6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[SimkinsMan 4386]

Where is "Held a million dollar listing"?

[Chopper 17230]

"Evaluated mortgage financing options" seems to be a bit of an oversell as well. I think he means he sent referrals to an independent mortgage guy once or twice because said mortgage guy bought him dinner and let him finger his sheep.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

27 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Where is "Held a million dollar listing"?

I mean anyone can hold a reservation 

[Leanderman 2275]

If you look under his name in the Texas Real Estate Commission he completed the 180 hour course in a week from Lone Star College in Tomball. He must be mensa as well to complete his course work that quickly?

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

15 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I mean anyone can hold a reservation 

No, anyone can take the reservation. 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

If you look under his name in the Texas Real Estate Commission he completed the 180 hour course in a week from Lone Star College in Tomball. He must be mensa as well to complete his course work that quickly?

Theres only 168 hours in a week

[tejas60 3533]

dude doubled up.

[Eastwood 4394]

"Prepared documents such as... Deeds." If he wasn't careful with that, he was practicing law without a license.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Theres only 168 hours in a week

[Radical Larry 28585]

42 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

"Prepared documents such as... Deeds." If he wasn't careful with that, he was practicing law without a license.

 

[Treefidy 1463]

On 4/27/2019 at 7:28 PM, texifornia said:

The executive recruiting business? (Frenzy actually has his whole resume up)

Recruiting source INTERNATIONAL 

aggyU, Houston Texas area.   Shouldn't it be intrastate?

as far as listing every single facet of what a real estate agent may or may not do as experience, that's just a sad way to build a resume  

"answered phones; transferred calles to respective extensions; screened telemarketing calls;  made coffee for the boss;  cleaned the coffee pot; took out trash;  restocked condiments;  put signs in yard for the bosses open house showing;  washed her car for her.  Tuesday:..."

[texifornia 56923]

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

17 hours ago, Chopper said:

I think he means he sent referrals to an independent mortgage guy once or twice because said mortgage guy bought him dinner and let him finger his sheep.

and some of you scoff at the famed aggy network... 

[Beau Vine 54212]

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That last line is good as well. TREC provides contracts, and MLS provides market research. Negotiation is highly subjective. 

Here, now you too can be adept at contract drafting. 

https://www.trec.texas.gov/forms-and-contracts

Pretty sure that he thinks that "contract drafting" is choosing which one of those contracts provided to use.  You know, like the NFL draft.

[Beau Vine 54212]

17 hours ago, Leanderman said:

If you look under his name in the Texas Real Estate Commission he completed the 180 hour course in a week from Lone Star College in Tomball. He must be mensa as well to complete his course work that quickly?

That's a correspondence course LSC does.  It took me about a week, too. 

[Scholz 11942]

Hey, MeeMaw, you're a creepy, gross old woman.  Have some self awareness.  JFC.

[Leanderman 2275]

"That's a correspondence course LSC does.  It took me about a week, too."

Just like his love, johnny crackhead, online courses. I wonder how many hours he spent at the glory hole convincing someone to do the work for him? 

 

[Terry Silver 219]

Hamm should list sucking John Manziel's cock on his resume.  Because if there's one thing aggy loves, it's sucking John Manziel's cock.

[Katfid54 8628]

17 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Hamm should list sucking John Manziel's cock on his resume.  Because if there's one thing aggy loves, it's sucking John Manziel's cock.

There's a 0% chance Hamm has sucked Manziel's cock.  How would he have been able to get it in his mouth, when Looch's mouth has been firmly sealed around its base for 7 years?

[texifornia 56923]

[Telegraph_it 3357]

 

Overused GIF but it seems necessary. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5707]

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[Radical Larry 28585]

Completely normal behavior.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Am I reading that correctly that it took all of 10 hours, most of which were sleep hours, to meet his demands?

[Katfid54 8628]

Um that's a traditional toque.  Not a bonnet.

[randygilman 643]

Although their football team they cover is atrocious, i’m Sure FSU media is extremely relieved Karen isnt around anymore

[Leanderman 2275]

Those bonnets look like something the servers wear at a second rate buffet line. He should fit right in at colleyville,

[Focht Up 631]

That poor dog

[Wishbone 4759]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Um that's a traditional toque.  Not a bonnet.

Are you sure? 

[EastTexan 662]

1 hour ago, randygilman said:

Although their football team they cover is atrocious, i’m Sure FSU media is extremely relieved Karen isnt around anymore

She be creepy. Very creepy.

[Chooky 13307]

10 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

 

Overused GIF but it seems necessary. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Being fan of different teams due to a coach you’re not related to and moving across the country to follow him is just bizarre

[Wishbone 4759]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Being fan of different teams due to a coach you’re not related to and moving across the country to follow him is just bizarre

Bag hag.

[texifornia 56923]

aggy mods had to lock a Karen thread today

Quote

 

[randygilman 643]

Oh Damon, youre far too late

[texifornia 56923]

[Longhornfrenzy 5707]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think they are finally starting to figure that old skank out.

[Viper 12108]

Who is CJ?

[texifornia 56923]

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

Who is CJ?

Evans' brother, CJ Robinson

Edited May 3, 2019 by texifornia

[Viper 12108]

Ah ok I thought it was a recruit. Makes sense, the only people saying Evans might go to Aggy are selling something. 

[texifornia 56923]

Karen "happens" to run into the Evanses. As one does.

[Longhornfrenzy 5707]

Karen "happens" to run into the Evanses. As one does.

Mr Boyd evidently sees thru her bullshit

[UTCzech III 2907]

21 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Those bonnets look like something the servers wear at a second rate buffet line. He should fit right in at colleyville,

Yep.

 

[TtomTerrific 200]

 

not to mention, Karen,  an NCAA  teams' benefactor contacting recruits is a giant violation that aggy is intimately aware of, you know,  from the last time they overpaid a ridiculous coach with questionable compliance issues.

 

please forward your new found knowledge on to Billy Lucci and your pal "The Hamm" before one of our savvy SEC mates turns us the fuck in (after following Jimbo around and bird-dogging all of his "evaluations")

sincerely,

 that one reasonable aggy fan. 

[UTCzech III 2907]

I'm convinced John Sayles ran into Karen 20 years ago and based Frances McDormand's character in "Lone Star" on her...  

[lemonandaturd 4285]

5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

I'm convinced John Sayles ran into Karen 20 years ago and based Frances McDormand's character in "Lone Star" on her...  

 Karen reminds me of the landlady in Kingpin.  

[UTCzech III 2907]

Yeah, age and insanity will do that...

[Scholz 11942]

45 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

 Karen reminds me of the landlady in Three’s Company.

Fixed 

[cafe society 2868]

4 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

I'm convinced John Sayles ran into Karen 20 years ago and based Frances McDormand's character in "Lone Star" on her...  

Lol, spot fucking on.