6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Neonmoon 38130]

Karen moved away from her kids and grandkids because of her business?

What business can she do in Texas she can't do in Florida?

 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Let's just say it involves envelopes of cash and they need to be hand delivered. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

So Jimbo is Jesus now? Good call, Karen. 

Edited June 25, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

if God was ever going to bless Texas A&M he'd have fuckin' done it already by not putting it in College Station and filling it with Aggies

[Vertigo 20335]

On 6/11/2019 at 8:01 PM, oh_snap said:

If hamm had any money, he’d probably throw a party to celebrate the website’s demise after he left. 

Instead, he’ll just talk about how great he is on that free website that only old people use, Facebook. 

You know he is still a baller on a budget. 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

You don't have to be particularly close to the Fisher clan to know that he is not generally considered a very good father. Just sayin'.

[Katfid54 8635]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You don't have to be particularly close to the Fisher clan to know that he is not generally considered a very good father. Just sayin'.

If we're going to start on this, does that mean we can post pictures of Hamm's wife ex-wife again?

Edited June 25, 2019 by Katfid54
corrected for legal process

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

9 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

If we're going to start on this, does that mean we can post pictures of Hamm's wife ex-wife again?

Oh, I don't really want to go down the path all the way -- just far enough to say that if you wanted to dig for dirt, it's not especially hard to find.

[HtownHorn 14783]

Jimbo used his oldest kid to skirt contact rules and sent him away as soon as his usefulness was over.

[mr. sunshine 2833]

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my business led me here 

That’s rich. I’ve got to use it sometime 

[TBGFL 397]

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo used his oldest kid to skirt contact rules and sent him away as soon as his usefulness was over.

If I'm not mistaken, Trey hauled ass back to Tallahassee.

[HtownHorn 14783]

Just now, TBGFL said:

If I'm not mistaken, Trey hauled ass back to Tallahassee.

After the summer circuit where he was pretending to be a QB with Jimbo playing the doting father.

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You don't have to be particularly close to the Fisher clan to know that he is not generally considered a very good father. Just sayin'.

He's not exactly Uncle of the Year either

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

17 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

So Jimbo is Jesus now? Good call, Karen. 

Let's not forget that the Twelfth Man wasn't so good to Jesus.

[texifornia 57135]

This is all very well-adjusted

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[SilasCoade 2622]

jtfc

[Thiefery 5017]

Top 5 national power??

[Vertigo 20335]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is all very well-adjusted

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I love how aggy is getting so up in arms over Matt Hayes being in bed with Herman, calling him a sip etc. One click on his bio says he went to the University of Florida, a bitter rival to FSU. 

 

Honestly, can you imagine an aggy writer going out of their way to write a story DEFENDING the current head coach at Texas because of the shit show left by the previous coach? Yet somehow, this is all planned and orchestrated out of Austin, with Barton Simmons the aggy now on the take. This is glorious theater. 

[SydneyCarton 48191]

I didn't post this the other day in response to her, but I guess I will now. It's amazing/terrifying how will this dumb old cunt fits into that stupid fucking cult of fucking idiots.

Let me get this straight. Tom Herman, with little in the ways of sources or ties to Florida State or it's boosters, was THE inside man who orchestrated this fucking article? He was at Ohio State and Houston while this shit was happening, and finally at Texas, but somehow he knows where ALL the bodies were buried, and he encourages Matt Hayes to write this "hit piece" a few months ago? All while he was hanging out here in Texas? What kind of fucking lunacy does it take to swallow that pill whole with a pint of jizz and not even question the logical fallacies therein? Is Occam's Razor just a thing this people named to sheer their fucking sheep? It's fucking mind blowing. And here comes stumble-dyke, just blundering right into their church of lunacy and putting her feet up on the pews like she's been there her whole life. 

Listen, if these people are this stupid, then something like 40% of them are all batshit crazy, and I can't think of a better reason to stay out of the Houston suburbs. It's like one of those dipshits will go apeshit and tear down your fucking fence to prove some point that only they understand. 

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

"All in compassing"?  I thought this was football, not a Boy Scout Orienteering competition.

[Radical Larry 28663]

This dumb hag fits right in with them.

[KYHorn 17194]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"All in compassing"?  I thought this was football, not a Boy Scout Orienteering competition.

Look, Aggys don't want no 2%ers. You're either all in or not at all.

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

So in consecutive days, she has posted both that he is a great person and father, and that he is driven by hate. 

Those two positions seem incongruous. 

Assholes are driven by hate, because that is what they generate. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Look, Aggys don't want no 2%ers. You're either all in or not at all.

Maybe I should have included a map with that joke.

[KYHorn 17194]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Maybe I should have included a map with that joke.

I got it

[Sejjr 3246]

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So in consecutive days, she has posted both that he is a great person and father, and that he is driven by hate. 

Those two positions seem incongruous. 

Assholes are driven by hate, because that is what they generate. 

Jesus was fueled by hate too. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

8 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Jesus was fueled by hate too. 

I thought he was fueled by fish sandwiches. Well, that and figs and wine.

[Katfid54 8635]

36 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Maybe I should have included a map with that joke.

I knew it was a joke, Minkus.

[Scholz 11959]

14 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Jesus was fueled by hate too. 

He was probably a good football player then.  

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

Just now, Scholz said:

He was probably a good football player then.  

We call it soccer here. 

[KYHorn 17194]

5 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I knew it was a joke, Minkus.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

4 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Let's not forget that the Twelfth Man wasn't so good to Jesus.

I wonder if that's why they have some shiny silver on their shitty helmets for their ugly ass uniforms?

[Radical Larry 28663]

We call it soccer here. 

[Katfid54 8635]

But George Nelson withdraws

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

36 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

They'll need a lot of soccer balls. Every time he handles one, it's gonna pop.

[Machinator 32099]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Gee, I just figured she'd be in Tomball already, after her classes at LSC-Tomball in pipefitting certification are over.

[Focht Up 631]

https://www.google.com/search?q=bag&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwivndPqjI3jAhWFW80KHXLtBUIQ_AUIESgC&biw=1247&bih=728#imgrc=8VETHaOEclsykM:

56 minutes ago, Machinator said:

https://www.tombihn.com/products/packing-cube-shoulder-bag?variant=14084489117759

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[Scholz 11959]

How many envelopes does she have to deliver?

[Orange&White 5539]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

How many envelopes does she have to deliver?

Only a few but they are REALLY heavy.

[Scholz 11959]

I don’t think many people go out of their way to visit Tomball except out of absolute necessity.

[Sejjr 3246]

[Deej 76935]

I will laugh so hard when aggy gets bitchslapped because of some dried up old hag from Florida. 

[texifornia 57135]

3 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

The thing is I bet she'll actually really like this

[texaslong 678]

On 6/25/2019 at 1:27 PM, Neonmoon said:

Karen moved away from her kids and grandkids because of her business?

What business can she do in Texas she can't do in Florida?

 

They are no longer allowed to fedex the envelope due to athletic department policy. I guess there was an incident using courier services before. 

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

I will laugh so hard when aggy gets bitchslapped because of some dried up old hag from Florida. 

By the ncaa? 

[Wishbone 4782]

That bitch ain’t right.

[Leanderman 2274]

Maybe demas is into milf's as well?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Maybe demas is into milf's as well?

If you are implying in any way that it is possible to draw up a Venn diagram using "MILF" as one variable, and there is any overlap with anything at all about the ag-bag lady, then we need to get you in front of a judge ASAP, because an enforced stay in the rubber room is in your near future.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Maybe demas is into milf's as well?

Milf is "moms I'd "like " to fuck"   

Aint no like to fuck in That anywhere