

She’s a fucking idiot.

Palabra 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

She’s a fucking idiot.

I disagree. I seriously doubt she's fucking.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

I disagree. I seriously doubt she's fucking.

You’d be surprised.



Not that I’d pound that gash. Just sayin’—someone probably would.

[HtownHorn 14671]

I wouldn't be surprised if the Holland/Hamm feud was a work in the same vein as Kaufman/Lawler.

[Terry Silver 219]

 

it wasn't happening... until it did. 

[texifornia 56869]

Hamm is BACK baby

Spoiler

 

[Goodman 3273]

“Not going in great direction” what a fucking 995 clown. Does he really think he impacts a recruits decision?

[Machinator 32099]

Just now, Goodman said:

“Not going in great direction” what a fucking 995 clown. Does he really think he impacts a recruits decision?

No, he just doesn't want to have to moderate 6Figs discussion.

[Chooky 13307]

What in the bloody fuck is "ITs lit?"

[EE2B 1565]

What in the bloody fuck is "ITs lit?"

“The Station” of course.

[texifornia 56869]

6 hours ago, Chooky said:

What in the bloody fuck is "ITs lit?"

Wherever Brewster is, aka UNC.

[Chooky 13307]

Okay, thanks. I forgot about Brewster. I thought Hamm was starting a site called Its lit where you get the best info and nobody cares about contractions. 

[Beau Vine 54209]

On 4/22/2019 at 8:16 PM, closetojumping said:

It’s less than $6million after taxes and then you have to deduct for expenses. If he’s great with his money, he has $5million in the aftermath and he’s 68 living in College Station. I’m not saying it’s a death sentence, but it’s not a great life. 

Let's be honest -- living in College Station wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.  But having to deal daily with A&M's multiple BMDs, who are still nothing but clueless gomers with huge amounts of money, would be high up on the list of worst things in the world.  Plus, you couldn't go anywhere in public without the middle class gomers glomming onto you and giving advice. 

[Terry Silver 219]

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Let's be honest -- living in College Station wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.  But having to deal daily with A&M's multiple BMDs, who are still nothing but clueless gomers with huge amounts of money, would be high up on the list of worst things in the world.  Plus, you couldn't go anywhere in public without the middle class gomers glomming onto you and giving advice. 

This is a great post.  I think back to all the recent aggy coaches, particularly Mark Turgeon, who was likely overwhelmed by the aggy hordes.  Of course there were comments by Turgeon about how great it is living there and whatnot, and the texags posters would remark about how great it is to see the Turgeon family at church or at a restaurant or wherever and the aggy would whip themselves into a frenzy about it.  Imagine having to deal with that on a daily basis.  Then think about having to deal with guys like John Sharp and Rick Perry on a professional level.  It's next to impossible.  

*The only aggy coach that hasn't left town in the middle of the night is Rob Childress.  He's been there 12 or so years and he's had some success.  Either he likes knowing the aggy touch themselves when they see him at a restaurant, or he tells them to cut it out and leave him alone.

Edited April 25, 2019 by Terry Silver

[Dennis Taylor 18810]

14 hours ago, Chooky said:

What in the bloody fuck is "ITs lit?"

toyotas

[MrPhlegm 3413]

She’s a fucking idiot.

Palabra 

I disagree. I seriously doubt she's fucking.

You’d be surprised.



Not that I’d pound that gash. Just sayin’—someone probably would.

Ahem

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Dat rotating horn doe. Holyshit! Lol

[texifornia 56869]

[Goodman 3273]

Ahh Karen with the simple "bullshit" response, granny is such a pro.

[Scholz 11938]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Woodward probably is about the money, actually. And he was in the perfect position to be aware that aggy doesn't really have any.

[texifornia 56869]

The meltdown we've all been waiting for is near. Let's see a couple more losses in big games and enjoy the show.

[texifornia 56869]

Continued

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

She’s burned bridges everywhere, with everyone. This is inevitable. However, this took longer than I thought, and I think it because that’s the one fan base where she’s actually the  best fit - put your fingers in your ears and SCREAM what you wish reality was, in hopes you can make it that way.

[Carl Spackler 3479]

[Bevo14 8303]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Continued

Ah, the old aggy endowment burn. Because that money can be thrown around easily on the reg like cash

Edited April 26, 2019 by Bevo14

[Terry Silver 219]

Karen was also lusting after Brewster for many years.  Is she now stalking the UNC message boards?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Continued

So, they have no idea that the PUF cannot be spent on athletics?

Edited April 26, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Johnny Sack 8397]

What is their actual endowment?  For the college station campus.  I am pretty sure ours is much larger but they resort to their typical lying/obfuscation to make themselves appear better than they are.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

21 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

What is their actual endowment?  For the college station campus.  I am pretty sure ours is much larger but they resort to their typical lying/obfuscation to make themselves appear better than they are.

I can only find system numbers and not individual components. $13.5billion to Texas' $30.8billion.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colleges_and_universities_in_the_United_States_by_endowment

Talking endowment smack while in a 14 team conference where only 3 of those schools care about academics is funny.

Edited April 26, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Carl Spackler 3479]

9 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Talking endowment smack while in a 14 team conference where only 3 of those schools care about academics is funny.

Three?  There's Vanderbilt and . . . uh . . . ?

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Three?  There's Vanderbilt and . . . uh . . . ?

Florida and Georgia 

[texifornia 56869]

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Three?  There's Vanderbilt and . . . uh . . . ?

UGA and UF aren't bad in the solid public flagship sense.

[Carl Spackler 3479]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

UGA and UF aren't bad in the solid public flagship sense.

I did not realize that.  Just did some googling and, sure enough, they both appear on "top public universities" lists.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Not all of the coloring books in Auburn's library have been filled in, so there's that.

[texifornia 56869]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

It sounds like Karen needs to sail away to Key Largo.

[Tex Pete 20339]

Karen’s a stupid bitch. I can assure you Clemson was thinking nothing of aggy when they wrote the AD’s contract. 

Hopefully Karen and aggy all go out together Heaven’s Gate style. Pro-tip: nobody likes any of you. 

[BigSwingingD 719]

It would an epic troll job if one of you glorious bastards was KKL, but we have seen pics of the old hag.

Shes actually the perfect aggy.

[Leanderman 2275]

Is Karen stuffing shoes or handing out crab legs for dumbo? Seems strange she shows up in Texas right after dumbo baggins leaves free shoes university?

[campcrunk 2438]

6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Is Karen stuffing shoes or handing out crab legs for dumbo? Seems strange she shows up in Texas right after dumbo baggins leaves free shoes university?

She has some kind of position in his endowment or something, I believe. I'm sure the whole thing is completely legitimate and not at all related to paying players.

[Leanderman 2275]

"She has some kind of position in his endowment or something, I believe"

Well we know the position sure is not missionary :).

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

48 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Karen’s a stupid bitch. I can assure you Clemson was thinking nothing of aggy when they wrote the AD’s contract. 

Hopefully Karen and aggy all go out together Heaven’s Gate style. Pro-tip: nobody likes any of you. 

They’re an Adidas school

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

21 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

They’re an Adidas school

#threestripedeath

[Bear19 82]

1 hour ago, BigSwingingD said:

It would an epic troll job if one of you glorious bastards was KKL, but we have seen pics of the old hag.

Shes actually the perfect aggy.

I haven’t seen them. Someone re-post them.

[Sejjr 3246]

1 hour ago, Bear19 said:

I haven’t seen them. Someone re-post them.

Let's not.