6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[markstanco 12585]

Maybe demas is into milf's as well?

You like apostrophe's, huh?

[KYHorn 17096]

Don't know if this was already common knowledge, but guess who the Ministry of Completely True and Unbiased Information has on staff and is definitely not a conflict of interest or anything? 

Dameyune Craig's son, Devin, who is listed as a reporter. Also Luicci's mom.

https://texags.com/staff

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

Time to change thread title to sixfigs in envelopes/trust the karen

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

TexAgs is such a perfect microcosm of the moral depravity of aggy: a perfect blend of sanctimonious hypocrisy, obvious ethical duplicity, with an aggrandized overemphasis on style over substance, and an abject failure to provide results worthy of the expense and fanfare.

It's not just that they are "all hat, no cattle," it's that even on its own merits, just as a hat, it still sucks.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

47 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

Example of the aggy network at its finest. 

[Yev Kassem 1031]

And now we know where Looch gets his good looks from.

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

I take it you must NOT work in hydraulics.

[SaucyJack 3495]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

12, $tree quarters B, holla!

Edited June 30, 2019 by SaucyJack

[Vertigo 20290]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

Obviously Texags is a MULTI billion dollar asset.

[EZ$ 2105]

10 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

And now we know where Looch gets his good looks from.

Hey, he was good enough looking to be able to blow a Heisman winning QB!

[markstanco 12585]

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

A wal mart supercenter typically has about 225 employees. Each store has sales around 55 million per year. (This info from a store manager I know, so if wrong sorry not sorry).

Not sure what your point was.

Maybe my sarcasm meter is broken as well.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Unlike Walmart, which has the supply chain nightmare of gathering 1000s of products, continuously stocking a store, and selling these products to customers, Texags is a just a recruiting website. The only service it provides is word content on a web platform. Most 247 team sites have 3-5 employees. If you’d like, you can add the 3-5 contract web guys that service the entire platform. But in no way whatsoever are 36 people needed to run a website. 

My point was it’s a bloated clusterfuck run by an incompetent cult 

[The University 851]

constantly covering shit up is a 35+ fte job.

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

When you are recruiting 50+ kids from all over the country, you need access to a healthy pool of bagpersons to deliver incentives in a timely manner. As said previously, can’t trust fedex. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4777]

How many athletes “work” for TexAgs?

[Leanderman 2275]

Coaches cannot initiate conversations with recruits during the dead period but reporters can still ask questions and such.  Tell me again why this is not an unfair advantage to have a coaches son as reporter? 

[Machinator 32099]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Coaches cannot initiate conversations with recruits during the dead period

That's not true, unless you mean in-person contacts.

Edited June 30, 2019 by Machinator

[texifornia 57028]

His honest loathing of everything about A&M is easily his most endearing feature

 

Edited June 30, 2019 by texifornia

[Longhornfrenzy 5775]

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[TexasMan 10940]

15 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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I mean, hello NCAA?

[RGBIII 22840]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Imagine trying to get the bag as an 18 year old recruit and having to deal with this geriatric psycho bothering the fuck out of you

[TtomTerrific 200]

On 6/29/2019 at 8:12 PM, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

fewer 

[TtomTerrific 200]

On 6/29/2019 at 7:19 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

TexAgs is such a perfect microcosm of the moral depravity of aggy: a perfect blend of sanctimonious hypocrisy, obvious ethical duplicity, with an aggrandized overemphasis on style over substance, and an abject failure to provide results worthy of the expense and fanfare.

It's not just that they are "all hat, no cattle," it's that even on its own merits, just as a hat, it still sucks.

you've done some fine work here, but this is probably among your best. 

[PilotsError 2309]

Is she talking about herself of is she mocking Hamm?

[SHOOTER12 8811]

On 6/29/2019 at 9:18 PM, Yev Kassem said:

And now we know where Looch gets his good looks from.

He got them from the tip of a boot.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He got them from the tip of a boot.

I think the guy that beat his ass was wearing flip flops.  

[SHOOTER12 8811]

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I think the guy that beat his ass was wearing flip flops.  

You know thinking back I think you are 100% correct. Reminds me of the line from Friday night lights, I could whip your ass in a pair of flip-flops LOL

So it is written so let it be done.

[Machinator 32099]

[Dennis Taylor 18839]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

yeah thanks Jimbo

 

 

 

[Machinator 32099]

[Orange&White 5528]

Yes you do, sir. Yes you do.

[Tree Fidy 1174]

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[Bevo14 8350]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Yes you do, sir. Yes you do.

He can team up with Zach Smith

[Sejjr 3246]

Gotta give the Pizza Boi credit, he knows how to troll Hammster like a pro.

[Hornius Emeritus 12473]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Gotta give the Pizza Boi credit, he knows how to troll Hammster like a pro.

 

I laughed at "Laws of Attraction: The Karen Key Largo edition."
 

[RabidM 2668]

4 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

 

 

 

 

 

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Easily his best tweet ever. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1265]

I think his best tweet ever.

[Dennis Taylor 18839]

" 0 for 16...I was right until I was wrong "

[Vertigo 20290]

5 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

 

 

 

 

 

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[Tex Pete 20403]

Can you see your kids tonight? (kids tonight)[/Lion King theme]

[Viper 12109]

10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

I laughed at "Laws of Attraction: The Karen Key Largo edition."
 

Wonder how many Michelob Ultras she had to buy him first. 

Edited July 9, 2019 by Viper

[Leanderman 2275]

It was Natty Lite, I am sure.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

It was Natty Lite, I am sure.

I guess we need a ruling on the use of "natty" in beer reference context.

[RabidM 2668]

7 hours ago, Viper said:

Wonder how many Michelob Ultras she had to buy him first. 

Or how many he had to buy her?  I mean... it's kind of hard to know who was more desperate.  

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

48 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Or how many he had to buy her?  I mean... it's kind of hard to know who was more desperate.  

bolded word should never be used in the same sentence as the aggy bag hag

[Viper 12109]

52 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Or how many he had to buy her?  I mean... it's kind of hard to know who was more desperate.  

I just figured he didn't have the money to buy them himself, so the beer was double purposed. 1) to get him drunk enough, and 2) as payment for the services soon to be rendered

[TKthunder2 4992]

12 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

I guess we need a ruling on the use of "natty" in beer reference context.

I’ve heard many people talk about Natty Light for years and years.  Hell, Iowa State has a SBnation site called https://www.widerightnattylite.com/ . It’s fine in that context.

I have still yet to here anyone ever talk about winning a “Natty” in person.  Only stupid message board posters.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

28 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I’ve heard many people talk about Natty Light for years and years.  Hell, Iowa State has a SBnation site called https://www.widerightnattylite.com/ . It’s fine in that context.

I have still yet to here anyone ever talk about winning a “Natty” in person.  Only stupid message board posters.

so people dont come up to you and use written form abbreviations to you in person? no etc.? appt.? dept.?

thats fucking amazing. boggles the mind

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

4 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

thats fucking amazing. boggles the mind

Bottles*