6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Pato del Muerto 52625]

39 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Is EJ gone from covering Texas? Seems there was some noise about him moving on to cover Notre Dame recruiting?

The bgi at the end of his handle now is for blue and gold illustrated 

[Machinator 32099]

Karen on the new AD

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

I miss hamm...

[Sejjr 3246]

so is Daddy98 finally out of the closet?

[markstanco 12631]

I miss hamm...

Enquiring minds want to know who shut him up. Lawyer? Aggy? Friend?

We all know he doesnt have the self awareness to do it himself.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Enquiring minds want to know who shut him up. Lawyer? Aggy? Friend?

We all know he doesnt have the self awareness to do it himself.

My guess is he is in jail due to nonpayment of child support. 

[markstanco 12631]

No, he is retweeting only college stuff. Tweets about the astros

[texifornia 57178]

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[rickyspub 801]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Don't understand why she isn't out in Tampa stalking Winston.

[texifornia 57178]

She drunk

[Tex Pete 20538]

44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She drunk

Dat bitch nasty.

[Sejjr 3246]

If there is anyone who understands the inner workings of 18-year-old kids these days, it's a 70-year-old Bag Hag.

[Machinator 32099]

[oh_snap 694]

You can’t beat real world experience, so to be fair, Hamm is the foremost credible expert on “never making it in the industry.” Maybe he’s onto something.

 

[Sejjr 3246]

Hamm and Karen sittin' in a tree...

[Machinator 32099]

Hamm is giving advice.

[DaysOff 7977]

Preston...my man.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Hamm is the tallest midget in the industry for close to a decade.    

[Neonmoon 38130]

Define “successful”

[HtownHorn 14793]

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Define “successful”

Fired from 2 jobs.

To be fair, TO98 is just 3 mods posting to each other.

Edited June 2, 2019 by HtownHorn

[BurntOrangeCrush 1026]

Daddy98 is opening another Pabst and breaking down the text exchanges now. Should post his analysis around 3am

[Vertigo 20336]

38 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fired from 2 jobs.

To be fair, TO98 is just 3 mods posting to each other.

So it is the aggy version of shaggybevo?

[deech 2297]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

So it is the aggy version of shaggybevo?

With less socks.

[Leanderman 2277]

 

Just wondering when all these clowns shall appear on the "Jerry Springer Show"?

[markstanco 12631]

One of the most successful in the industry.

So much self awareness!

[texifornia 57178]

 

The campers and coaches are going to need those lead underwear from Chernobyl to prevent any unwanted contact

[rickyspub 801]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

The campers and coaches are going to need those lead underwear from Chernobyl to prevent any unwanted contact

She probably wants to know if she should double up her shot of HGH as the competition for dicks to suck will be intense.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Why does Karen pretend to have a real job? I know she's required as part of her unwritten bag lady contract to keep up appearances of not being just a Jimbo hack for recruiting, but I mean, c'mon, does anybody actually believe she's working for a legitimate company outside of her work creeping on teenage boys?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 6/2/2019 at 9:13 AM, markstanco said:

One of the most successful in the industry.

So much self awareness!

Hey, out of all the guys that have gotten shit out the back of the business... He's the best!!

[Scholz 11970]

God that disgusting lady creeps me the fuck out.

[Sejjr 3246]

Her hatred towards Hamm and his newfound place firmly on the sidelines kind of hints to her having a strong Jimbo fetish connection.

[UTCzech III 2907]

Bag hag set her twatter twitter to private?  Can't find it...

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

10 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Bag hag set her twatter twitter to private?  Can't find it...

Things I would never find out without being told. I'm more likely to look up Phyllis Diller on Twitter than the Ag Bag lady.

[markstanco 12631]

Her hatred towards Hamm and his newfound place firmly on the sidelines kind of hints to her having a strong Jimbo fetish connection.

So. Much. This.

It's really weird how in the last 5 plus years what he did vs now is all he does now is retweets. He's been told to pipe down and not interview players. The aggy network is made fun of a lot here, but the aggy network may be real and put him in his pool boy place.

[Leanderman 2277]

Pool boy maybe yesterdays news but bag hag is the new "In Thing". Funny how the gomers have adopted her as one of their own in such a short time.  I do believe we shall find out she is just a slimy under the counter hack for dumbo.

[Bevo14 8382]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Pool boy maybe yesterdays news but bag hag is the new "In Thing". Funny how the gomers have adopted her as one of their own in such a short time.  I do believe we shall find out she is just a slimy under the counter hack for dumbo.

Not sure he's dumb enough to involve Karen in any capacity

[Orange&White 5539]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

So. Much. This.

It's really weird how in the last 5 plus years what he did vs now is all he does now is retweets. He's been told to pipe down and not interview players. The aggy network is made fun of a lot here, but the aggy network may be real and put him in his pool boy place.

Yep.

General John Sharp told Hamm to stand down, and like a good aggie soldier, Hamm has complied.

[SydneyCarton 48214]

42 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Not sure he's dumb enough to involve Karen in any capacity

It was my understanding that she literally works for his charity. 

[Bevo14 8382]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It was my understanding that she literally works for his charity. 

[Pato del Muerto 52625]

Which somehow gets her in to his football camps and other football related activities. 

[Sejjr 3246]

Handygram for Jimbo!

-Karen

[Dennis Taylor 18882]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It was my understanding that she literally works for his charity. 

she must be super busy with that. the website still shows all the sponsors as being from FL and all that is updated is a PMB in CS for their address    

[texifornia 57178]

Lol of course the "hallowed" part isn't the fake army stuff. It's that Jimbo's there.

[Katfid54 8635]

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lol of course the "hallowed" part isn't the fake army stuff. It's that Jimbo's there.

"There must be 600-700 kids here today"

*Posts photos showing max 65 kids*

[HoustonHorn 1062]

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lol of course the "hallowed" part isn't the fake army stuff. It's that Jimbo's there.

Setting up for a granny gangbang record it sounds like.

Edited June 6, 2019 by HoustonHorn

[texifornia 57178]

FSU sucking isn't Jimbo's fault, followed by a Nole fan showing his ass

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[Thiefery 5018]

Once Jimbo leaves and aggy burns, KKL will too say it had nothing to do with Jimbo.  Can't wait to witness her attack aggys, as she sells her home to relocate in Baton Rouge

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

 The guy has a point. Jimbo and chivalry go together like vodka and used motor oil.

[Pato del Muerto 52625]

I like how she tagged a pic of outdoor practice as being at the indoor practice facility.  There has to be a better tag for that field, doesn’t there?

[cafe society 2878]

49 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

 The guy has a point. Jimbo and chivalry go together like vodka and used motor oil.

What about heartbreak motor oil/Bombay gin?